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Posted by satchmo on Thu Aug 18th at 12:06am 2005

Did you know that more than 50% of your feces' dry weight is bacteria? And you thought you were alone when you sit there and have a private moment...

I am quite desensitized to s**t already, as I have to routinely remove hard little s**t from the anus with my fingers (for my constipated patients). Boy, wouldn't you want to have my job.

I was on the potty when I was eleven, and the idea for a drawing came to me. It turned out to be the winning idea for an artistic contest in my school.

That's some good s**t!




"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge



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Posted by Myrk- on Thu Aug 18th at 12:45am 2005

You know how to make this book better? Make it store somewhere toilet stuff goes, such as inside the roll on the roll holder or something. That way it doesn't get in the way too!

As a fee, I demand 10% of whatever you get :P




-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Aug 18th at 10:32am 2005

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I am quite desensitized to s**t already, as I have to routinely remove hard little s**t from the anus with my fingers (for my constipated patients).



You're a proctologist too, eh?





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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Aug 18th at 2:24pm 2005

We who write on s**thouse walls,
roll our s**t into little balls,
Those who read these words of wit
can eat my little balls of s**t.

rifk




I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Posted by Andrei on Fri Aug 19th at 9:43am 2005

Just like ma'h daddy used to say *starts to cry on Nickelplate's shoulder*. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">




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Posted by satchmo on Fri Aug 19th at 11:22pm 2005

I was just checking a baby for constipation and the mother brought some stool sample for me to see. The diaper opened, and the piece of s**t just rolled down, right on my shirt and pants.

Isn't it great being a doctor?




"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Aug 20th at 3:39am 2005

? quoting satchmo
I was just checking a baby for constipation and the mother brought some stool sample for me to see. The diaper opened, and the piece of s**t just rolled down, right on my shirt and pants.

Isn't it great being a doctor?

ah, and to think, I'm training to be one. But probably not a poop-doctor. More of a crazy-criminal-doctor.




I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com



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Posted by DrGlass on Sat Aug 20th at 6:35am 2005

haha...

...poop




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Posted by Andrei on Sat Aug 20th at 12:01pm 2005

I thought for a while of becoming a doctor myself...well, not a poop one, though smiley . In spite of this, im gonna get a degree in architecture and aviation[(neat combination, eh?); no poop when making buildings nor in the air smiley ].




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Posted by Dark Tree on Sat Aug 20th at 12:41pm 2005

Dirty Sanchez




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Posted by French Toast on Sat Aug 20th at 3:26pm 2005

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haha...

...poop




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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Sat Aug 20th at 7:39pm 2005

? quoting Nickelplate
? quoting satchmo
I was just checking a baby for constipation and the mother brought some stool sample for me to see. The diaper opened, and the piece of s**t just rolled down, right on my shirt and pants.

Isn't it great being a doctor?

ah, and to think, I'm training to be one. But probably not a poop-doctor. More of a crazy-criminal-doctor.

Great... so you'll have bodily fluids and feces flung at you intentionally rather than just by accident!




Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.



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Posted by satchmo on Sat Aug 20th at 11:30pm 2005

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so you'll have bodily fluids and feces flung at you intentionally


Isn't that what happened to Jody Foster's character in "Silence of the Lambs" when she visited Hannibal Lecter in prison? Another prisoner masturbated and flung his semen at her.



"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge



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Posted by DrGlass on Sun Aug 21st at 1:53am 2005

word, she was a man about it too, she just went "yuk" and moved on.




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Posted by Gaara on Sun Aug 21st at 4:15am 2005

Here I sit,

Broken Hearted,

Tried to s**t,

But only farted.





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Posted by $loth on Sun Aug 21st at 11:14am 2005

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I was on the potty when I was eleven, and the idea for a drawing came to me. It turned out to be the winning idea for an artistic contest in my school.

That's some good s**t!
TTIUWP. (of the winning idea, not you on the john).

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I was just checking a baby for constipation and the mother brought some stool sample for me to see. The diaper opened, and the piece of s**t just rolled down, right on my shirt and pants.

Isn't it great being a doctor?


Aahahahaha, stop it, you're killing me

@ Gaara, that's a great one! In fact, i'm gonna change my MSN name to it.




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Posted by Foxpup on Mon Aug 22nd at 2:11am 2005

Pranced around,
Did a little dance,
Tried to fart,
But s**t my pants.


Better to be in denial than to be human.

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