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Posted by Andrei on Fri Jun 10th at 11:15pm 2005

resulted in an open and full scale conflict between the East and the West over a half-decomposed...




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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Jun 10th at 11:49pm 2005

You guys are completely uselss at this! I wrote something and the next guy completely ignores it! This is officially the worst story evah plz, its not even funny :P


-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Posted by Andrei on Sat Jun 11th at 12:39pm 2005

Yeah, the story kinda deviated from the original theme, didn't it? It started-out with snarks and antlions and it now speaks of communist countries and bioweapons.
PFL's story is much funnier.




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Posted by Pegs on Sat Jun 11th at 1:18pm 2005

Squirell that had the key to the magic school bus, the snarkpit crew...




Yes, My spelling is still terrible!



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Posted by $loth on Sat Jun 11th at 1:46pm 2005

? quote:
Squirell that had the key to the magic school bus, the snarkpit crew...


spanked the squirrel and asked for the key back, to which he replied....




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Posted by Andrei on Sat Jun 11th at 1:56pm 2005


Mr Speaker, Mr President Pro Tempore, members of Congress, and fellow Americans:







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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Sat Jun 11th at 2:51pm 2005

My dark minions have taken the holy key to hell with them. There is no way you can get it back unless...



The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.



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Posted by Spartan on Sat Jun 11th at 3:26pm 2005

...you win the amazing race, only then can you obtain the power of the GODS!




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Posted by $loth on Sat Jun 11th at 4:26pm 2005

And so it was written, and so it was done. The great potato bag filled with syrup dipped in honey and sewn to your ankles was about to commence over.....




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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 12th at 1:44am 2005

Meanwhile, the antlion and snark compared genitalia.. They noticed that the antlion, being male, had an organ that looked exactly like a 12 inch spatula when fully erect. This caused the snark to..



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Mon Jun 13th at 2:10am 2005

...violently explode and splatter his...



The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.



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Posted by French Toast on Mon Jun 13th at 2:16am 2005

Retina all over the monitor of the user. Naturally this obstructed said users vision, so off he went for some Windex. Unbeknownst to the user, an evil and abstract plot had been set in motion. Just as he placed his fingers around the Windex...




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jun 13th at 4:57pm 2005

..bottle, it auto scanned his DNA. There was apparently some market for this DNA and extreme measures are being taken to acquire the samples.

Afterward...





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Mon Jun 13th at 5:42pm 2005

A bunch of poorly done clones with australian accents were created. Together, they attempted to destroy the droids with '60s style monotone speach...




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jun 13th at 5:50pm 2005

Specifically, "Me aaam, croickey, ee beet auff me aam"



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by $loth on Mon Jun 13th at 6:32pm 2005

failed, so they decided to go and work at walmart. Where they stocked shelves, rang tills and....




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jun 13th at 6:47pm 2005

Sloth, are you in your own little realm? what has your post got to do with the last? its been 45 minutes, you can't use simultaneous posting as an excuse. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Andrei on Mon Jun 13th at 9:41pm 2005

? quote:
Specifically, "Me aaam, croickey, ee beet auff me aam"


And as the clones slumpered around like zombies, bumping into eachother and banging themselves against telephone poles, a misterious golden snark came out of nowhere and




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Posted by French Toast on Mon Jun 13th at 9:59pm 2005

touched all the poorly done clones and 60s droids. They turned to gold. Then the snark touched it's baby snark, which also turned to gold. The Midas-Snark broke down and cried. As he cried an apparition appeared infront of Midas-Snark.




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jun 13th at 10:02pm 2005

And said grumpily "What?? Whats with all these clones? Of all the things to do with DNA you pick to clone a Snark with a 12 inch spatula shaped..."



The best things in life, aren't things.




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