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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Oct 14th at 2:13pm 2005

What about an honorable promise from a person you've only met on the Internet? :P

Well -- once its released and shown at the festival, I'd like to know what it's all about.




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Posted by G4MER on Fri Oct 14th at 3:33pm 2005

Ok, after much thought, I know what id do..

ID SCREAM LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL, DIE and then Come and eat your brains, cause id be the coolest KING of the ZOMBIES ever. lol then Id have Sex till my dingy fell off. ZOMBIES need love too. hahaha








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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Oct 14th at 4:25pm 2005

Unless you had a hardon when you died you wouldn't be able to bone.

No working heart to pump blood you see.

But... if you did have a hardon at the time of your death... rigor mortis sets in and you're set for the rest of your... um... unlife.




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Posted by G4MER on Sat Oct 15th at 12:47am 2005

Im MoneyShot.. of course I have a boner..=)




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Posted by Agent Smith on Sat Oct 15th at 2:57am 2005

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Posted by Crono on Sat Oct 15th at 3:38am 2005

My weapons of choice would be: Crow Bar, Hand Gun, Machine Gun (one that doesn't lock), Rifle of some sort. Would probably have a single shot rifle with burst ... You are aiming for their heads after all.

Crow Bar is about the most handy tool you could have. Stab, Twist, Shove, Pull, repeat.

Morphine, don't get too excited. I don't even have anything written nor time.

There's an interesting comic ... don't remember what it's called, but it deals with zombies as if they were animals. The first panel has a zombie banging a cow.

Also, if you think about it. The only way we'd really get 'over-run' is if it happened overnight or something like that. One thing that's good to know though, cemetaries are fairly safe. Even if the zombie was baried before it came back ... how would it get out? And most people avoid cemetaries, so chances are there'd be no one there. It'd be a nice place to rest for short amounts of time.

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Posted by Gaara on Sat Oct 15th at 5:31am 2005

It would be funny if the zombies weren't changed in the mind at all: They just couldn't die. Like in Idle Hands. Eventually everyone becomes a zombie by accident (like you have a sip of a zombies coke and BAM your a zombie) and can't reproduce, thus killing off our species just as much as zombies actually killing us. Slowly over time we all decay over time and become just piles of ass and dust.

Samurai Sword would be good, cause I've never fired a gun before in my life and as much as I'd like to think I could, I probably wouldn't be able to kick a lot of ass with a gun. Although I've never killed anyone witha sword either :S.

By the way, why don't zombies attack eachother again?




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Posted by Crono on Sat Oct 15th at 5:39am 2005

Depends on the universe the story is in. In Walking Dead, it's smell.

Something that'd make more sense is either, they do eat each other, or they have pharamones/hormones.


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Posted by Gaara on Sat Oct 15th at 6:04am 2005

So when the zombie epidemic hits I've just got to smell like a dead rotting corpse? Sweet it could hit now and it wouldn't even effect me.

Calvin Kleins Essence of Zombie would be a hit.




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Posted by Andrei on Sat Oct 15th at 9:42am 2005

? quoting VALVe:
Here at Valve, we like zombies.

The latest news update on steam sure gave me a laugh. Particularly this fraze.



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Posted by Dark|Killer on Sat Oct 15th at 10:45am 2005

Yeah lol, morph should be excited now...Where is that zombie freak ??
*hides under the bed*



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Posted by Andrei on Sat Oct 15th at 11:54am 2005

I think the succubus rules since it takes you straight to hell while "doing" you <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> .




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Posted by WarloK on Sun Oct 16th at 1:23am 2005

I must say, all your ideas about having guns and swords and raw meat as weapons are pretty feeble.

If i was caught up with all these zombies i would go straight to the music shop and get me a JTM Stack amp. I would then load it onto the top of a car which a friend would drive. I would wait for lots and lots of zombies to come to me and then turn up my volume wheel. I would so awesomely that lighting would shoot of the headstock and fry all those zombie bastards to hell! MUAHAHAHA!!!

Just incase some of them didn't fry i would have a homemade laser cannon to burn some holes into them corpses.






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