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Posted by fishy on Mon May 30th at 4:05am 2005

[insert homer simpson quote here]


i eat paint



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Posted by Cassius on Mon May 30th at 5:31am 2005

"The text of Fishy's avatar." - Cassius



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Posted by Hugh on Mon May 30th at 5:59am 2005

"I'm not alone when I say that you make Gandhi look like a child pornographer" - Will Ferrell as James Lipton

"It's like looking into the eyes of God and seeing him smile back and saying 'You are my most wondrous creation'" - Same <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">

"Have you ever transcended time and space?" "Yes. No. Time, not space. No. I don't know what you're talking about." - I <3 Huckabees

Can't think of anymore at the moment, unfortunately.




One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!



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Posted by Rumple on Mon May 30th at 7:05am 2005

If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do? - GTA:VC VROCK



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Posted by Andrei on Mon May 30th at 7:45am 2005

? quote:
If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do? - GTA:VC VROCK


"I am not a racist; i hate everyone, irrelevant of other issues." - Paster Richards, GTA:VC
Thanks for reminding me .




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Posted by Dark Tree on Mon May 30th at 9:40am 2005

"Please, Gary. I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to f**k your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!" -Spotswood, Team America: world Police.

In other news...I found a funny title for a movie:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D!

(yes it is listed on the IMDB)





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Posted by warlord on Mon May 30th at 1:45pm 2005

tax lady : well it looks like you dont owe us any money, but unfourtunatly your not entitled to a refund

peter: aaaaaahhhhhh

tax lady: Mr.Griffen are you allright?

peter: yea im sorry, im still getting over the loss of party of five, now what was that you were saying?

tax lady: your not entitled to a refund.

peter: aaaaaahhhhhh, im sorry that was for party of five again, now what were you saying?

tax lady:your not entitled to a refund.

peter: aaaaaahhhhhh

tax lady: sigh; was that for party of five again?

peter: no! that was for my refund... what the hell is party of five?




the only problem with steam updating things every week is it doesent give the developers an incentive to playtest thier work, so we do it for them



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Posted by Orpheus on Mon May 30th at 2:07pm 2005

? quote:
Thou shalt not covet they neighbours killbox's popularity. - Fraggard




The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Andrei on Mon May 30th at 4:11pm 2005

? quote:

? quote:
Thou shalt not covet they neighbours killbox's popularity. - Fraggard


The best quote so far. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by G4MER on Mon May 30th at 4:29pm 2005

? quoting Orpheus

? quote:
Thou shalt not covet they neighbours killbox's popularity. - Fraggard

AND DA WINNER IS!





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Posted by G4MER on Mon May 30th at 4:32pm 2005

YABBA DABBA DOO! - Fred Flinstone

SCOOBBY DOOBBY DOO! - Scooby

DOO BE DOO BE DOO! - See Fishys Avatar





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Posted by G.Ballblue on Mon May 30th at 6:32pm 2005

"Spam approved." -Puchi




Breaking the laws of mapping since 2003 and doing a damn fine job at it



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Posted by Dr Brasso on Mon May 30th at 7:01pm 2005

"thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory....now get off me, i have a headache..." ............. my wife

Doc B...





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Posted by gimpinthesink on Tue May 31st at 12:49am 2005

You had me at the nipples - Mark Addy (Around the world in 80 days)


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Posted by Dark Tree on Tue May 31st at 1:57am 2005

"Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"

-My girlfriend after she found out she was pregnant

(joke, she isn't pregnant)





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Posted by Dr Brasso on Tue May 31st at 3:05am 2005

roflmao!!!!! <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">

made my day man......congratulations.... (i think)...

Doc B...





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Posted by French Toast on Tue May 31st at 3:19am 2005

"Woah, it's better than I thought, I'm getting an Audi!"

"No, Peter, there's a T in there, it says Audit."

"No Brian, it's a foreign car. The T is silent, sweet I'm getting an Audi!"

God Family Guy rocks.




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Posted by Andrei on Tue May 31st at 9:17am 2005

Does anyone like "Married with Children"?
Here's some quotes:

* I'm going back to Chicago; where I only
die a little every day.


* You've desecrated the toilet I call home!

* Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's
like any other minimum wage slow death.



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Posted by Foxpup on Tue May 31st at 10:46pm 2005

"Eighteen children? For God's sake, woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car!" - Anonymous


Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.



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Posted by Mephs on Thu Jun 2nd at 7:18pm 2005

"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it.

"Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy."

What a dick, f**k him! He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lining up to catch elevators to fly South. They fly from the ground, you moron. Quit ruining it for everybody." - Bill Hicks





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