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Posted by HAL 9000 AI computer on Sun Aug 28th at 6:51am 2005

Yo!
I'm new to this site, so just bare with me, don't do anything cruel to me, cause I'm helpless. And I'll have you know, I have friends in high places in this site, so don't try anything. No one can outwitt the HAL 9000 computer.

P.S. No bad feelings, right?




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Posted by wil5on on Sun Aug 28th at 7:04am 2005

If you want to make a good impression, you can start by opening the pod bay doors.

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Posted by Forceflow on Sun Aug 28th at 9:51am 2005

Welcome, I guess.



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Posted by Dark Tree on Sun Aug 28th at 11:00am 2005

broken av image.....nice




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Posted by rival on Sun Aug 28th at 11:33am 2005

WELCOME!


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Posted by Natus on Sun Aug 28th at 12:04pm 2005

yey new membor wee xD

/playgw



Boo f**king Hoo



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Posted by Myrk- on Sun Aug 28th at 2:38pm 2005

Your addicted Natus, you need help! You live Guild Wars!

Welcome HAL (funny fact, the film was originally sponsored by IBM or something, but when they found out the computer was evil they didn't let them use the name IBM, so they shifted the letters up the alphabet by 1 letter!)




-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Posted by French Toast on Sun Aug 28th at 2:55pm 2005

Oy.



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Posted by rs6 on Sun Aug 28th at 3:37pm 2005

? quote:
If you want to make a good impression, you can start by opening the pod bay doors.
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haha I was thinking the same thing.



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Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Sun Aug 28th at 7:03pm 2005

Welcome, as long as you don't insult anyone here, I'm sure your do fine.

Until Later...



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Posted by HAL 9000 AI computer on Sun Aug 28th at 10:55pm 2005

Thanks, intellectual kindrid.

P.S. You made a gramatical error.





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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 29th at 12:01am 2005

? quoting HAL 9000 AI computer
Thanks, intellectual kindrid.

P.S. You made a gramatical error.

P.P.S. You spelled "Kindred" wrong.

P.P.P.S. You're not a computer, shermanator.




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Posted by HAL 9000 AI computer on Mon Aug 29th at 3:03am 2005

Don't you think that's just a coincidence? Good theory, though.



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Posted by Dark Tree on Mon Aug 29th at 3:15am 2005

? quoting Myrk-
the film was originally sponsored by IBM or something, but when they found out the computer was evil they didn't let them use the name IBM, so they shifted the letters up the alphabet by 1 letter!


hmm....IMDb seems to think differently:

? quoting IMDb
Incrementing each letter of "HAL" gives you "IBM". Arthur C. Clarke (co-screenwriter) claimed this was unintentional, and if he had noticed it before it was too late, he would have changed it. HAL stands for Heuristic ALgorithmic Computer.


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Posted by SimonBeattie on Wed Aug 31st at 2:06am 2005

Hal is rely stupid,why dou pretend 2 b some1 ur not si-man



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Posted by French Toast on Wed Aug 31st at 2:28am 2005

why dount u jas7 fuk of-f




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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Aug 31st at 2:34am 2005

? quoting French Toast
why dount u jas7 fuk of-f

ROFL!!!




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Posted by Crapceeper on Wed Aug 31st at 10:15am 2005

Hey, SimonBeattie and HAL 9000 AI computer.

I believe you two need some counselling. What is it with you two only quarreling with each other? And giving the real name and school of SimonBeattie; that's just mean.
As said before: This is no place for a personal vendetta but if you seriously want to get over it I think there are some reasonable people in here willing to help you.


Never try to be perfect - just try it and make the best out of it



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Posted by BlisTer on Wed Aug 31st at 11:36am 2005

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Hey, SimonBeattie and HAL 9000 AI computer.

I believe you two need some counselling. What is it with you two only quarreling with each other? And giving the real name and school of SimonBeattie; that's just mean.
As said before: This is no place for a personal vendetta but if you seriously want to get over it I think there are some reasonable people in here willing to help you.


i think these 2 need to sort this irl instead of bothering us with it. unless if ppl here want a soap



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Posted by Natus on Wed Aug 31st at 2:11pm 2005

can't...resist...must..post <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/evilgrin.gif">

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Boo f**king Hoo




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