Posted by Windows 98 on Tue Aug 16th at 7:32pm 2005
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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Aug 17th at 4:20am 2005
I think he probably has not come back.
"Azure was like a match: he came, he flamed, he's gone. His flame has lit a fire in our hearts. A fire that when kindled with the dried bodies of blasted and Zinged n00bs, will burn bright with our disdain of folks that are less 1337 than us. We gather here today to wish farewell to our mentally, physically, logistically, and probably genitally challenged buddy, Azure.
amen"
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Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Wed Aug 17th at 4:37am 2005
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Posted by Windows 98 on Wed Aug 17th at 6:09am 2005
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Posted by Crapceeper on Wed Aug 17th at 6:48am 2005
C'mon guys; azure might just have had a bad day. Or two?
ahw; who cares anyways?
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Posted by French Toast on Wed Aug 17th at 8:08pm 2005
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Posted by Myrk- on Wed Aug 17th at 8:12pm 2005
I was gunna say that was an incredibly good little recital Nickelplate arranged there. And a crap photoshop...
/me whispers- so crappy, that azure probably did that photoshop.
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Posted by Agent Smith on Thu Aug 18th at 2:43pm 2005
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'Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!'
Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 18th at 3:46pm 2005
"Azure was like a match: he came, he flamed, he's gone. His flame
has lit a fire in our hearts. A fire that when kindled with the dried
bodies of blasted and Zinged n00bs, will burn bright with our disdain
of folks that are less 1337 than us. We gather here today to wish
farewell to our mentally, physically, logistically, and probably
genitally challenged buddy, Azure.
amen"
That was *sniff* beautiful! *sniff sniff*
Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Aug 18th at 4:28pm 2005
While n00b bashing is undeniably fun, isn't this sort of like torturing puppies? It's just too god damned easy!
Oh yes... Amen brother.
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They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.
Posted by Forceflow on Thu Aug 18th at 4:44pm 2005
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Posted by fishy on Thu Aug 18th at 5:22pm 2005
as he's not even signed in since making that 1st post, then it's more like watching people trying to torture an imaginary puppy.
[joins in]
maybe he couldn't find the button to get back here. ![]()
Posted by smidsy on Thu Aug 18th at 6:01pm 2005
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...noobs should be destroyed. although the ocasional noob evolves and is curtious and DOSENT FLAME the very forums which are designed for this evolution status.. we just got an uber noob ppl...
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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 18th at 6:31pm 2005
Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Thu Aug 18th at 7:47pm 2005
Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Aug 18th at 8:47pm 2005
Agreed. N00bism is reflective of a personality type, not a stage of internet life. I think plenty of them have been knocking around net forums for fifteen years. They are just so socially inept they can't even make virtual friends.
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They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.
Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 19th at 1:56am 2005
Thanks everyone. *snif*
Tracer, You've always been hilarious. Post more! I also agree that N00bism is not just how long you've been a member, it's also personality and how they treat other people. You can be NEW and not be a n00b.
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Posted by Coestar on Fri Aug 19th at 2:53am 2005
On the flipside, some people are indefinitely doomed to "noob" status due to their social ineptitude, thus we have the personality noob, or "personoob". Also known as "Emo". Generally, this type of noob is unskilled in handling relationships in both reality and online, and the problem only perpetuates itself with time.
By the way, I've always HATED "nub". That's like what a noob calls a noob. Has that s**t stopped yet or what?
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Posted by DrGlass on Fri Aug 19th at 3:08am 2005
A noob is someone who cant shut up and listen for a second and who wont take the time to learn. If they do become good at something they then act like hot s**t and treat all newbies like they were treated (becuase they were pig headed, not becuase they were new).
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Posted by Coestar on Fri Aug 19th at 3:15am 2005
You have look at it on a grander scale. Emo means "noob at life".
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