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Posted by ding on Mon Aug 15th at 7:57pm 2005

http://video.gprime.net/media/video/presidentialspeechalist.wmv




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Posted by Windows 98 on Mon Aug 15th at 8:08pm 2005

Im embarassed to call him my president :

Was that Andy Dick?



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Posted by mazemaster on Mon Aug 15th at 9:33pm 2005

ROFL!

Favorite part at 1:55.

Also despite the fact that its a comedy, what that guy says about americans wanting a president who sounds like an average joe is actually true.


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Posted by Crono on Mon Aug 15th at 9:40pm 2005

Yes, that was Andy Dick.

I saw this awhile ago on some channel ... probably The Daily Show ... I don't remember though.

I have no idea how he got re-elected ... it was probably blind faith ... no pun intended ...


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Posted by Windows 98 on Mon Aug 15th at 9:51pm 2005

i like the whole debate section. where he just stands there in silence for like 2 minutes. and then he starts his sentance, lol then blinks a lot. "HOLY CRAP THATS A LOT OF BLINKING"

The only thing consisten-

no hold it one more second, ok go

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Posted by French Toast on Wed Aug 17th at 8:22pm 2005

Hahahah, that's priceless, and the best part is that most of the humour isn't generated by Andy <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by BlisTer on Wed Aug 17th at 8:44pm 2005

hilarious. some parts were in farenheit 9/11


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Posted by Dark Tree on Wed Aug 17th at 9:19pm 2005

Why is it mandatory for all internet video to be almost unwatchably low resolution?




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Posted by Andrei on Wed Aug 17th at 9:26pm 2005

Because of that perverted thing called "dial-up"?




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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Aug 17th at 9:45pm 2005

haha


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Posted by DrGlass on Wed Aug 17th at 10:12pm 2005

Very funny, some of it pushes the sad but true line...

I always think that he doesn't try to be a better speaker becuase many people (generaly liberals) focus so much more on how [badly] he speaks rather than what he is speaking about. People who appear dumb can get away with alot more than others.





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Posted by G4MER on Thu Aug 18th at 6:08am 2005

I think its a ruse. The man is not stupid by any means. I think he is simple, not stupid, and a more down to earth kinda guy and not some asshole that f**ks around in the oval office, and when caught lies to the world.

No I for one think he is a bad public speaker, but a great administrator. s**t we had a silver toung freak show and he f**ked everything up.. so being able to speak well does not make you a better president.. it can make you a worse one though.



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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Aug 18th at 6:16am 2005

I agree (not with the clinton smashing though <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif"> ) but I also think that the perz should be a figure head, he is America to the outside world. We are judged more through G.W.B. than almost anything else.

A good figure head should be able to have a stong following behind him (or her) while showing a good side to the rest of the world so they dont use that figure head as a tool to gain support against us.






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Posted by KoRnFlakes on Thu Aug 18th at 8:16am 2005

May not make him a better president for yourselves but as Drglass said, america is extremely unpopular to the outside world, especially when faced with people like bush. We still cant figure out why blair was so stuck up bush's behind that he followed him into iraq despite the fact pretty much 90% of britain was against it. The US has too much influence =/



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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Aug 18th at 8:47am 2005

The US and UK are just very tight, my teacher said that they would follow each other into hell if one led the way.




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Posted by Crapceeper on Thu Aug 18th at 9:32am 2005

I thought the americans hate the UK. I hat a chat on a train station once with some tourists. Somehow I assumed they being from the UK and they went like: "Dude, we beat them a long time ago".


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Posted by French Toast on Thu Aug 18th at 2:33pm 2005

I don't care what anyone says, you can't change my mind that bush is a dumbass. He really is. If it wasn't for all those hillbillies voting for him in the south, then he wouldn't have been elected.




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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Aug 18th at 6:12pm 2005

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I don't care what anyone says, you can't change my mind that bush is a dumbass. He really is. If it wasn't for all those hillbillies voting for him in the south, then he wouldn't have been elected.


I'm sure you mean the working class. Bush's support is blue coller workers, bible thumpers, and the filthy rich. While I dont like to say it, Bush is really working against the lower class. Just look at his tax cuts, low income families dont get the kind of share that the uber rich get. He also cuts programs that hurt low income house holds (Like daycare in workplaces).

Its all very calculated, the white house announces the closure of national forest land (so it can be logged) on friday night so it only gets a small spot on the saturday paper.

I dont think he is stupid by a long shot, I just dont trust him very much.




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Posted by smidsy on Thu Aug 18th at 6:27pm 2005

...him n tony blair are the same how that bumb ass blair got in again is a farce...tbh hes the worst primeminister that the uk has had. a 700 million millennium dome which is scrap. his party is a bunch of randy crooked poloticions arg he boils my blood sometimes



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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Aug 18th at 7:31pm 2005

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...him n tony blair are the same how that bumb ass blair got in again is a farce...tbh hes the worst primeminister that the uk has had. a 700 million millennium dome which is scrap. his party is a bunch of randy crooked poloticions arg he boils my blood sometimes


But if you think like that you'll never be able to convince anyone. This is the problem with the whole liberal vs conservative. Everyone just slings mud or rants so no one can get anywhere.

People arn't going to respect opinions when they are just rants with no facts to back them up.





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