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Re: Paintball pain
Posted by satchmo on Sun Oct 9th at 1:14am 2005


I just got back from a whole day of paintball. We went to a small establishment near the foot of the Angeles Forest. My friends had invited over a hundred people, but only four of us made it there. We actually got there late, but nothing has started yet. I guess it's tough for young people to get up early on the weekend.

After donning up our face masks and tested our guns, we started the game. I was inexperienced enough to have a jammed gun right from the beginning. Fortunately, a teammate showed me how to unjam the gun barrel. It didn't help much though, because I got shot before I fired a single bullet.

The second round, I learned my lesson, so I fired pretty much constantly at my opponents who were well-protected behind some barricade. Before long, my ammo ran out, and I was forced to use my gun as a bluffing tool, firing just blanks. I didn't have any reserve ammo with me.

I became smarter and smarter throughout the day. We skipped lunch and played on. The adrenaline was just feeding us. More and more people arrived, and the battles became quite chaotic. During each round, bullets just flew in all directions. And some of the times, I got hit by a sniper that I didn't even see.

When it came down to the last game, I got pretty brave. It was all or nothing. So far, I only shot one guy out. I was going to be either the hero, or go out in a blaze of glory. I made gradual advances toward the other team's flag, and surprisingly, I wasn't hit. I was just crawling around in the sand by that time. My face gritty with sands, my knee skinned raw from skidding on rocks, my brow dripping with a mixture of sweat and paint, I was running on my last leg.

Then I got to just a few feet within the opponents' flag. Bullets were flying in all directions. I said my prayer (even though I am an atheist), and made a dash for their flag. Shockingly, I got there and captured their flag without being shot, unlike the guy before me who tried the same thing.

I thought the game was over. I raised my gun, and shouted "game over". My enemies must have been pretty stunned, because for about ten seconds, there were no shots fired anywhere. Then, one of my teammates ran to me and said "give me the flag". Someone suddenly clued me that the game wasn't over until I bring the flag back to our base. I started running back, but then half a dozen shots hit me on the back. I felt like a victim in a John Woo movie.

What a way to end a day of paintball. I learned the meaning of "capture the flag", and earned some red badge of courage in the process.

Yeah, I know what you all gonna say. "What a n00b not knowing the rule in advance". But I had fun, and that's priceless.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Oct 9th at 1:23am 2005


LOL!!!

never played UT2003 CTF before, eh?




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Posted by French Toast on Sun Oct 9th at 1:24am 2005


I love paintball. I didn't read any of your post, because it's long and I'm tired... but I still love paintball.




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Posted by BlisTer on Sun Oct 9th at 1:40am 2005


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Then I got to just a few feet within the opponents' flag. Bullets were flying in all directions. I said my prayer (even though I am an atheist), and made a dash for their flag. Shockingly, I got there and captured their flag without being shot, unlike the guy before me who tried the same thing.



my proudest paintball moment was quite similar, only the rule there was that you won if you took the enemy flag, you didnt have to bring it back.

i took out 3 guys while advancing to their camp and then running through a bullet-rain without being hit and taking the flag.



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Re: Paintball pain
Posted by FatStrings on Sun Oct 9th at 2:38am 2005


i once snuck up till i was like 10 ft behind a guy and unloaded on him with a semi-auto only to miss every shot
i love how acurate paintball guns are




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Posted by wil5on on Sun Oct 9th at 3:03am 2005


I havent had an opportunity to try paintballing. If it came up, I'd go.


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Re: Paintball pain
Posted by satchmo on Sun Oct 9th at 1:27pm 2005


I found out later from the staff that I was the only person who took the flag the entire day yesterday. As a result, our team won.

Most games ended when time ran out. We had ten to fifteen minute games, and if everyone played hardcore defense, nothing happens when the fifteen minutes are up.



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Posted by Captain P on Sun Oct 9th at 1:44pm 2005


Heh, nice report. I played paintball once but would love to play it again. It's quite expensive here, though, so it's not likely that I'll play it anytime soon. But it's sure a lot of fun. Good capturing there, satch. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

// Why does satch suddenly remind me to satchel charge? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">






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Posted by satchmo on Sun Oct 9th at 2:44pm 2005


It's not cheap in the States either. It costs $70 per person to rent the equipment and buy the paint. Yesterday, there were mostly hard-core people there. People with their own customized $1700 fully-automatic weapons and full camouflage. We had a clear disadvantage with our rental semi-automatic guns that lack both range and accuracy. I managed to take out just one person.

However, the one major difference between paintball/real battle and Counter-Strike is that you have to learn to position your body to offer the minimal profile for your opponents. I was pretty much crawling on my belly the whole time. Ants crawled on my face and even into my ear. I could taste the gritty sands in my mouth. All my elbows and knees are without skin today.

I had to throw away the shirt, pants, shoes, and socks I was wearing. They're just torn and too dirty to launder. I was pretty hard-core myself, as you can see.



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Posted by FatStrings on Sun Oct 9th at 6:50pm 2005


ive got a friend who used to have his backyard turned into a course most of its still out there
havent used it in a while but all we had to buy was paintalls and CO2




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Posted by Forceflow on Sun Oct 9th at 6:59pm 2005


Paintball is big fun, really !

We once had a meeting with a lot of Belgian Team Fortress Classic clans, to play our favorite game in real life. It wa so awesome. The fantastic feeling of a flag homerun ! We even had some kind of grenades and sniper rifles (scoped high pressure rifles).

I can recommend it to everyone. And don't worry about the safety of it. If everyone keeps their helmet on, nothing bad can happen. (Of course, getting hit is a bit of pain, but it all depends on what's the pressure on the rifles.)



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Posted by BlisTer on Sun Oct 9th at 7:24pm 2005


? quoting Forceflow

We once had a meeting with a lot of Belgian Team Fortress Classic clans, to play our favorite game in real life.

i bet guys like YellinD, Desorted, ... were also present <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif"> . i met YellinD at Yellow Fever a few years ago and i 've seen Desorted a few times at parties here in leuven last year. You're still in a tfc clan nowadays ?




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Posted by Captain P on Sun Oct 9th at 7:42pm 2005


Heh, that's something me and my Dutch mapping friends still want to do: a LAN together. Not a paintball game but just a LAN. Only real problem is to find a suitable location for a few days that doesn't cost too much...






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Posted by Myrk- on Sun Oct 9th at 8:21pm 2005


I went paintballing about 5 days ago, a whole days worth. I'm thinking about joining a regional team, I was pretty damn good at it. Didn't get hit once in the whole day!




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Posted by French Toast on Sun Oct 9th at 8:27pm 2005


Last time I played, it was for my 8 year old cousin's birthday... he's insane!

Anyhoo, one of the guys playing was a cop. And not like a fat donut-eating cop... a Schwarzenegger cop. Needless to say, everyone wanted to be on his team. He was very gung ho and pretty much took out the entire other team.

We resolved the situation by playing a game where it was all of us (around 15) versus him... he almost won smiley

I love the game, I have my own gun... lot's o fun <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Re: Paintball pain
Posted by satchmo on Sun Oct 9th at 8:41pm 2005


A day of paintball finally inspired me to install Counter-Strike. I've never played CS before, and wasn't really interested until it occurred to me that it's sort of like paintball, but without the dirt and pain (or the extra cost). It's like free paintball tournaments.

I'll see whether my assumption is really true. I had to wait six hours for Steam to update the game when I installed it, so I haven't really had a chance to load it up yet.




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Posted by FatStrings on Mon Oct 10th at 2:13am 2005


steam strikes again
thank you steam for ruining our lives




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Posted by Foxpup on Mon Oct 10th at 3:33am 2005


I've never played paintball, I'd like to, but it's too expensive. I have once played laser, that was fun.


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Re: Paintball pain
Posted by wil5on on Mon Oct 10th at 11:04am 2005


Yeah, laser is cool. I played it indoor once.


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Re: Paintball pain
Posted by Myrk- on Mon Oct 10th at 7:35pm 2005


Errr... It's only played indoors fewl!

When I went the other day paintballing I spent around ?60 for the day ($100 or so?), quite expensive but well worth it for a days worth of fun and weeks of joy of thinking about it afterwards.

I found when I went that all you had to do was flank the enemy and they are screwed. Go around on your own or with 1 other, any more and your cannon fodder. All I did was lone wolf style mainly, crawl round the edge of the entire arena down the right (so right handed people find it harder to find cover against me) then get behind the enemy.

The funniest moment was when I was behind 3 people and they turned around. I thought "s**t, better try out some halo moves" so I did, and they actually worked. I just straffed and duck jumped- took out 2 of them and they were only 5m away. After that the other guy (one of my best m8s) ran behind a load of logs. I then went into a building, ran out and knee capped him twice <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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