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Posted by Agent Smith on Thu Jul 28th at 9:54am 2005

Well to sum up what I find to be the perfect package, just refer to Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert. That being said I could probably go for most things, just as long as they aren't big. I think anything medium sized and under is pretty darned nice, though the opposite for height and intelligence, medium to high.



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Jul 28th at 10:33am 2005

I agree. When I see all those huge silicon morass breasts It makes me wanna hurl. I'm not talking about girls with small breasts getting a slight enlargement but those with huge breasts making them watermelon size. I saw a prostitute the other day with breasts that looked as if they could set the moon off orbit! Completely unattractive.



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Posted by Crapceeper on Thu Jul 28th at 10:36am 2005

Ever heard of Dolly Buster?

Looks kinda ugly to me; but nevertheless... interesting story behind these.... rock-like boobs.


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Posted by BlisTer on Thu Jul 28th at 12:16pm 2005

the nicest top i've seen has to be this one




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Posted by ReNo on Thu Jul 28th at 12:29pm 2005

Warlok - don't worry about girls your age being spotty all of a sudden, it'll fade in a few years <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> I imagine the lesbian tendencies are likely to go the same way.

For me? Nothing over-sized. Small breasts are fine with me if they suit the body of the person, but huge ones never do it for me. I've always been into slim girls but lately I'm not so concerned about there being a little bit more to them. I stress a little however, larger ladies just aren't my cup of tea. I've always appreciated "cute" looks over "sexy" looks, both in a person's inherent appearance and their clothing style. As for preferences in bed? Personally I don't think a message board with plenty of young un's running around is really a suitable place for any of us to be discussing such matters :P




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Posted by Hugh on Thu Jul 28th at 12:49pm 2005

I seriously thought this thread was going to be about eggs, but alas, no, sexual preferences.

Boob size doesn't really matter unless they're really small or really big, either of those are disturbing.

I'm most definitely not a fan of the firm ass... to me, that just means she doesn't HAVE one... an ass is SUPPOSED to be fat so it's comfortable sitting on the toilet seat, HELLO???

I most definitely prefer a girl with black/brown hair to one with blonde, since it looks better for one and I really haven't met any smart blondes... I had one blonde lass complain in my class (woot, slightly inadvertent rhymes) that "we already did that on Wednesday!" ... on Wednesday. DELIGHTFUL. Green eyes are a big plus.

Personality's definitely nice... there's plenty of hot chicks in the world, but not a lot who know what a good joke is and/or who can carry on an interesting converation (or, most importantly, bake cookies).

Oh dear, nearly forgot - black lace lingerie = sexiest thing in the history of existence.



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Posted by WarloK on Thu Jul 28th at 1:24pm 2005

As strange as it is you don't find many girls who like computers or can be assed to have an actual conversation with. Its hard to really get to know a girl when all they can talk about is how drunk and stoned they got last night.

As for backsides well you do get a firm ass and in theory the firmer the ass the more comfortable is to sit on the toilet seat because you dont have that fat sposhing against the toilet seat.

As for hair i agree with Hugh, girls with brown and black hair have a tendencie to be much smarter than blondes. For example we had a blonde leading our section when i was at the army camp, oh it just brings up bad memorys. She ended up leading as 6 miles in the wrong direction and we were lost for ages. Oh well maybe its jsut that one blonde. I suppose i am being a bit hippcritial considering i am blonde.

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Posted by fishy on Thu Jul 28th at 1:49pm 2005

? quoting Crapceeper
Please don't be rude, fishy
Youngsters just have one point of view.... Like it's shown in TV (at least that's how it is in Germany).

maybe in germany it's considered rude to object to an adult entering a playground to ask the children about their favourite fetish, but i think it would be pretty acceptable here.




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Jul 28th at 2:04pm 2005

Well... for me, a good, average, C-cup. Neither a laundry table or Lolo Ferrari do. Okay, Jordan Capri is good, too <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Not too small, though <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Also, I like when she Shaves <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif"> Yet again, my preference is not in hair, but more in intelligence and how smart she is.



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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Jul 28th at 2:14pm 2005

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I'm most definitely not a fan of the firm ass... to me, that just means she doesn't HAVE one... an ass is SUPPOSED to be fat so it's comfortable sitting on the toilet seat, HELLO???


something you can grab but not quite hold on to. My ex was perfect in that department, as well as many other departments... damn she was way too hot for me.




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Posted by satchmo on Thu Jul 28th at 4:20pm 2005

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Teacup sized breasts with nipples the size of green grapes. Petite stature, with an oriental ancestry. Not anorexic, but slim is a must.

Hey, watch it. You're describing my wife there.




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Posted by Underdog on Thu Jul 28th at 5:57pm 2005

Sorry, I can remove the post.


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Posted by ReNo on Thu Jul 28th at 6:27pm 2005

Hehe, I don't think he was being serious mate <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> Might wanna put in a smiley or use the sarcasm tags to make it more obvious in future though satchmo...that is unless you WERE being serious <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">




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Posted by Underdog on Thu Jul 28th at 6:31pm 2005

I know you guys keep saying it but I cannot help feeling like a human mine detector. Every time I enter a conversation I get this mental image of me standing with my foot outstretched and my thumbs in my ears waiting for the CLICK.

I truly do not want to offend anyone.




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Posted by ReNo on Thu Jul 28th at 6:38pm 2005

You've made that very obvious <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif"> Seriously though, you won't get very far if you're constantly staring at the floor to avoid treading on toes. I'm not saying shoot your mouth off without thinking of the consequences, but for example, is anybody REALLY going to get angry if you near enough describe their spouse/partner as your perfect match? Chances are they will find the coincidence humourous. I know that you have spotted some cases of angry forum members, but we are generally a nice bunch of people, so I'm sure you'll get along just fine if you stop being so afraid of offending <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Posted by Underdog on Thu Jul 28th at 6:49pm 2005

Yes, all true but, I sensed hostility in this very thread. Not directed at me personally, but when you consider that I am over 14 and the context said "If you are old and talking to 14 year olds about body parts you must be a perve"

I am not a perve. Nor do I think this subject is age sensitive as long as actual intercourse is avoided in the structure of the phrases.

I would rather not be associated with men and boys if possible in that context.




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Posted by satchmo on Thu Jul 28th at 6:52pm 2005

No worries. It'll be clear when I am really angry. Other members know me well enough to realize that I have a wicked sense of sarcasm.

You can't participate in interesting and controversial topics unless you jump into the fray.




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Posted by Underdog on Thu Jul 28th at 6:55pm 2005

As long as you know, I am not here for the boys we will be just fine.

My apologies again for liking your wife as much as you.




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Posted by rival on Thu Jul 28th at 7:13pm 2005

medium sized natural breasts, thin, curvy ass

hmmm...scarlett johansson, or jessica alba, or the hundred other hot chicks i saw at the water park yesterday




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Posted by fishy on Thu Jul 28th at 7:17pm 2005

i can't help but wonder what advice a parent would get from Satch, as their childs doctor, if they said they'd found the child participating in a 'what's your fetish' thread with grown men on an internet forum.

maybe if the thread had been started by anyone else it would have been less irksome to me, but i think Satch, of all people, should know better.




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