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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by Hugh on Mon Aug 1st at 10:22pm 2005


The one in Dilbert is Elbonia. :P



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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by Madedog on Mon Aug 1st at 10:31pm 2005


Indeed. Estonia IS a spin-off of the Soviet Union. As is Latvia and Lithuania. They really are counted from north to south. Estonia is right to the south of the Gulf of Finland.

Anyway, estonian language is really perhaps weird one. We are pronouncing the words exactly as we write it. For instance.. "Ma armastan ilusaid naisi" would be translated as "I love beautiful women", exactly word for word. But unlike englsih, which you would pronounce as "ai lav biudihvul uimen", we pronounce the "Ma armastan ilusaid naisi" just the way it is actually written. A bit weird perhaps, yeah.
Anyway, we have 14 cases, or "declinations". As in english are Nominative, genitive/Possessive etc etc... (don't know if these are the terms in english :P) So actually LEARNING estonian would be quite a pain in the ass. Well, so goes for me for Russian, which does NOT use world-standard characters, instead Slavish alphabet. (was it called "slavish"?). We use latin as most world countries do. We just have few extra characters. Do you have any specific words you want to get translated??

Anyway, yes, the ordering from north is Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania. And yes, they lie to the east of Baltic Sea. The VERy small island you see there, is actually part of Estonia - Saaremaa. A small island which, translated VERY roughly would be "islandland". Indeed. Saar = Island. And maa = land/country. So... islandcountry or Islandland <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> Might feel a bit funny :P



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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by satchmo on Tue Aug 2nd at 12:13am 2005


Wow, this thread went from sex appeal to world geography. Who would've thought...


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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by WarloK on Tue Aug 2nd at 12:26am 2005


Its amazing how one thing forms another.




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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Aug 2nd at 1:24am 2005


So just in case I ever go to Estonia, could you tell me how to say? "Kiss my ass" and "Lick my sack" just in case Hugh is there.

Also, The "slavish" alphabet is calld "Cyrillic" after St. Kyril, the catholic missionary/regional bishop who invented it. the root language is "slavonic", and baltic/balkans countries are called "slavic" as a great generality.

There are a few main types of root languages, which are:

  1. Germanic, like anglo-saxon, german, polish, swedish, norwegian, etc...
  2. Romance, like italian, french, spanish, and portuguese.
  3. Slavonic, like russian, croatian, czech, slovakian, etc.
  4. there are other groups, like a few in the orient, Pacific islanders, and lots of those indiginous to the americas, as well as african, and arabic types, but, we're focusing on the main european ones. In europe there's also Gaelic and other native languages spoken in certain areas of europe before they were taken over and mish-moshed around.

Most of these languages have influences from each of the others, like estonian is Slavonic/germanic. Romanian is Slavonic/Romance. And english is Germanic/Romance/with some Gaelic.

Anyway, That's a short linguistics lesson for today.but to stay on topic ans keep Satchmo happy, I'll talk about sexual stuff.

So anyway, I used to have a MAJOR thing for asian chicks becaue they have a tendency to be skinny, just like i like them. and asian boobies are nice. And all the white girls i knew at the time were bitches. Anyway, All the asian girls I've dated tended to have nice figure and shapely breasts (can i say "Breasts" on here?) And they have a lower tendency to have weird nipples, unless they're japanese, then they have a higher puffy nipple rate than other types of asians. The "Dirty Asians" (no offense to any Dirty Asians out there) as i like to call them, which are philipinos and Laosians and Malaysians and all those southern ones, tend to have perky nipples and even slighter bodies than the traditional chinese. Alright, that's about all.

ESTONIA RULES!!!

PS. Taiwan doesn't count as D.A. country...




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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by rival on Tue Aug 2nd at 3:35am 2005


? quoting Madedog
I already have. I asked her to cinema... she is yet to reply.. away atm.
Anyway, at cinema I'm gonna work harder on it... I'm gonna tell I like her

As I told you, I blew up with Gerli. But this time I'm more wise and DO recognize the signs flipping around me and her. There were a lot for Gerli which actually showed me she liked/loved me, but she had the guts to (is "guts" the real word for dames?) at least hint me.

I've never infact heard of "infatuation"... i'm gonna have to get a dictionary, really...

Okay, got it. Nah, it's not infatuation I have.. it's more like a love at first sight. I don't even have a unbearable feeling to kiss her... neither for gerli, which infact IS one part of infatuation.

You said it was infatuation between me and Gerli aswell? Hereby I grant... you are WRONG. The feeling is in me for 5 years now... do you really think I won't give a damn what happens to women I love? I do. I don't know what I am gonna do if something happens to Gerli. So... I loved her. I really HAVE had infatuation for many girls, yes siree. They fade away. I have wanted to kiss them. I still can hold it back though. But for Gerli it felt different. So does it for Eileen. Only THIS time it is WAY stronger. I'd like to have a sign which tells me I won't lost her

And thanks

madedog i do wish you luck but wont people see it strange that you are 17 and she is 13?? but you seem pretty excited about this girl. (it takes alot of courage to spill out your heart on an internet forum!!)





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Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Aug 2nd at 4:26am 2005


This is my FAVORITE... THREAD... EVER! It's got so many different components that, when they come together, make the perfect thread. We've got young guys, old guys, hugh, asians, elbonians, and "love-struck moon-eyes" over here.

props(_dynamic) to Satchmo for posting this, he's the man. He was the first one on snarkpit to ever say "areola" when he KNEW that most ppl didn't know what that was. I love the satchmo.




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Posted by rival on Tue Aug 2nd at 4:29am 2005


? quoting Nickelplate
This is my FAVORITE... THREAD... EVER! It's got so many different components that, when they come together, make the perfect thread. We've got young guys, old guys, hugh, asians, elbonians, and "love-struck moon-eyes" over here..

ahahahaha!

someone should write a book on this thread!




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Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Aug 2nd at 4:37am 2005


yeah, when i post in this thread, I am just on FIRE! I've got lots of good comments in here.


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Posted by French Toast on Tue Aug 2nd at 4:56am 2005


I get the feeling that you're not the biggest fan of Hugh...




... or you really like him and don't want anyone to know, so disguise it with insults...





... or don't have anything better to do...




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Posted by rival on Tue Aug 2nd at 4:58am 2005


? quoting Nickelplate
yeah, when i post in this thread, I am just on FIRE! I've got lots of good comments in here.

except for your last few posts, about how great this thread is, are...well a bit pointless




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Posted by satchmo on Tue Aug 2nd at 6:47am 2005


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props(_dynamic) to Satchmo for posting this


Thanks. But remember soon after this thread was born, several fanatic conservatives tried to stamp out the discussion? That's the exact reason why censorship is so evil.

As long as the topic doesn't harm anyone, everything should be allowed.

And along the subject of language, there is only one major Asian language root, and that's Chinese. Every other Asian culture has been influenced by Chinese, and the Chinese language system formed the basis for all other Asian language systems. I don't really consider the Indian subcontinent as a part of Asia, because they have such distinct culture, which evolved completely independently from the rest of Asia.

Can you tell that I am proud of my Chinese heritage? By the way, Chinese and Greek are the only surviving modern languages from the ancient world.



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Posted by Andrei on Tue Aug 2nd at 7:18am 2005


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Romanian is Slavonic/Romance.



whispers *the other way around

Romance (vulgar latin)/Dacian/Slavonic






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Posted by Crono on Tue Aug 2nd at 7:40am 2005


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props(_dynamic) to Satchmo for posting this



Thanks. But remember soon after this thread was born, several
fanatic conservatives tried to stamp out the discussion? That's
the exact reason why censorship is so evil.


As long as the topic doesn't harm anyone, everything should be allowed.


And along the subject of language, there is only one major Asian
language root, and that's Chinese. Every other Asian culture has
been influenced by Chinese, and the Chinese language system formed the
basis for all other Asian language systems. I don't really
consider the Indian subcontinent as a part of Asia, because they have
such distinct culture, which evolved completely independently from the
rest of Asia.


Can you tell that I am proud of my Chinese heritage? By the way,
Chinese and Greek are the only surviving modern languages from the
ancient world.


Yeah, just ignore all the middle eastern countries in Asia :P



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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by Madedog on Tue Aug 2nd at 8:18am 2005


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I already have. I asked her to cinema... she is yet to reply.. away atm...

madedog i do wish you luck but wont people see it strange that you are 17 and she is 13?? but you seem pretty excited about this girl. (it takes alot of courage to spill out your heart on an internet forum!!)



Hmm... 1) Thank you.
2) No, somehow I don't care what others think. It's perfectly normal for someome 40 to be with someone 30 smiley I mean... come on smiley ANd 4 years difference is nothing. As I said... I will wait until she is ready. Yes, you wouldn't do that for anyone you actually love, you'd just dump her.
3) And I can assure you, I am. No girl has EVER made me do several things, such as getting me away from computers or given me a feeling that I'd have to go to gym.
4) Well... I haven't got any issues with courage in the _virtual_ world, no siree. I used to have problems with courage when I wasn't YET in the virtual world (remember Gerli, anyone? smiley [dej? vu, anyone smiley]) But as I said...

The hell... I even confessed about Gerli to an ex-classmate... I told you, this girl has made me doing things I would never even have THOUGHT of. Love is an incredible thing. Isn't it? A normal, sane, human being (guy) ought to be crazy to confess to an ex-classmate (a girl). But nobody, from the people I know and who know about this, have told ANY bad words about she being 13 and me being 17. Afterall, we DO only have 3? year difference. Her bday is on Dec. 3 and mine on May 8th.

Anyway, that's not my point. I really appreciate all of you replying and being so reasonable and all...
But yeah, the spilling out my heart on internet forum... well, I told you, I'm getting quite a sensitive and a lesser macho-type. I don't actually even like to show off as somekind of a tough guy..

Anyway, at one point I had ideas that... i have actually nothing to live for, you know, so I went off very careless (hence, diving into the world of computers and never gettin out...) but now... I actually feel there IS a life OUTSIDE computers (yes, till that time I was nothing more but a nolifer). I feel there is something more in there.. Before I would rather have spent time with computers rather than females, but as you might have well guessed... Now I'd rather spend my time with her.



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Posted by wil5on on Tue Aug 2nd at 8:28am 2005


I know a bit about asia... I have many friends from there. So I might as well share a few tidbits I've learned, while we're on the topic.

Vietnam (the one with the war) is sort of southwest of china... If you look at a map, theres a big penninsula sorta hanging down under china which looks vaguely like a scrotum, well Vietnam is on the east side of that peninsula. The Vietnamese language is descended from Chinese, but they use a modified Latin alphabet since the French colonisation of Vietnam in the 1800s. Then during WW2, the french left, the Vietcong took over, and managed to fight off the Japanese. Then when the French tried to take back their colony, one thing led to another, there was a war, America lost, and now Vietnam is a communist country. Vietnamese girls are awesome.

Malaysians speak Manglish, which is a combination of Malay and English. They take English, throw in a few Malay words, and put "lah" (which doesnt mean anything) on the end of most sentences. So if you can decipher the accent, you can understand most of what theyre saying.




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Posted by OtZman on Tue Aug 2nd at 10:33am 2005


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This is my FAVORITE... THREAD... EVER! It's got so many different components that, when they come together, make the perfect thread. We've got young guys, old guys, hugh, asians, elbonians, and "love-struck moon-eyes" over here.

props(_dynamic) to Satchmo for posting this, he's the man. He was the first one on snarkpit to ever say "areola" when he KNEW that most ppl didn't know what that was. I love the satchmo.



I reload the thread every 10 min hoping that something new has been posted. Wonderful thread indeed. It's always fun to see how threads concerning girls tend to grow at an incredible pace.

Nothing beats ReNo's picture thread though. :P






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Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Tue Aug 2nd at 11:58am 2005


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Nothing beats ReNo's picture thread though.


Indeed.

Sorry Madedog, but the more you keep talking about your new girlfriend, the more I get this sinking feeling. I really hope I'm wrong, but my intutition is telling me something, anything is going to go terribly wrong...

Wish you luck.

Until Later...



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Posted by ReNo on Tue Aug 2nd at 3:25pm 2005


My picture thread

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Posted by BlisTer on Tue Aug 2nd at 4:19pm 2005


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I get the feeling that you're not the biggest fan of Hugh...




... or you really like him and don't want anyone to know, so disguise it with insults...





... or don't have anything better to do...


it's called sucking up :P



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