Well do'h! *runs away even faster than before* (jK)
(And TMI means "too much information")

Really? I guess its a good thing the girls with high IQ's and "B" breasts didn't get endowed with really big boobs. I do not think we need 10 million gods. ![]()

Perhaps they should've gotten brain implants instead. It's definitely more practical, and they don't jiggle too much when they're running.
I don't think that's the standard scale used to quantify breast size. After D, it's DD. Some people do use the "E" labeling, but that's not common in the U.S.
After searching the web on the topic, I've found several interesting factoids about breasts:
- This is a fascinating article about personality and breast shapes. I am skeptical of the science behind the "research", but it's colorful nevertheless.
- And do you know that gum chewing can enhance bust size?
*** WARNING ***
Members under the age of 17 should not visit the link below.
I found this article that's really quite elucidating for me. It's not pornographic or anything--it's more educational.


BTW, in Missouri you can still Wed a girl of 12 with parental consent. Go figure. ![]()
yo, I live in missouri! but anyway a guy is being prosecuted for having sex with his WIFE because he is 22 and she is 13. WTF?
Satch, I've seen lots of nipples too, Mainly because i'm such a stud. or not. It's because All my girlfriends barring a few didn't care if i saw thier boobies. but, on to the point. I've seen some disgusting puffy ones. and some long ones too, like almost an inch, i'd bet. Also, dated a girl with Supernumerary nipples: she had THREE! That's probably why i have such a boob fetish is because of my diversity in dating.
Also, i think guys like asian boobs, because they are not big disgusting 36 DDD cups like some ppl have.they are mostly the right size and proportion to the body, which is also slim more often than not, but not lacking a nice butt. Asian women, if they eat properly, have very nice form.
Also, There is a theory in psychology (my major!!!) that all men have 2 different motives when looking at a woman's body and deciding whether it's attractive.
For those of us who are thinking, "I'm not a paedo!!" Just bear in mind that there IS a happy medium allowed in this theory. Unfortunately, that means you subconsciously want your mother. just kidding.![]()
I liked AA-thru C. AA was more "why are they so small" than attractive. But i'd not turn a girl down cause of it, you know? Uncle Satch? Nutsatch?

u mean like really light colored ones? cause the last girl i dated (2 years ago[bitch]) had nipples about the color of Desplesda's blog background. (see "my bro" thread) The weird thing was that she used to be fat, and got really skinny, so her skin was loose and her boobs were kinda like bags that used to be full and then were reduced to 3/4 full. So her nipples were like... hmm, how shall i explain... they were really... loose or something. It was really weird.

I think what you're looking for is "Mauve" a good nipple color.
TIP: you can also tell a girl's nipple color by looking at her natural lip color. Remember this when you are fantasising in class about the girl 2 seats away.

Hmm, I've never given too much thoughts on the color of the nipples. They all appear kinda darkish-pink/brown to me. I focus on the size and the consistency of them instead.
And hey, I did put a disclaimer on the breast picture posting. That should absolve all responsibilities on my part.
Yeah, and those longish nipples...they can look like some species of saltwater, bottom dwelling worms.

Yeah, and those longish nipples...they can look like some species of saltwater, bottom dwelling worms.
yeah, the color apparently is a big thing for some guys. I've gotten spam from places that deal only in "PINK NIPPLES!!!!" but when you're fantacising about a girl you want as accurate of a picture as you can get, even down to the color, cause an asian woman would not look cool with really light pink nipples.
about the long ones, satch, in your medical opinion, how/why does that happen? and why does it seem that the women with the puffy nipples most often have hypoplastic breasts?

As you know, I am a pediatrician. So that question falls outside of my area of expertise. But if I have to surmise, I'd say it's just another variation. It's just like some people have longer ear lobes than others.


hmm, seems to be so. I can honesly say that hirsutism is odd to say the LEAST.
I dated a nurse and helped her study a lot for her tests in her college classes, I got a lot out of it, plus it was funn cause i knew almost as much as her there for a while. I have always been an anatomy buff. I like reading about various conditions and stuff. and one of my reading spurts was on breast conditions and stuff. it was interesting, but now I can't see a pair without thinking what kind they are and what mght be off about them.

