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Posted by jake on Fri Aug 12th at 11:47pm 2005

American football = "ladyboy" rugby: This has to be the the most boring game in the history of the universe. Two teams of neanderthals clad in lycra tights, ludicrously oversized shoulder-pads and buttock-accentuators go into a clinch every now and then (typically between adverts) and um... that's it, really.
Hours of unalloyed tedium interspersed with micro-seconds of "action" which could only be appreciated by those who exude a whiff of lavender. Play rugby, you puffs.

Basketball = netball: As played by schoolgirls the world over.

baseball = rounders: See basketball

Ice hockey = the only exception.



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Posted by French Toast on Sat Aug 13th at 12:16am 2005

Yeeeeeaaaahhhhh, I hate sea monkey's too...




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Posted by Crono on Sat Aug 13th at 1:10am 2005

Hockey isn't American. There may be games here and teams for that matter, but Canada is really the home of Hockey. How many Americans cared when the season was delayed?

But, Hey, we also have strongman! I don't think there is anything wussy about pulling a semi with your teeth or throwing grand pianos filled with molten lead.


Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Posted by jake on Sat Aug 13th at 1:32am 2005

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Hockey isn't American..... Canada is really the home of Hockey.


Which, unless I'm mistaken, is in North America. (Sorry Crono)




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Posted by Windows 98 on Sat Aug 13th at 1:52am 2005

I agree Hockey and Lacrosse are the only sports worthy to exist. Soccer should be banned from the planet. If your caught playing soccer and your a dude you should have your testicles chopped off on a first offense and on a second offense your penis. then the 3rd your dead. if your a girl you should have your ovaries ripped out on a first offense. and on a second you have your vagina sewed up (no anestetics, pure pain and agony). 3rd offense is death

I would go on a serious rant about how much soccer is gay. but im to lazy.



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Posted by jake on Sat Aug 13th at 1:52am 2005

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But, Hey, we also have strongman! I don't think there is anything wussy about pulling a semi with your teeth...


I have to agree. But "real men" can pull teeth with a semi.




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Posted by fraggard on Sat Aug 13th at 9:44am 2005

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I agree Hockey and Lacrosse are the only sports worthy to exist. Soccer should be banned from the planet. If your caught playing soccer and your a dude you should have your testicles chopped off on a first offense and on a second offense your penis. then the 3rd your dead. if your a girl you should have your ovaries ripped out on a first offense. and on a second you have your vagina sewed up (no anestetics, pure pain and agony). 3rd offense is death

I would go on a serious rant about how much soccer is gay. but im to lazy.


I'm a bit confused... Who, exactly, are you agreeing with? No one else in this thread likes either hockey or lacrosse (jake said ice hockey), and the rest of your post was about soccer which hasn't been brought up yet. Soccer isn't even a north american sport (going by it's popularity there).

Anyway, I kinda agree with jake. American football and baseball are really pathetic. Play rugby and cricket instead (respectively) ya wierdos.








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Posted by Kain on Sat Aug 13th at 11:05am 2005

? quoting Windows 98
If your caught playing soccer and your a dude you should have your testicles chopped off on a first offense and on a second offense your penis. then the 3rd your dead. if your a girl you should have your ovaries ripped out on a first offense. and on a second you have your vagina sewed up (no anestetics, pure pain and agony). 3rd offense is death

Man.... Are you ok??





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Posted by keved on Sat Aug 13th at 12:11pm 2005

? quoting Windows 98
I agree Hockey and Lacrosse are the only sports worthy to exist. Soccer should be banned from the planet.

You must be one of the three people in the world that watches hockey or lacrosse, and not one of the 487847874872 that watches football (soccer).





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Posted by Windows 98 on Sat Aug 13th at 2:41pm 2005

In my post I agreed about Hockey. Then I went on a little soccer and rant.



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Posted by fraggard on Sat Aug 13th at 2:45pm 2005

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In my post I agreed about Hockey. Then I went on a little soccer and rant.


You don't realize that there is a difference between Hockey and Ice Hockey, do you ?




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Posted by Spartan on Sat Aug 13th at 2:56pm 2005

You guys I are gonna start a flame war over sports? I can see it already. Who gives a crap which sport is more manly. I don't watch sports on TV. I enjoy playing them with friends every now and then, not watching them.




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Posted by Windows 98 on Sat Aug 13th at 3:59pm 2005

ummmm, I dont belive there is a difference between Hockey and Ice Hockey. Not in America anyway. If your reffering to Field Hockey or Street Hockey they have different names such as Field Hockey and Street Hockey. Hockey is Ice Hockey, most people dont need to put the ice infton of it to understand what people are talking about.



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Posted by Junkyard God on Sat Aug 13th at 4:45pm 2005

ice hokey = just like dutch field hocky in low teams where it's all about beer and fighitng! <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">


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Posted by mazemaster on Sat Aug 13th at 7:02pm 2005

Soccer f**king owns. Best team sport ever.

Its the perfect mix of strategy, skills, and fittness. Anyone can become good at soccer - you don't have to be 7 foot tall or weigh 350 pounds or be able to run the 100 meter in 10 seconds - the game is versatile and can accomodate a wide variety of playing styles. Plus when you play soccer with people around your skill level the game is like crack, its just so fun.

So in conclusion, Windows98 you are full of crap. (at least in terms of hating soccer).


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Posted by French Toast on Sat Aug 13th at 7:48pm 2005

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If your reffering to Field Hockey or Street Hockey they have different names such as Field Hockey and Street Hockey.


Hahah, you're funny <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by pepper on Sat Aug 13th at 10:18pm 2005

I have a dislike against all sports, except air racing and TOCA/DTM.


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Posted by SuperCobra on Sun Aug 14th at 4:12am 2005

You need your ass beat buddy....Football shows true muscle and skill....rugby shows a bunch of russians in some lil shorts and then they hug each other.....and hockey blows also...So go play rugby u russian and go grab the other russians lil meats...



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Posted by fishy on Sun Aug 14th at 4:26am 2005

skittles, has anyone mentioned skittles yet. rolling the big heavy ball to knock down the little sticks. another cool game that the US should take full credit for.




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Posted by Windows 98 on Sun Aug 14th at 4:41am 2005

Bowling?


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