How do you like your eggs?
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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 4th at 10:38pm 2005


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My mom has breast implants...


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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by Myrk- on Thu Aug 4th at 10:43pm 2005


Some studies show larger [natural] breasts relates to higher IQ...


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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 4th at 10:47pm 2005


Makes sense to me :P .




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Posted by Underdog on Thu Aug 4th at 10:49pm 2005


? quoting Myrk-
Some studies show larger [natural] breasts relates to higher IQ...

Really? I guess its a good thing the girls with high IQ's and "B" breasts didn't get endowed with really big boobs. I do not think we need 10 million gods.




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Posted by WarloK on Fri Aug 5th at 12:02am 2005


The breast size for the girls in my school also seems to be relative to their IQ.

Take for example this one girl: She has E size breasts, yet she is as thick as they come, and i dont think hair is relative to IQ because she brown hair and is still thick.

Then the smartest girl i know has c size breasts, my favorite <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> .

Perhaps its just the girls i know, but that seems to always be the case.




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Posted by satchmo on Fri Aug 5th at 12:11am 2005


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I have the feeling that their IQ are invert-proportional to the size of their implants

Perhaps they should've gotten brain implants instead. It's definitely more practical, and they don't jiggle too much when they're running.

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She has E size breasts,

I don't think that's the standard scale used to quantify breast size. After D, it's DD. Some people do use the "E" labeling, but that's not common in the U.S.

After searching the web on the topic, I've found several interesting factoids about breasts:

- This is a fascinating article about personality and breast shapes. I am skeptical of the science behind the "research", but it's colorful nevertheless.

- And do you know that gum chewing can enhance bust size?

*** WARNING ***

Members under the age of 17 should not visit the link below.

I found this article that's really quite elucidating for me. It's not pornographic or anything--it's more educational.




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Posted by Underdog on Fri Aug 5th at 12:36am 2005


I always heard that fondling makes the hard grow fonder. Perhaps there's a correlation here, somewhere?


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Re: How do you like your eggs?
Posted by fishy on Fri Aug 5th at 1:45am 2005


c'mon kiddies, tell uncle satch if the tiities are nice. what ones you like best ect.


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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 5th at 3:21am 2005


? quoting Underdog
10 pages, 10 pages with more than 50% about a little girl of 13. Simply amazing.

BTW, in Missouri you can still Wed a girl of 12 with parental consent. Go figure.

yo, I live in missouri! but anyway a guy is being prosecuted for having sex with his WIFE because he is 22 and she is 13. WTF?

Satch, I've seen lots of nipples too, Mainly because i'm such a stud. or not. It's because All my girlfriends barring a few didn't care if i saw thier boobies. but, on to the point. I've seen some disgusting puffy ones. and some long ones too, like almost an inch, i'd bet. Also, dated a girl with Supernumerary nipples: she had THREE! That's probably why i have such a boob fetish is because of my diversity in dating.

Also, i think guys like asian boobs, because they are not big disgusting 36 DDD cups like some ppl have.they are mostly the right size and proportion to the body, which is also slim more often than not, but not lacking a nice butt. Asian women, if they eat properly, have very nice form.

Also, There is a theory in psychology (my major!!!) that all men have 2 different motives when looking at a woman's body and deciding whether it's attractive.

  1. The "extremist paradigm" which is an extremely small waist and huge boobs and medium ass, long legs, blonde hair, you know the classic "bimbo" look.
  2. then there's the paedophile. Which looks for smaller bodies andbreasts, and thinks that the bodies of women sohuld be completely hairless other than thier head. If you think about it, this is the body of a prepubescent girl; hairless, underdeveloped or small breasts, thin bodied. It's noted as well that most men with this approach also prefer pale skin to any tint, EXCEPT (oddly enough, satch) Asian skin color.

For those of us who are thinking, "I'm not a paedo!!" Just bear in mind that there IS a happy medium allowed in this theory. Unfortunately, that means you subconsciously want your mother. just kidding.

? quoting fishy
c'mon kiddies, tell uncle satch if the tiities are nice. what ones you like best ect.

I liked AA-thru C. AA was more "why are they so small" than attractive. But i'd not turn a girl down cause of it, you know? Uncle Satch? Nutsatch?




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Posted by WarloK on Fri Aug 5th at 3:33am 2005


Actually, i'm not a fan of Asian boobs, and alot of people i know aren't either.
I'm a big fan of pink nipples <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> .




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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 5th at 3:49am 2005


? quoting WarloK
Actually, i'm not a fan of Asian boobs, and alot of people i know aren't either.
I'm a big fan of pink nipples .

u mean like really light colored ones? cause the last girl i dated (2 years ago[bitch]) had nipples about the color of Desplesda's blog background. (see "my bro" thread) The weird thing was that she used to be fat, and got really skinny, so her skin was loose and her boobs were kinda like bags that used to be full and then were reduced to 3/4 full. So her nipples were like... hmm, how shall i explain... they were really... loose or something. It was really weird.




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Posted by WarloK on Fri Aug 5th at 3:53am 2005


I understand what you mean and it's a bad pic in my head.

Youre right i am a fan light coloured ones, but not to light nor to dark, sort of pinkish, reddish(my fav girl meets this <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif"> )




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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 5th at 4:00am 2005


I think what you're looking for is "Mauve" a good nipple color.

TIP: you can also tell a girl's nipple color by looking at her natural lip color. Remember this when you are fantasising in class about the girl 2 seats away.




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Posted by satchmo on Fri Aug 5th at 4:02am 2005


Hmm, I've never given too much thoughts on the color of the nipples. They all appear kinda darkish-pink/brown to me. I focus on the size and the consistency of them instead.

And hey, I did put a disclaimer on the breast picture posting. That should absolve all responsibilities on my part.

Yeah, and those longish nipples...they can look like some species of saltwater, bottom dwelling worms.




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Posted by WarloK on Fri Aug 5th at 4:05am 2005


Come to think of it you're right there. Unless the girl has skin cancer in which case the lips tend to go blue, now theres a turn off.

P.S. Its the girl who sits beside me away not 2 seats away.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 5th at 4:08am 2005


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Hmm, I've never given too much thoughts on the color of the nipples. They all appear kinda darkish-pink/brown to me. I focus on the size and the consistency of them instead.

Yeah, and those longish nipples...they can look like some species of saltwater, bottom dwelling worms.

yeah, the color apparently is a big thing for some guys. I've gotten spam from places that deal only in "PINK NIPPLES!!!!" but when you're fantacising about a girl you want as accurate of a picture as you can get, even down to the color, cause an asian woman would not look cool with really light pink nipples.

about the long ones, satch, in your medical opinion, how/why does that happen? and why does it seem that the women with the puffy nipples most often have hypoplastic breasts?




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Posted by satchmo on Fri Aug 5th at 4:21am 2005


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in your medical opinion, how/why does that happen?

As you know, I am a pediatrician. So that question falls outside of my area of expertise. But if I have to surmise, I'd say it's just another variation. It's just like some people have longer ear lobes than others.




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Posted by Hugh on Fri Aug 5th at 4:27am 2005


Hrmm, looking at those educational boobies makes me think of something else... I really don't like it when the girl herself is tan and her boobies are pale... all-pale or all-tan for me, otherwise I think they look pretty damn gross.



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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 5th at 4:29am 2005


hmm, seems to be so. I can honesly say that hirsutism is odd to say the LEAST.

I dated a nurse and helped her study a lot for her tests in her college classes, I got a lot out of it, plus it was funn cause i knew almost as much as her there for a while. I have always been an anatomy buff. I like reading about various conditions and stuff. and one of my reading spurts was on breast conditions and stuff. it was interesting, but now I can't see a pair without thinking what kind they are and what mght be off about them.




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Posted by Cash Car Star on Fri Aug 5th at 7:58am 2005


You ever read the book Choke? That's essentially what the main character does. He goes to strip clubs and spends his time diagnosing the various skin conditions and diseases the women there have.




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