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Re: forums suck
Posted by Windows 98 on Tue Aug 16th at 7:32pm 2005


Maybe it is a computer that tells you everything for the blind?






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Re: forums suck
Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Aug 17th at 4:20am 2005


I think he probably has not come back.

"Azure was like a match: he came, he flamed, he's gone. His flame has lit a fire in our hearts. A fire that when kindled with the dried bodies of blasted and Zinged n00bs, will burn bright with our disdain of folks that are less 1337 than us. We gather here today to wish farewell to our mentally, physically, logistically, and probably genitally challenged buddy, Azure.
amen"




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Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Wed Aug 17th at 4:37am 2005


Amen



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Re: forums suck
Posted by Windows 98 on Wed Aug 17th at 6:09am 2005


Amen






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Re: forums suck
Posted by Crapceeper on Wed Aug 17th at 6:48am 2005


Amen.




C'mon guys; azure might just have had a bad day. Or two?


ahw; who cares anyways?



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Re: forums suck
Posted by French Toast on Wed Aug 17th at 8:08pm 2005


Who needs 'em. Btw, what an incredibly terrible photoshop done on the picture,the website comes out of the screen <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Posted by Myrk- on Wed Aug 17th at 8:12pm 2005


I was gunna say that was an incredibly good little recital Nickelplate arranged there. And a crap photoshop...

/me whispers- so crappy, that azure probably did that photoshop.




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Posted by Agent Smith on Thu Aug 18th at 2:43pm 2005


Amen, brother Nickel.



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 18th at 3:46pm 2005


? quote:

"Azure was like a match: he came, he flamed, he's gone. His flame has lit a fire in our hearts. A fire that when kindled with the dried bodies of blasted and Zinged n00bs, will burn bright with our disdain of folks that are less 1337 than us. We gather here today to wish farewell to our mentally, physically, logistically, and probably genitally challenged buddy, Azure.
amen"



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Re: forums suck
Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Aug 18th at 4:28pm 2005


While n00b bashing is undeniably fun, isn't this sort of like torturing puppies? It's just too god damned easy!

Oh yes... Amen brother.




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They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.



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Posted by Forceflow on Thu Aug 18th at 4:44pm 2005


Amen.


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Posted by fishy on Thu Aug 18th at 5:22pm 2005


as he's not even signed in since making that 1st post, then it's more like watching people trying to torture an imaginary puppy.

[joins in]

maybe he couldn't find the button to get back here. smiley




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Posted by smidsy on Thu Aug 18th at 6:01pm 2005


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...noobs should be destroyed. although the ocasional noob evolves and is curtious and DOSENT FLAME the very forums which are designed for this evolution status.. we just got an uber noob ppl...





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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 18th at 6:31pm 2005


(we were all n00bs once though)




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Re: forums suck
Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Thu Aug 18th at 7:47pm 2005


yeah but i was never a jerk online. being new at something made me more polite, not less.




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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Aug 18th at 8:47pm 2005


? quoting Addicted to Morphine
yeah but i was never a jerk online. being new at something made me more polite, not less.

Agreed. N00bism is reflective of a personality type, not a stage of internet life. I think plenty of them have been knocking around net forums for fifteen years. They are just so socially inept they can't even make virtual friends.




Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.



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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Aug 19th at 1:56am 2005


Thanks everyone. *snif*

? quoting Tracer Bullet
Agreed. N00bism is reflective of a personality type, not a stage of internet life. I think plenty of them have been knocking around net forums for fifteen years. They are just so socially inept they can't even make virtual friends.

Tracer, You've always been hilarious. Post more! I also agree that N00bism is not just how long you've been a member, it's also personality and how they treat other people. You can be NEW and not be a n00b.




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Posted by Coestar on Fri Aug 19th at 2:53am 2005


I submit that there's two types of "noob". I think every one of us has had a moment of noobism at some point in our internet careers. And we should know that better than any other internet junkie... we're gamers too. Hoo-yah 1994. That's us. We came, we noobed, we moved on. "Post-noob", if you will.

On the flipside, some people are indefinitely doomed to "noob" status due to their social ineptitude, thus we have the personality noob, or "personoob". Also known as "Emo". Generally, this type of noob is unskilled in handling relationships in both reality and online, and the problem only perpetuates itself with time.

By the way, I've always HATED "nub". That's like what a noob calls a noob. Has that s**t stopped yet or what?



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Posted by DrGlass on Fri Aug 19th at 3:08am 2005


I dont think Emo and noob have much in common, an Emo is the empty shell of a fake Goth who gets all their clothes from hot topic and listens to music that is over though out yet still sub-par.

A noob is someone who cant shut up and listen for a second and who wont take the time to learn. If they do become good at something they then act like hot s**t and treat all newbies like they were treated (becuase they were pig headed, not becuase they were new).




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Posted by Coestar on Fri Aug 19th at 3:15am 2005


Good points, good points.

You have look at it on a grander scale. Emo means "noob at life".



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