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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jun 8th at 6:24pm 2005


Which was.... "Pastry treats"



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Posted by smidsy on Wed Jun 8th at 6:55pm 2005


this in effect changed the universal ballance of gordon freeman, who was now scared to do anything (back to scientist).....




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Posted by parakeet on Wed Jun 8th at 7:02pm 2005


He was so scared that all that he wanted to do was to gourge on the pastry treats...



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jun 8th at 7:46pm 2005


and a wooden Popsicle stick. While he was gorging on the pastry treat he noticed that..



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Posted by French Toast on Wed Jun 8th at 8:55pm 2005


The bus had just left the stop. He was supposed to be on it...




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Posted by gimpinthesink on Wed Jun 8th at 9:13pm 2005


never mind he thourght as busses usualy come in packs there should be another in a minute..


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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by Andrei on Wed Jun 8th at 9:21pm 2005


, but the next bus never came and the night began to settle as hungry crows started to fly around, coming closer and closer until




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Posted by satchmo on Wed Jun 8th at 9:37pm 2005


he remembered that he's lactose intolerant and he felt his intestine starting to swell with putrid gases released by the virulent commensal bacteria


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Posted by Andrei on Wed Jun 8th at 9:40pm 2005


And his intestine swell and swell and swell until FAAAARRRRT; and all the crows fell to the ground, catching fire before even hitting the soil




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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jun 8th at 10:08pm 2005


? quoting Andrei
and all the crows fell to the ground, catching fire before even hitting the soil...

Meanwhile back at the old Snarkpit forums, where flaming crow c**ktails and Popsicle sticks never show their ugly mugs Orpheus and Cassius begin a debate on the prices of diapers in California and Arkansas..





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Posted by French Toast on Wed Jun 8th at 10:45pm 2005


Yet they settle their debate peacefully, at least Cassius thought so, until his inside information leaked of a secret plot by Orpheus to reignite the debate over diapers. Only one thing could be done...




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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jun 8th at 10:51pm 2005


... A DUAL!!

Childish insults at 30 paces. The winner to be decided by an impartial arbiter..

Orpheus sets up for the onslaught only to discover that his witticisms have failed to..





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Posted by French Toast on Wed Jun 8th at 11:05pm 2005


be understood by the majority of the community. While some could comprehend, some were lost, now it was time for Cassius to respond...




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Posted by Andrei on Thu Jun 9th at 12:15am 2005


,which he does with a level 3 allusion attack and some well placed polisemantic words




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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Jun 9th at 12:28am 2005


And a bit of slight of hand..

Meanwhile it was about this time that the rest of the members noticed that..





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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Jun 9th at 1:50am 2005


...Leperous had been gruesomely murdered. What with the noise of the rampaging snark, and the intergenerational war of words taking place in the background, no one had heard a thing. Indeed, it was the stench of rotting flesh in the air that tipped the unwary forum members off. By the look of the nearly decapitated corpse, three 50. cal slugs had penetrated the fearless leaders body. The barrage would have turned an engine block to scrap, and the paper thin rotting flesh of This Worlds Creator had been neatly aerosolized. It was much akin to the way dog s**t takes to the air when you run it over with a lawn mower. Recognizing that leprosy is a highly contagious malady, particularly when rendered aerosol by a massive injection kinetic energy, Orpheous turned from his verbal opponent and shouted...

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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Jun 9th at 2:02am 2005


*whispers* Orpheus, Tracer, its Orpheus.

? quoting Tracer Bullet
Orpheus turned from his verbal opponent and shouted...

"WHOOWEE,LOOK AT THOSE CHUNKS FLY"

Afterward, Orpheus and Cassius gathered as many pieces as they could locate to..





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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Jun 9th at 2:27am 2005


...build a biological weapon with which the SnarkPit can wage total war against the likes of GA, Fark, and the insidious Steam Forums. There was just one problem...


Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.



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Posted by Dr Brasso on Thu Jun 9th at 2:30am 2005


....we had to throw the parts in a mason jar, add water (and intensive care skin lotion by the bucket), and commence shaking vigorously to try and reconstitute the now postgranulated form of the one known as "Leperous o'skinless" , of the south mexican irish o'skinless clan.....and we needed a bigger jar...

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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Thu Jun 9th at 5:23am 2005


but luckily South Korea had a Leperous clone ready to go. However, it wasn't until a few weeks later that we realized something was terribly wrong...





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