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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 4th at 3:38pm 2005

If I remember well, this thread wasn't about estonian nor danish.

Since we're making language samples, tho, think I'll record myself saying the line above and post it here later.




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Posted by Crapceeper on Thu Aug 4th at 3:39pm 2005

Oh jeah right. I totally forgott.


Well. I did my part for the eggs... I'll keep quiet now.


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Posted by Madedog on Thu Aug 4th at 3:47pm 2005

No, I believe satchmo is fine with it <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">

As I said... I will NOT sing <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> My voice is terrible for singing in microphone. I can, however, sing with some people. We sang an excerpt from Grease with Eileen. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> She sings very nice. ANd she didn't say a bad thing 'bout my voice neither.
But yes, I'd rather not sing <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by satchmo on Thu Aug 4th at 3:52pm 2005

Let me try to bring the topic back to the original subject matter...

So, I've noticed that Asian breasts seem to be in high-demand, and puffy nipples are not very covetted. I wonder why that is.

I was talking to my wife last night about this thread, and she's quite baffled about the puffy nipples. She claimed that she's never seen a puffy nipple, but then again she hasn't seen too many nipples in her life other than her own.

I have seen and touched hundreds of nipples, mainly due to my occupation. So I can attest that puffy nipples definitely exist. They are more real than the Loch Ness monster.




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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 4th at 3:54pm 2005

Here it is; rape your ears with my slightly modified voice saying "If i remember well, this thread wasn't about estonian nor danish".

http://www.freewebs.com/acrisan/REC02.wav

Strangely, the fraze is very similar to a dialect spoken near Napoli. The fraze "Frate-miu e casatorit cu sora ta" (My brother is married to your sister) are identical both in romanian AND in the Napoli dialect.

[edit]

Oh sorry, you must have posted while I was still wrighting. smiley






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Posted by $loth on Thu Aug 4th at 5:56pm 2005

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Large areola?


Too large is a turn off.

I would say round boobs, but not too big, a B/C cup max, gotta have a nice ass but not flat and not fat and a nice smile. Luckily my girlfriend fit's all of this

[edit] got taught sex ed in year 5 (so 10/11). We watched a vid with a naked woman, man, girl and boy on a beach playing with a frisby or a volleyball. Also in year 11, lol out sex ed teacher was funny as hell talking about when he went to get his nut's checked at the hospital but I won't go any further.

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and the courts said that a little conversation about (stuff that I won't even quote because the original poster sounds like a peodophile) wasn't paedophilia, so how can you?


This is not the courts, we have our own rules and admins, so stop whining little bitch.

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Why dont we just put an 18+ thing on general banter? It wont stop any of our younger members from looking at what we say.




16, 16. Over here you can (legally) have sex at 16.




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Aug 4th at 6:45pm 2005

Well... it's VERY common that an average 14 y/o (in estonia) has already lost his/her virginity <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> The truth is, what turns me on, is a virgin <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> I respect women who have been able to stand up to all those wanting to steal her virginity.

Anyway, as for boobs... I say anything bigger than C-cup is DISGUSTING. I can't understand how they can LIVE with such tits... :S I mean.. it's impossible. And besides that, too big boobs are ugly... So, yeah, as we speak about Eileen again, she has the kind of tits I like <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by satchmo on Thu Aug 4th at 7:53pm 2005

It's unfortunate that all these women who spend thousands of dollars on breast augmentation to please men, but most of us don't even like large breasts.

Pity!




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Posted by Underdog on Thu Aug 4th at 8:22pm 2005

10 pages, 10 pages with more than 50% about a little girl of 13. Simply amazing.

BTW, in Missouri you can still Wed a girl of 12 with parental consent. Go figure.




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Aug 4th at 8:31pm 2005

satchmo, word! Breast implantants are the worst thing I could imagine. I kinda like the whole-natural thing... nature knows what's best for you so don't try to change it <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> (well... shaving, ofcourse, is a MUST <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">)



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 4th at 8:37pm 2005

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It's unfortunate that all these women who spend thousands of dollars on breast augmentation to please men, but most of us don't even like large breasts.

Pity!



I pity the lack of communication between those women and the men they are trying to please.





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Posted by Madedog on Thu Aug 4th at 8:41pm 2005

Well... lots of men actually DO like gigantic breasts. If I daresay, the only thing increased boobs fit in, is prostitution and pornography industries. Other than that... not in my life.

Unnatural boobs are just not for me or, as I can see, many of the people here.



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Posted by Underdog on Thu Aug 4th at 8:47pm 2005

Most women I know, do not get breast implants to appease/entice some male. Women have breast envy. Women get implants because of, other women.


There is no history until something happens, then there is.



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Posted by Windows 98 on Thu Aug 4th at 9:13pm 2005

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Nickel, I wasn't mad, I just got frustrated that someone didn't pay attention to what I said before.

Anyway, indeed - the Russian one was the one after estonian one. They were coming one by one.

And when you stopped understanding my speech... I am actually speaking faster than an average Estonian. Actually I might think about speaking as fast as I can and recording it...

Now, I'm not gonna SING. I can't sing so well, and even more behind a microphone that sucks.

Oh, and here is another example of the distinguishable difference between Russian and Estonian.
http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/accent2.mp3

Ah, and here is another excercise for you. Can you define the place when Russian comes in? If you can, you have successfully passed
http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/noizmakaz%20-%20suitsetaja.mp3


Now, finally something for your pleasure Ultimate speed of speech. I bet nobody understands the Estonian part at least, although what I said was..
"Ja kui te enam mu k?nest aru ei saanud... ma tegelikult r??gin kiiremini kui keskmine eestlane. Tegelikult v?iks isegi m?elda sellest, et r??kida nii kiirelt kui ma saan ja siis lindistada see."

And then i spoke the same in english
"And when you stopped understanding my speech... I am actually speaking faster than an average Estonian. Actually I might think about speaking as fast as I can and recording it..."

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/asfastasican.mp3



Would that happen to be you talking? If so you have a very nice microphone.

P.S.
I love that song you posted, it sweet. I have it on my MP3 player now.



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 4th at 9:33pm 2005

Quit deviating the thread for heaven's sake. :P

As for breast envy...I would have never looked at it from this angle if you hadn't mentioned it. I always thought implants were made to attract "trophy" males.

Anyway, is it just me, or are most women who get implants...pretty stupid? Most of the ones I know who got silicon in their boobies are as dumb as rocks. I have the feeling that their IQ are invert-proportional to the size of their implants. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/evilgrin.gif">




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Posted by ReNo on Thu Aug 4th at 10:03pm 2005

I don't "know" anybody with breast implants, but then I guess I haven't exactly gone around asking any female aquintances either <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> I guess other than my parent's friends and relatives, I don't know too many people who fit in the (I assume) target demographic for breast enlargement.




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Aug 4th at 10:08pm 2005

Windows98, yes, it is my voice. The microphone belongs to the headset :P
And, Great. I love this song, too <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Wished you understood it, though <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> It's funny as hell <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
You listened to the previous MP3-s I posted? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

BTW... does anyone mind trying to pronounce out the sound in that rap song? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> that noizmakaz - suitsetaja.mp3, and try to record their try? I'd really like to hear an englishman trying to speak estonian, even which they don't understand... check out how good they pronounce..


Andrei, I don't feel like staying on topic for all the time <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
But, yes, some women really envy others. I even happen to know 2... I understand, however, women who's boobs are just... flat! Like they didn't have those.. like men :P
But yes, I have the same feeling.. IQ is invert-propotional to implant size. If we comeback to Eileen, she has what... a B-cup? And her intelligence level seems to be beyond any 18 yo.



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Posted by Windows 98 on Thu Aug 4th at 10:08pm 2005

My mom has breast implants...



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Posted by Underdog on Thu Aug 4th at 10:16pm 2005

? quoting Windows 98
My mom has breast implants...

TMI.




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Aug 4th at 10:24pm 2005

What's a TMI?



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