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Posted by Spartan on Thu Jun 9th at 6:05am 2005

The newly birthed leperous clone was accidently given female genetalia. This aroused many of the forum members.




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Posted by satchmo on Thu Jun 9th at 6:13am 2005

Consequently, this provided the opportunity for those forum members to realize that they actually do have a problem with premature ejaculation. As a result, they attempt to send their subsequent medical bills to South Koreans, blaming them for their new-found malady.



"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge



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Posted by Cassius on Thu Jun 9th at 6:30am 2005

Then, on December 6, 1992, a new type of bomb exploded over the metropolitan area of Seoul, South Korea. Orpheus was blamed for the incident...



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Posted by Mephs on Thu Jun 9th at 7:57am 2005

...and, despite a strong case for the defence, relying heavily on his claim that "Me no speak-a the English" he was sentanced to execution by cruel and unusual means, involving...




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Posted by Cassius on Thu Jun 9th at 8:44am 2005

... a twelve inch...



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Posted by Loco on Thu Jun 9th at 9:43am 2005

...spatula and a 5 mb jpeg.

Sorry Orpheus, couldn't resist.



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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Jun 9th at 9:48am 2005

For it seemed that by some cruel quirk of nature (and a bit of reprogramming) that when XAT is combined with a spatula of exactly 12 inches if causes all previously optimized images to expand to 5 megs each.

images everywhere throughout Snarkpit all expanded at once. GIGS OF THEM..

after the shockwave rolled by, everyone stood up and said...

(Now me is off to Connecticut, be good all)





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by smidsy on Thu Jun 9th at 10:04am 2005

bravo captin sponge, your deeds to this website have been unmatchable. Ivan the sausage turned round and said that pigions could not order busses unless they had....




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Posted by Myrk- on Thu Jun 9th at 10:53am 2005

Orph just so you know from earlier- "The Big Issue" is a magazine hobos sell on the streets in the UK, they buy it for 50p from shelters then sell it for ?1 on the streets. Its not tasty treats lol...

...what is most commonly reffered to as a "bumbled bee"!




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Posted by Mephs on Thu Jun 9th at 12:47pm 2005

...the code name for the most terrifying biological weapon known to man. Developed by Denmark in 1988, the effects of the "bumble bee" are instantaenous, causing a slow, agonising death through swelling in the...




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Posted by French Toast on Thu Jun 9th at 3:03pm 2005

Lower lip. There was only one thing the loyal members of the forum could do. They organized a biological weapon of their own...




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Posted by Spartan on Thu Jun 9th at 3:10pm 2005

made completely from the gum under the tables at every high school in America.




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Posted by French Toast on Thu Jun 9th at 3:32pm 2005

While the forums members were compiling their weapon, South Korea did something unimaginably evil. They played Christina Aguilera in their factories, and said they wouldn't stop until their workers created an entire droid army. Needless to say, productivity improved...




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Posted by smidsy on Thu Jun 9th at 6:06pm 2005

because of newly perchased sailor suits and the adition of their brakes consisting entirely of starcraft. Then horror starcraft 2, is anounced and korea goes down as 5 gigbillion users logg on to dl the update the snarkpit site strains to keep up and rides the wave of downloading asians which formed.....




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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Fri Jun 10th at 4:17am 2005

...as the last 5-MB Jpegs finally fell into the void of Leperous' female clone's immense...



The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.



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Posted by Cassius on Fri Jun 10th at 4:41am 2005

vagina...



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Posted by Dark Tree on Fri Jun 10th at 5:58am 2005

...l crevasse...



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Posted by smidsy on Fri Jun 10th at 4:05pm 2005

which was actually a time portal which lead back to when nikkita kruschchev (USSR leader) was in power and the world reverted back to communism beacuse of a lack in American defence spending. This enevitably led to....




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Posted by Spartan on Fri Jun 10th at 4:12pm 2005

...poo...



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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Fri Jun 10th at 9:17pm 2005

...H and Eeyore's overtake of the rest of the free non-communist countries...


The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.




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