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Posted by G4MER on Sun Aug 7th at 10:08am 2005

Well I am now gainfully employed as a DOD Security Officer. I have to attend a Police Academy like school for 4-6 weeks, and I am da law when on my local military base. WOOHOO! Good pay too.

Oh and for those wondering DOD stands for department of defense.

So maybe now I wont be so bitchy.. hahahaha



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Posted by $loth on Sun Aug 7th at 10:11am 2005

wooooooooooo, please don't shoot me <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif">




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Posted by Madedog on Sun Aug 7th at 10:52am 2005

I'm still gonna bitch you <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> You're not in estonia so I can do that XD



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Posted by wil5on on Sun Aug 7th at 11:12am 2005

A Barney in our midst... Whatever you do, dont overcharge the tau cannon :P




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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sun Aug 7th at 1:03pm 2005

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I work for the Department of Defense. You?"
"...accountant =/..."



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Posted by habboi on Sun Aug 7th at 1:26pm 2005

Gah ha ha, I owe you a beer forden greeman....

Hmm that names seems familiar





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Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th at 1:32pm 2005

Good Luck. You are lucky to have a wife who understands. I always wanted to be in Law enforcement. She say "They get killed, you aren't being a cop"

So now, I blow s**t up as part of my job. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th at 3:23pm 2005

Awesome, congrats. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Sun Aug 7th at 5:31pm 2005

Hmmm... You do realize that barney always got killed... At least, he did when I was around :/.

Anyways, congrats on your job. And don't be as dumb as Barney :P.

Until Later...



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Posted by Windows 98 on Sun Aug 7th at 6:42pm 2005

So you can shoot people?



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Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th at 7:49pm 2005

? quote:
So you can shoot people?


Err, I don't think he's allowed to go around and pop whoever he wants, only when it's absolutely necessary.



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Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th at 8:09pm 2005

? quoting OtZman

only when it's absolutely necessary.

Define absolutely?

I doubt he can randomly pop anyone, but the DoD has gotten a bit paranoid since 911.




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Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th at 8:14pm 2005

? quote:
? quoting OtZman

only when it's absolutely necessary.

Define absolutely?



No need to, I'm sure you understand what I mean.

(i.e. I'm not able to define it :P)



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Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th at 8:17pm 2005

? quoting OtZman



No need to, I'm sure you understand what I mean.

Sure, but is my humor that vague. I as well thought it was obvious there was no need.




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Posted by Windows 98 on Sun Aug 7th at 8:22pm 2005

So he can shoot terroroists? :P



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Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th at 8:27pm 2005

? quoting Windows 98
So he can shoot terroroists?

Only the ones that Stalk greater metropolitan El Paso, or the Snarkpit.




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Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th at 8:42pm 2005

? quote:
? quoting OtZman


No need to, I'm sure you understand what I mean.

Sure, but is my humor that vague. I as well thought it was obvious there was no need.



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Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th at 8:54pm 2005

Weak humor, its my downfall.

My apologies.

When you think about it, how would you define "Absolutely Necessary?"

I shouldn't be making jokes about killing or even shooting people.




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Posted by French Toast on Sun Aug 7th at 10:59pm 2005

Sure you should, why not?




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Posted by G4MER on Sun Aug 7th at 11:28pm 2005

Thanks guys.

As for shooting people, I was told if I am given due cause I can. If someone tries to run the gates I can shoot them. Other than that I get to use my night stick. =)

I will have a partner and since I am a rookie.. well I will be once I get though this class, I dont know what all I can and can not do yet. But I do know that we now pretty much do everything a MP would doon base, since there are so few MP's.




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