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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 15th at 2:37am 2005

? quoting Dark Tree
I'm surprised not one person has mentioned the page that satch posted about breast sizes etc....does no one think hairy breasts are nasty? there was one chick there that had more hair on her left nipple than probably half the members here at the pit!

Hirsutism is rare. Chances are you can see 1000 pairs of breasts and see maybe one hairy set. I've never actually seen a real set of hairy ones. And the only real reason that half of the members here have less chest hair is cause half of them are like 13 yrs old.

Here's a hypothetical question though. You meet a really hot girl and you really like here and then when you finally see her rack, you find out it's like that picture. What do you do?




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Posted by Dark Tree on Mon Aug 15th at 2:46am 2005

Question: What do you do?
Answer: Give her a good f**king anyway....hairy tits shouldn't have to get in the way of good sex.






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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 15th at 2:56am 2005

Ha Ha, that's good. So instead of putting a paper bag over her head, you put two smaller ones over her boobs? LOL


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Posted by satchmo on Mon Aug 15th at 1:35pm 2005

The same treatment is called for if she has a hairy leg. Buy her a nice shaver.

Hair should never get in the way of true love.

And speaking of true love, what's going on with Madedog's escapade? How's that Estonian chick?



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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 15th at 3:26pm 2005

? quoting satchmo
The same treatment is called for if she has a hairy leg. Buy her a nice shaver.

Hair should never get in the way of true love.

And speaking of true love, what's going on with Madedog's escapade? How's that Estonian chick?

  1. First of all, women take ANY gift as a personal insult
    Shaver= "Oh, so NOW I'm too hairy for you?!?!"
    Scale= "Oh, so NOW I'm too FAT for you?!?!?"
    candy= "Now you're saying I'm homely and bony and need to fatten up?!"
    Clothes= "Oh, so now I'm too ugly for you to see naked?!?!"

    Women's insecurity gets in the way of true love. See "the estonian scenario" I made for Madedog.
  2. Estoniana turned out to have nipple hair. Estonians often do. JK



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