Meanwhile back at the old Snarkpit forums, where flaming crow c**ktails and Popsicle sticks never show their ugly mugs Orpheus and Cassius begin a debate on the prices of diapers in California and Arkansas..

...Leperous had been gruesomely murdered. What with the noise of the rampaging snark, and the intergenerational war of words taking place in the background, no one had heard a thing. Indeed, it was the stench of rotting flesh in the air that tipped the unwary forum members off. By the look of the nearly decapitated corpse, three 50. cal slugs had penetrated the fearless leaders body. The barrage would have turned an engine block to scrap, and the paper thin rotting flesh of This Worlds Creator had been neatly aerosolized. It was much akin to the way dog s**t takes to the air when you run it over with a lawn mower. Recognizing that leprosy is a highly contagious malady, particularly when rendered aerosol by a massive injection kinetic energy, Orpheous turned from his verbal opponent and shouted...

Sorry for the long post... I get carried away.