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Posted by Windows 98 on Thu Aug 11th at 1:57am 2005

and you know this because.....



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Thu Aug 11th at 8:34am 2005

From what I heard, penile implants are nothing more than extra vascular tissue that holds things a bit firmer than normal, but having never seen one I'll defer to whatever satchmo says it actually was.



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Posted by satchmo on Thu Aug 11th at 3:43pm 2005

I don't know about the latest models, but the one I found on the cadaver was exactly like the one Nickleplate described. It's not composed of organic vascular tissue--it works like a bicycle pump. Quite unromantic, to be sure.


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Posted by Windows 98 on Thu Aug 11th at 3:58pm 2005

"oops i popped"



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Thu Aug 11th at 5:47pm 2005

I can't believe anyone would actually do that to their schlong.



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Posted by satchmo on Thu Aug 11th at 7:35pm 2005

If their schlong ain't workin' right, they just might be desperate enough...


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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 12th at 9:53pm 2005

? quoting Windows 98
"oops i popped"

You mean a "sexplosion?"




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Posted by satchmo on Sat Aug 13th at 12:17am 2005

I was hoping this thread would finally die quietly, but there is always someone resurrecting it. We should move on to better topics, like liquid enema and fecal incontinence.

/me types as he stuffs his mouth with a big bite of his dinner.




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Posted by French Toast on Sat Aug 13th at 12:20am 2005

I like Teryaki (sp?) chicken. It's sooooo good.




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Posted by jake on Sat Aug 13th at 12:26am 2005

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I was hoping this thread would finally die quietly,(Oh!) but there is always someone resurrecting it.(Hmm) We should move on to better topics,(eh?) like liquid enema and fecal incontinence.(ah)

/me types as he stuffs his mouth with a big bite of his dinner.(gnff)





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Posted by satchmo on Sat Aug 13th at 12:28am 2005

Hello, jake. I like you already. Welcome to the Pit.


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Posted by jake on Sat Aug 13th at 12:41am 2005

谢谢



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Aug 13th at 4:33am 2005

? quoting Cash Car Star
From what I heard, penile implants are nothing more than extra vascular tissue that holds things a bit firmer than normal, but having never seen one I'll defer to whatever satchmo says it actually was.

extra vascular tissue? sounds like peyronies, but not exaclty.




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Posted by rival on Sat Aug 13th at 1:07pm 2005

on the show 'cosmetic surgery live' this guy had an implant. all it was tissue.


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Posted by WarloK on Sat Aug 13th at 8:05pm 2005

Is that the guy that had cadavaric tissue put into his schlong to make it wider? cus that operation was brutal.




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Posted by $loth on Sun Aug 14th at 7:37am 2005

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Posted by satchmo on Sun Aug 14th at 2:45pm 2005

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it's that slow piercing of the skin with a scalpole that I hate


I think we all get desensitized after a while. I used to feel apprehensive when I perform a lumbar puncture (spinal tap), when I stick a two-inch needle directly into the spine of a baby. But now it's so routine that it's like giving an injection.

I've never had one done on me before, but I was told that it's not all that painful.



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Posted by rival on Sun Aug 14th at 9:46pm 2005

the path to desensitization is not always a pleasant one...


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Posted by WarloK on Sun Aug 14th at 10:32pm 2005

I've never been sensitive about all that brutal stuff. Although i am terrified of needles. I ties in with my fear of the anticipation of pain.




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Posted by Dark Tree on Sun Aug 14th at 11:54pm 2005

I'm surprised not one person has mentioned the page that satch posted about breast sizes etc....does no one think hairy breasts are nasty? there was one chick there that had more hair on her left nipple than probably half the members here at the pit!





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