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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jul 18th at 1:19am 2005

..exclaimed.. "Ahh fudge, not 10 years old again. I already get picked on because I screw up so often"

Meanwhile...





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by rival on Mon Jul 18th at 3:04am 2005

...disaster loomed for madedog after getting drunk at a party he wakes up a member of a Kazahkstani militant group deep in the mountains of Azerbaijan.
he...





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Posted by French Toast on Mon Jul 18th at 4:19am 2005

Is unable to pronounce either of the two names, and so is forced out of the group by peer pressure. He was so upset that he...




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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Jul 18th at 4:29am 2005

decided to get famous on the internet and his site, "tubgirl" currently has over 1 million hits. being happy with his success, he told Rival that...




I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Posted by rival on Mon Jul 18th at 7:49pm 2005

...hes an excellent guy.

madedog once again, in his fame and huge amounts of money, got drunk and woke up...





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Posted by French Toast on Mon Jul 18th at 10:08pm 2005

In a barn twelve miles outside of London. A man stood next to him shouting "The end is nigh!" Madedog thought fast, he...




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jul 18th at 10:30pm 2005

..began first by calmly unzipping his fly in preparation for kissing his rump end good bye... However at the exact same moment there was a loud crashing noise from...



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by fishy on Tue Jul 19th at 12:03am 2005

some Oktagon servers.......




i eat paint



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Posted by French Toast on Tue Jul 19th at 3:28am 2005

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Posted by rival on Tue Jul 19th at 3:43am 2005

....caused by a stoned French Toast falling off a server, thus knocking it over, and plummeting towards a pit of carbolic acid. just at that moment...




Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
&quot;I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!&quot;



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Posted by Orpheus on Tue Jul 19th at 10:59pm 2005

..somewhere in the arctic circle, a snowflake melted marking the beginning of..



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Myrk- on Tue Jul 19th at 11:19pm 2005

...the snarkpit mapping contest, of which currently there are few contenders...

hint hint




-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Tue Jul 26th at 3:23am 2005

...including Satan himself, famous for his Dooom map remakes. Satan, however, was disqualified for...



The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.



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Posted by rival on Tue Jul 26th at 3:32am 2005

....including sado-maschistic images in his maps. he took his revenge on the moderater of the competition by...


Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
&quot;I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!&quot;



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Posted by WarloK on Tue Jul 26th at 11:44pm 2005

tieing him to a tree and tearing out his guts with his bare hands and spread them out behind him in the shape of wings to symbolise a fallen angel, then a girl scout came and...




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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Tue Jul 26th at 11:51pm 2005

...started selling those evilly delicious cookies, made in the shape of...



The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.



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Posted by Psychosomatic on Wed Jul 27th at 11:14am 2005

...chocolate chip devils-horns, which Satan then used in an attempt to stab the moderator to death.




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