Story Thread 2005
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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Sat Jul 2nd at 3:22am 2005


...and bump the story thread to unimaginable heights where it...






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Posted by Senshi on Sat Jul 2nd at 1:12pm 2005


forced people to read the wrong page in the thread and edit their posts, resulting in...






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Posted by Myrk- on Sat Jul 2nd at 1:23pm 2005


...the creation of the new hit film, Myrk- vs the N3wbs, involving digitally added in muscles to make Myrk- look like Arnie.

This is turning out pretty well ;D I'm like Jebus!




-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Posted by Senshi on Sat Jul 2nd at 1:32pm 2005


Unfortunately for Myrk, the digitally animated muscles came to life and...






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Posted by Andrei on Sat Jul 2nd at 4:14pm 2005


wraped around his neck in an attempt




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Posted by Spartan on Sat Jul 2nd at 4:25pm 2005


to strangle him and steal his pet cat's virginaty.




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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Sun Jul 3rd at 11:36pm 2005


They did not succeed in the former, but the latter caused the cat to swell up and...






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Posted by Spartan on Mon Jul 4th at 2:48am 2005


explode releasing candy corn throughout the world. This pissed off Louis Black but helped feed all the hungery Africans and thus canceling out the efforts of Live8.




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Posted by Andrei on Mon Jul 4th at 10:46am 2005


Enraged that their publicity-stunt went down the drain, spuming live8 members




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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Tue Jul 5th at 12:03am 2005


...organized guerilla warfare between the abused developer drones of Microsoft and...






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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jul 6th at 12:59pm 2005


Interlude: It was about this time that people noticed that Myrk was indeed very fond of his cat. He was taken aback that anyone would even dream of stealing such a personal thing as its virginity. All this time he had been saving it for his brothers next return from Hong Kong. Sadened, he pouts for days when he suddenly realizes that Lep will prolly never notice the cat no longer has its cherry anyway.. Heartened, he dries his tears and continues with the story thread as before.



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jul 17th at 1:30am 2005


Chapter 2- "Life after Half-Life"

From a psychological standpoint nothing seemed changed. Life continued to ebb and flow around the forums, but an undercurrent of discontent seemed to be incipient. More and more frequently members...





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Sun Jul 17th at 10:10am 2005


...participated in odd stanic rituals attempting to summon...







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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by Andrei on Sun Jul 17th at 10:42am 2005


the all-mighty and omnipotent Demonic Snark, which the evil prophecy of ...




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Posted by Myrk- on Sun Jul 17th at 11:09am 2005


Leperous fortold.

Guys my cat is already pregnant, we sent it off 2 weeks ago to some tom cat, and now its having kittens in 7 weeks Your not getting any of them either!




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Posted by $loth on Sun Jul 17th at 8:03pm 2005


? quote:
Leperous fortold.

Guys my cat is already pregnant, we sent it off 2 weeks ago to some tom cat, and now its having kittens in 7 weeks Your not getting any of them either!



In a dumbledorish manner leperous started a long tale of snark's, demons and skeletor doing the YMCA!




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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jul 17th at 10:54pm 2005


They looked odd doing their morbid impression of a gay group singing the song. However YMCA seemed quite the rage for the xen throwbacks.

After a while however,





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by LAzerMANiac on Mon Jul 18th at 12:23am 2005


...the giant cup of ramen, which was in a geostationary orbit for some time, started losing altitude. This caused global panic, but only one man stepped up to the challenge of saving the scrumptious noodles from burning up in the atmosphere. The man's name was...






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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jul 18th at 12:35am 2005


"Hey its me, Half Dude"..



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Re: Story Thread 2005
Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Jul 18th at 12:58am 2005


Half Dude was unaware of the anti-aging effects of Cup-A-Ramen and proceded to eat them all. When he was done he looked like he was 10 years old! He looked in the mirror and...


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