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Posted by satchmo on Mon May 30th at 2:47am 2005

I saw this ad from a Yahoo site. I just couldn't resist. It turned out to be a site that has continuous streams of advertisement for TV shows, movies (some sci fi film with Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder), computer games (Chaos Theory). I was just hooked and semi-hypnotized until I forcefully yanked my hand and clicked the close button on the browser.

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Posted by Spartan on Mon May 30th at 2:53am 2005

Damn fatty fast food resturants and their mind sucking advertisements.




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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Mon May 30th at 4:08am 2005

Does it strike anyone else as sadly ironic that they are using slim super-model types to advertise fast food?


Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.



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Posted by Spartan on Mon May 30th at 4:32am 2005

That advertisement reminds me of something. I was looking through a friend geek gadget magazine today and I didn't even see any gadgets. At first I thought the magazine was a Maxim when I saw the cover. They also had two almost naked women playing in a tub of cake together. Don't get me wrong. I was aroused but I didn't get what it had to do with gadgets. Advertisements these day are confusing.




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Posted by Hugh on Mon May 30th at 4:37am 2005

You get the geek gadgets and then the ladies play in tubs of cake in your backyard (sold seperately).


One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

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Posted by Orpheus on Mon May 30th at 10:18am 2005

? quoting Tracer Bullet
Does it strike anyone else as sadly ironic that they are using slim super-model types to advertise fast food?

No only that, but when was the last time to actually recieved a burger that looking like those did? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/wtf.gif">





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by DrGlass on Mon May 30th at 10:36am 2005

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? quoting Tracer Bullet
Does it strike anyone else as sadly ironic that they are using slim super-model types to advertise fast food?

No only that, but when was the last time to actually recieved a burger that looking like those did?



Or ate it while shooting random slutty glances all over the place as you wash your $500,000 sports car?

adds just throw as much s**t at you as they can to sell their product.

BOOBS, CARS, MONEY, SEX, CELEBERTY, then... "buy firestone tires"

Its all part of the systematic rape of culture.




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Posted by Hugh on Mon May 30th at 10:37am 2005

Carl's Jr. makes quality burgers, yo, and Paris Hilton's a ho (check out my inadvertent freestylings).


One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

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Posted by Orpheus on Mon May 30th at 10:42am 2005

? quoting DrGlass



"buy firestone tires"


STOP right there..

I use only Firestone tires.. and have had nothing but excellent results. You can imagine how many sets of tires I go through, so I know what I am talking about to some extent. I have had excellent life from them really. The SUV crap that happened was a design flaw in the Ford, not the tires.

anywho's.. I have gotten as much as 140,000 miles out of a set of 65,000 mile tires, and am currently working on 80,000 miles out of an 80,000 mile set.. they tires still look almost new as far as tread depth is concerned.

/ rant.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by DrGlass on Mon May 30th at 10:55am 2005

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? quoting DrGlass



"buy firestone tires"


STOP right there..

I use only Firestone tires.. and have had nothing but excellent results. You can imagine how many sets of tires I go through, so I know what I am talking about to some extent. I have had excellent life from them really. The SUV crap that happened was a design flaw in the Ford, not the tires.

anywho's.. I have gotten as much as 140,000 miles out of a set of 65,000 mile tires, and am currently working on 80,000 miles out of an 80,000 mile set.. they tires still look almost new as far as tread depth is concerned.

/ rant.



That wasn't a statement about the quality, I just think their TV adds dont sell their product. Hell, your story would make me want to buy their product way more than some model holding a tire or some guy sitting on a tire using a laptop computer...




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Posted by warlord on Mon May 30th at 1:26pm 2005

lewis black said it best

" three rabbits are sitting on a log, one goes off and hangs himself... buy a bike"




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Posted by French Toast on Mon May 30th at 2:10pm 2005

I think the best ad is from Family Guy;

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Paul Tucket Patriot Beer, if you buy it, hot women will have sex in your backyard






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