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Posted by satchmo on Wed Jul 27th at 8:52pm 2005

Now we have a phobia thread, it's only natural to have a fetish thread.

So, what makes your engine run? Perky tits? Large areola? Shapely thighs? Pouty lips?

Personally, I love ladies in white tank tops without bras. And the best thing to go with that is a short jean-shorts, with slender and slightly muscular legs sticking out of them.




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Posted by Andrei on Wed Jul 27th at 9:01pm 2005

You do realise that, psychologically, many men would rather have their teeth removed than confess a fetish. It is my opinion though that these should be exploited rather than buried deep in our subconscious

(me has the ultra-common black latex/high heel fetish, nothing weird)



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Posted by Madedog on Wed Jul 27th at 9:33pm 2005

Tits ofcourse <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> It's what turns me on <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> (i have a boobfetish :P and I'm proud over it :P). I can't help myself, when I see beautiful, natural tits, I will go so horny... :P (result: i cannot be in beach, without everyone noticing my Wild Bill blowing trumpet <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">)



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Posted by Myrk- on Wed Jul 27th at 11:29pm 2005

My bro runs the site- I'm not saying!


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Posted by Underdog on Thu Jul 28th at 12:37am 2005

Edited.

My apologies for being offensive. I will try to be more general next time. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif">




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Posted by azelito on Thu Jul 28th at 1:06am 2005

Butt. I just love a nicely shaped butt.
Sometimes I can't help slapping my girlfriend on the butt you know, but she's used to it by now.



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Posted by Underdog on Thu Jul 28th at 1:09am 2005

Clearly, it depends on what you are slapping her on the buttocks with my friend. Using your hand, is not really an option.


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Posted by WarloK on Thu Jul 28th at 1:33am 2005

i like girls without spots. Theres so many of them, where did all the good girls go? Not to mention lesbians, there are like no straight GOOD LOOKING girls in my school, its quite disturbing.




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Posted by French Toast on Thu Jul 28th at 1:53am 2005

I'm a fan of smaller boobs. Palm-size, not crazy big, and not non-existant. Otherwise, tight jeans, firm ass. 'Tis about all. My girlfriend meets the criteria <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

But I'm only 14, I'm sure my tastes will change.




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Posted by WarloK on Thu Jul 28th at 2:00am 2005

I prefer medium size, not huge nor small. deep bowl size if you will
Am 14 2 and i may change, im just to lazy(and equally cool) to care




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Posted by fishy on Thu Jul 28th at 2:06am 2005

ffs,this thread needs deleted. grown men talking about sex with kiddies isn't why i come to these forums.


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Posted by WarloK on Thu Jul 28th at 2:11am 2005

Its not actually about sex.



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Posted by fishy on Thu Jul 28th at 2:31am 2005

the day that i'm interested in what turns on a 14yo boy, is the day that i'll run around wildly on the london tube wearing flowing robes and carrying a rucksack.


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Posted by WarloK on Thu Jul 28th at 2:36am 2005

LMAO!
If youre not interested then dont bloody well read it




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Posted by Crapceeper on Thu Jul 28th at 2:41am 2005

Please don't be rude, fishy
Youngsters just have one point of view.... Like it's shown in TV (at least that's how it is in Germany). So don't worry. Every teenager will grow up (except one.... but that's another story) and find his/her own way of like and dislike.

I prefer smooth skin without marks or scars. And a body with proper proportions. The rest is just character and personality.


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Posted by OtZman on Thu Jul 28th at 2:42am 2005

awww, and this thread could've become as popular as the "Post pics of your favorite women" one.



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Posted by WarloK on Thu Jul 28th at 2:56am 2005

Thats not a bad idea otz.




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Posted by Cash Car Star on Thu Jul 28th at 5:50am 2005

? quoting fishy
i'll run around wildly on the london tube wearing flowing robes and carrying a rucksack.
funny you should mention that, i mean... ermmm... walking away...



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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Jul 28th at 8:33am 2005

I think its good to talk about stuff like this.

I know people who bitch and whine about how "my girl/boy friend doesn't do this or that right" If people just talked about what they liked and didn't like we'd all be alot better and the horizontal tango. I mean, my ex and I rated each other from 1 to 10, I might get a 6 one night but damn if I didn't get a 10 the next. Us younger kids need to know this, like there are lots of girls who suck at giving head for instance and they woudn't if us guys would just say "hey when you chew on it, doesn't feel that great" even if the girl gets pissed you've done the next guy she's with a favor.

anyways.

I like the back side of woman, whats the medical term for the back side of a person... inferior? Not just the ass, but the whole back from the base of the neck to the top of the shin.

As for sexualy... Very intence kissing, like you see in the movies, knocking over s**t, pinning your girl against the wall and lost of above the cloths touching.




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Posted by Finger on Thu Jul 28th at 9:05am 2005

Mmmm...the smell of pine-sol, and high grade industrial cleaning supplies. wakka...wakka..wakka..

What thread is this?

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Seriously though. Violinists.




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