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Posted by Madedog on Wed Oct 12th at 4:48pm 2005

Hmm... guns, guns and guns. lots of 'em.
I thinks the good thing would be to massacre the "Deer Hunter" store that sells every kinds of weaopnry, grab those katanas over there and all the bullets and guns I can get. That should keep me safe for atleast a week...



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Oct 12th at 5:11pm 2005

The thing is with slow zombies I bet you wouldn't even need a gun if you had a deadly blade of some sort.

The only limitations would be if you were in a tight area where you couldn't swing, or if you were really really tired and couldn't keep it up. But then again if your life was on the line I bet you could swing a machete forever.




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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 12th at 6:00pm 2005


Dude, morphine, your brain is turning to a zombie itself, you love the mprog urban dead, and you made a zombie lookin' sig, and now, you made this thread
(Anyway, if you're too lazy to read all of this, head down to the summary )
i like zombies, i enjoy them (in games....) But if they were real well..heres what may happen...

  • If i dont know anything about that zombie evolution thing, and happened suddenly, i would head right through a weapon store ( as everyone stated) but unfortunatly, they road may be blocked by zombies before you reach there, so you may think of running them over? well, running over bones and flesh would make the car swirl around, ending with a big smash through a building or a wall, or even another car, then get eaten happily
  • But if the road was yet clear, and i bought weapons, and went back home, got ready, had food and all of that preperation s**t, even if the zombies attacked you, its hard to shoot, shotguns, well, one wrong shot and it may tear your sholders apart, aiming wrong may lead to loss of ammunition in seconds..
  • But if your a pro in shooting well, you have to depend on your skills, but eventually, after shooting all of those zombie infront of your house, more and more will come...( remember zombies are spreading all over the world)...
  • Now, forget about guns, use your mind, as mentioned, you would barricade your house, if you have materials for that, and i would get my food and stuff to the roof, and stay there, but eventually, zombies may brake in, or you may starve to death, or, simply die...
  • umm if you were on the plane,you would reach the airport and get eaten there
  • If you were on a boat, you would reach the harbor, get eaten there too...
  • you would think of going a safe place, where army, or other military support are available, i would agree, you would live for a day, a week, a month, a year maybe, BUT YOU WILL DIE...Soon zombies, well, you know what they will do, simply, spread and destroy
Thats the some of the stuff that may happen to anyone when the zombie evolution arrives..( thats if there is any zombie anyway )

But i didnt tell you what i will do...well, uhh:

  • Stay at home, help anyone i can before the virus would reach my home, if the cable got cutten off, then, i cant do anything, its all under the hands of God, Its just a matter of time, before i get eaten, or die from a heart attack
I know, its a long boring story so im gonna summarize it
( To whom is so lazy to read it all )

  • If the world got attacked by zombies, YOU WILL DIE
  • Not knowing how to use weapons, gets you killed
  • not having enough food later on, gets you killed
  • helping people lying in the streets, gets you killed (maybe they're zombies)
  • Doingtrying Anything, WELL GET YOU KILLED
lol, thank you morphine for this thread, i really enjoyed it




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Oct 12th at 6:16pm 2005

Thanks for enjoying it DK. Yes, I do have zombies on the brain now <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">

I'm waiting for my Zombie Survival Guide to come in the mail before I write out my plan of action.

But I think a zombie pandemic would definitely be survivable. Food and clean water would be a huge concern, maybe as big a concern as the zombies (if you're armed and and smart keep moving).




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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 12th at 6:43pm 2005

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(if you're armed and and smart keep moving).


IF...Just IF...



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Posted by Pvt.Scythe on Wed Oct 12th at 7:16pm 2005

Shotguns aren't that hard to use. Just pull the butt against your shoulder aim with the sights and squeeze the trigger. Simple as that.



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Posted by OtZman on Wed Oct 12th at 7:22pm 2005

I think if you hid somewhere in the middle of nowhere, with all the necessary supplies I think you'd have a good chance of surviving. And if a great deal of the human population turned into zombies, at some point, there wouldn't be anything left for the zombies to feed on. So, in the end I think the zombie epidemic would kind of put an end to itself, just like the plague during the dark age in Europe did.



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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 12th at 7:30pm 2005

Not really, iv seen in games and one movie i forgot, that when zombies find a lack of food, they would get out of control, and start tearing themselves apart, eating each other, which will reduce their amount...oh..yeah, your right, they ARE putting an end to theirselves, but before that, it would take a long time for it to happen, and in that time, 99% of the earth would be crawling with starving dead corpses...and hey sythe, as i said, its not hard to use a shotgun, but i doubt that everyone in the world knows how to use them, not a lot man..but if you're a fast learner, you can learn and kick ass, but you will die :P
I just want to support the idea THAT YOU WILL DIE NO MATTER WHAT !!!

Hehe <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">



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Posted by Madedog on Wed Oct 12th at 7:33pm 2005

Yea, well, I'd just took a beautiful girl who is not (yet) zombie, a friend and his girl and head off to a nowhere, just like OtZman explained, and then we would, so to speak, start from beginning of the Human Race. At that time (couple of years) people should be turned into zombies and those zombies have died already because of hunger.
The zombie thing is quite frightening, but a lone island (necessary supplies, as I said...) somewhere in equatorial islands where zombies possibly cannot reach, should be enough. If equipped with handy weaponry (such as machette's or katanas, and preferably firearms aswell). Then we would "live happily ever after on that small island and mate and replicate and grow a new human race, which would be independent and free".

Btw, was my style and grammar and ortographic all right? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> And the vocabulary? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> (just a side note)



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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 12th at 7:52pm 2005

Yeah an island could be really fine, but i wouldnt like to live in an island an miss all of the technology <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif">

And, uhh, i didnt relize any grammarvocabulary mistakes...or maybe im blind :P



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Oct 12th at 8:56pm 2005

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Yea, well, I'd just took a beautiful girl who is not (yet) zombie, a friend and his girl and head off to a nowhere, just like OtZman explained, and then we would, so to speak, start from beginning of the Human Race. At that time (couple of years) people should be turned into zombies and those zombies have died already because of hunger.
The zombie thing is quite frightening, but a lone island (necessary supplies, as I said...) somewhere in equatorial islands where zombies possibly cannot reach, should be enough. If equipped with handy weaponry (such as machette's or katanas, and preferably firearms aswell). Then we would "live happily ever after on that small island and mate and replicate and grow a new human race, which would be independent and free".

Btw, was my style and grammar and ortographic all right? And the vocabulary? (just a side note)


Your style, grammar, spelling, and vocabulary were all really good. Only a few things need changing. Took should be take. And I would change one of the sentences, for clarity, to: "After a couple of years all the people who have turned into zombies should have died of hunger." And it should be machetes not machette's.

As for your idea, who's going to deliver the babies?




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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 12th at 8:59pm 2005

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And, uhh, i didnt relize any grammarvocabulary mistakes...or maybe im blind


Maybe i AM blind

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Posted by OtZman on Wed Oct 12th at 9:24pm 2005

? quote:
Yea, well, I'd just took a beautiful girl who is not (yet) zombie, a friend and his girl and head off to a nowhere, just like OtZman explained, and then we would, so to speak, start from beginning of the Human Race. At that time (couple of years) people should be turned into zombies and those zombies have died already because of hunger.
The zombie thing is quite frightening, but a lone island (necessary supplies, as I said...) somewhere in equatorial islands where zombies possibly cannot reach, should be enough. If equipped with handy weaponry (such as machette's or katanas, and preferably firearms aswell). Then we would "live happily ever after on that small island and mate and replicate and grow a new human race, which would be independent and free".

Btw, was my style and grammar and ortographic all right? And the vocabulary? (just a side note)


I think you'd have some serious inbreeding problems on that island after a while.

And Dark|Killer, think about it this way: How much of the area of the earth is covered with humans now? If every single human on earth turned into a zombie there would still be huge areas without a single one. As someone suggested earlier, Alaska is one fine example. Not many people and on top of that, a not so zombie friendly climate.



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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 12th at 9:33pm 2005

Did you forget, the "zombie" virus can be transferred to plants and animals, play resident evil to know what i mean, and watch the movie too, ANIMAL ZOMBIES...
Disgusting, but true <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Oct 12th at 9:41pm 2005

Well, if we limit this to only the George A. Romero universe, we don't have to worry about anything but human zombies.

Because, frankly if it's anything like the RE virus we're all doomed.




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Posted by Madedog on Wed Oct 12th at 10:04pm 2005

Uh...
for the "who's going to deliver the babies"... dunno, I'd think if people could do it old times one would think we should be able to handle it? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> :P

But I say, I wouldn't say no for a chance to live on such an island for a while <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> Couple of years (ofcourse, I would need to go to a dentist couple of days before and let all my teeth be repaired) oughtta do the trick. Afterall - we're not alone <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
And I daresay, if nobody dies among us, it would just be a fun thing <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by satchmo on Wed Oct 12th at 10:04pm 2005

A melee weapon is much more useful when it comes to zombies, because you don't have to worry about running out of ammos.

Remember "Pulp Fiction", when Bruce Willis was going through that pawn shop and try to pick out the best weapon to go to the back and slaughter everyone. There was a chain saw, but it's too noisy and too heavy. Besides, it's too cliched to hack off zombies with it.

But a samauri sword. . . Now, that's a weapon with character and prestige. How nice is that? You can slash open those dead bodies and look pretty darn cool while you're at it.

A gravity gun would be nice, but it might be too heavy to lug around too.



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Oct 12th at 11:55pm 2005

Samurai sword would be the best. You can hack and slash or poke and twist in a pinch.




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Posted by FatStrings on Thu Oct 13th at 4:07am 2005

well if everyones a zombie i dont think internet would be much use neway
or cable tv for that matter




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Posted by Hugh on Thu Oct 13th at 6:52am 2005

Yeah, Zombie Survival Guide says to use a pike, but I don't have one for obvious reasons... got a nice metal baseball bat, though, and I know for a fact my dad has a lot of guns, along with everyone in this town (I think one of my friends has at least 4 on his wall)... so yes. You don't even have to know how to aim a gun if they're moving slow, since you can just wait until they're a few feet away and fire... yay. I've been meaning to buy some kevlar leggings and whatnot off of Amazon...


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