I'm in the process of writing a few books right now, I love to make s**t up and I want to make money from it, because I'm pretty creative.
The one I'm making right now is called a "Toilet Journal"
While sitting on the john one day, it occurred to me that some of the best ideas we have come to us while in the loo. One of my better ideas in years popped into my head just then. I will make a small bathroom firendly book with attached writing utensil that you can write them down in. It will be a small book with lined pages. at the top of each page will be a funny quote or fun fact about toilets and bathrooms and poop. There will be 5 or 6 sheets of emergency toilet paper in the back as a cute touch and the cover will look like toilet paper.
I'm collecting quotes and limericks and stuff for it now, Anyone got any?


