Posted by satchmo on Wed Oct 26th at 8:31pm 2005
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Posted by Forceflow on Wed Oct 26th at 9:13pm 2005
She's called M. Kutten.
That's dutch for the plural form of female genitalia. (this thing - warning, possible obscene drawing)
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Posted by Dark|Killer on Wed Oct 26th at 9:17pm 2005
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Posted by Crapceeper on Wed Oct 26th at 9:35pm 2005
It's pretty much the same here. They are wondering why the machine breakes down. They never did download something suspicious from the net.
Of course they didn't. How could they.
And they are using anti virus software I haven't even heard of.
Sometimes I ask myself how it is possible to cause such a damage they just caused. Got two PCs right here. And at least one of them need a HD-check with another host computer. Because this one can't boot by its own.
I shake my head.
Nevertheless. I admire your patience you have to show up.
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Posted by Underdog on Wed Oct 26th at 9:39pm 2005
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LOL, if they need to see the drawing, they are to young. If they want to see the drawing, they are..... Ok in my book. " SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">
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Posted by satchmo on Wed Oct 26th at 10:09pm 2005
One of the patients mother just commended me on my bedside manner. I feel pretty good right now.
The strange thing is that almost all the black patients/parents love me. I don't know why.
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Posted by Hugh on Wed Oct 26th at 10:17pm 2005
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Posted by satchmo on Wed Oct 26th at 10:23pm 2005
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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Oct 27th at 2:20am 2005
Like Crapceeper, I repair computers. People come to me and say "my monitor has a virus and my modem won't boot up without hard drive internet screen icons going 'BLOOP! BLOOP!'."
I look at them and say "Well, I'll take a look at it."
I get on the computer, and what's this!? "Cursormania!" and "InternetAdvanced search assisatnt toolbar" and about 100,000 other things. It's the gosh darn weatherbug!!!!!! I don;t know HOW this could happen, they're using Norton antivirus 2000!!
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Posted by French Toast on Thu Oct 27th at 3:07am 2005
...like anything that shows up in my e-mail with a suspicious attatchment...
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Posted by Crono on Thu Oct 27th at 3:38am 2005
I plan on getting my own site up for computer building and troubleshooting. I'd do repair ... but ... face it: no one will pay a minimum of $50 shipping ... even if they'd rather go out, ask some guy at Best Buy what to do, and buy $200 software instead and still have the problem.
I love it when you get computers that are so FUBAR that they just can't boot ... even with recovery. It's just too messed up (granted the last time I tried that with someone's computer they had Win '98, so things are a little different and easier now) but I had to 'start over' on their computer, which they didn't mind, that didn't work either. Turned out, they NEVER, in the two years of owning the computer turned it off by shutting down. They always just ... hit the power button. I confronted them too and they were all, "No we didn't". I liked the part where I asked them for the drivers (remember this was before they were FREE online) and they gave me a blank stare. So, I explained they would be on discs that came with whatever hardware they bought,
Them: "Oh those? We threw them away"
Me: "Why?"
Them: "Because, they didn't seem important"
Me: "Didn't the instructions say 'keep in a safe place'?"
Them: "Yeah."
Or the always infamous:
Them: "My cup holder is broken"
Me: "That isn't a cup holder, that's the cd-rom drive"
Them: "Yeah, I know what it is, but it can hold cups too"
Me: "I don't think you understand"
Needless to say, I stopped repairing computers a few years ago. The people thought I didn't know what I was doing because I told them THEY broke the machine. People don't like hearing that ... however, if I had a suit on and they never saw the place of 'business' they'd probably swallow every word.
I hate people so much sometimes.
I didn't mean to thread jack or anything, this just seemed where the conversation had gone
Posted by Windows 98 on Thu Oct 27th at 4:20am 2005
My doctor is pretty cool. Its ironic because im acually going today (its midnight so, yes today). Just need a physical to get on the high school hockey team.
And as to the whole computer subject. Oh jesus. I'm known as the computer nerd who knows how to fix it i guess. Ad I always have to fix peoples s**t. Yet, like stated before, they always deny the fact they did it to themselves. People think they are invincible with Norton.... NORTON DOESNT CATCH CRAP! Well maybe some stuff. Most viruses can be easily avoided if your not such a dumbass,
My personal favorite virus: Random IMing on AIM virus
This one has been spreading around on AIM. Bassically, someone on your buddy list IMs you (they dont but the virus on their computer does) saying "OMG LOL CHECK ME OUT IN THIS COOL PICTURE! DO I LOOK COOL!? HERES A LINK, www.website.com/lol/rofl/picture
.exeAnd i wonder, why would anyone every click something claiming to be a picture, with the file tag EXE? It turns out most people who I ask (aka 5/6 of my buddy list) why the hell they didnt look at the URL and see the EXE i get this reply "wtf is a URL?". I dont bother helping these people anymore, the only people that dont have this virus on my buddy list, are people that play CS, or are pretty close friends with me (which means they read URLs before they click, otherwise i disown them
Bassically the virus is installed when you PHYSICALLY DOWNLOAD THE 3.mb PROGRAM. And your name randomly IMs people on your buddy list saying OMG LOOK AT MY PICTURE. I still dont know why people dont realize its no picture when its 3mb, and you have to download it, insted of viewing it on a site.
/end hijack
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Posted by satchmo on Thu Oct 27th at 4:36am 2005
And this is one of my favorites:
"What version of Windows are you running?"
"Uhh, I think it's Windows 97."
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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Oct 27th at 4:39am 2005
...like anything that shows up in my e-mail with a suspicious attatchment...
See.. that's what I have been trying to tell Crono. I dont use antivirus or anything like that and I've never had a virus. He says bullcrap.
Well bollocks to you, mister "bullcrap-sayer!"
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Posted by Windows 98 on Thu Oct 27th at 4:42am 2005
can you get viruses like embeded in pictures? or just pictures in general? just wondering.
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Posted by Crono on Thu Oct 27th at 4:47am 2005
You can get a virus by simply having an IP address logged in your ISP's server. (giving you an active connection)
You can get it by opening your browser ...
You can get one by having a chat program (especially MSN ... not being mean or anything, but they don't exactly stop viral threats on their network, they just release an update that counter acts it)
There's so many ways, and yes, Nickle, that is BS.
Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Oct 27th at 5:06am 2005
Now, in the expectation of obtaining the simplest possible self-reproducing organizm, let the reactions take place a billion times per second in each cube. And let's further assume that the reactions have been going on for 4.5 billion years, the estimated age of the earth. Scientists Fred Hoyle and Chandra Wickramasinghe has estimated that the chance of obtaining the simplest self-reproducing system by random combination of molecules is at best somewhere in the neighborhood of 1 in 10 to the fortieth power attempts. But if out of extreme genorosity we reduce the required number of proteins from 2,000 to only 100, then the probability is still 1 in 102,000 [1 in 10 to the 2,000 power]. Now, if you add up all the possible attempted billion-per-second combinations in our hypothetical primordial soup, you wind up with only 10 to the 74th power throws of the chemical dice. that means the odds of getting the required self-producing system out of our soup would be 1 in 101926 [10 to the 1,926th power]. We wouldn't expect that to happen in the entire course of the earth's history! Of course, a diehard gambler might say it's highly unlikely but it just could happen by chance. But this is a completely meaningless use of the word chance. In order for a statement about an event with a nonzero probability of happening to be meaningful, we would have to observe enough repetitions of the event to establish a statistical pattern. Only this would allow us to say, "This event has probability p of happening." For example, we say that when we toss a coin there is one chance in two that it will turn up heads. This probability is established by examining the behavior of the coin over several hundred trials. Now, if you have an event with a probability of one in a million, it would take hundreds of millions of trials to establish this. And if the event has an estimated probability of 1 in 102,000, you would need many times that number of trials. The basic point is this: What is meant by a probability of 1 in 102,000 is that a certain statistical pattern corresponding to this figure will be observed over the required vast number of trials. If there is no possibility of performing these trials (as is certainly the case here), then there is no meaning to saying an event happens with that very small probability.
To give some idea of what exactly is involved in supposing that life could have emerged by random combination of chemicals in a primordial soup, let us imagine that this soup covered the entire surface of the earth to a depth of one mile. We shall divide this volume into tiny cubes measuring one angstrom unit on each side. (An angstrom unit is about the size of a single hydrogen atom.) Let's also assume that the soup is extremely concentrated, so that reactions are taking place within each of the cubes within the soup.
You beleive in evolution with such chances, but there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY that I could have never gotten a virus? That's patently Ridiculous, old bean!!
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http://www.gosai.com/science/life-by-chance.html
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Posted by Crono on Thu Oct 27th at 6:17am 2005
A planet, if you didn't notice, isn't the same thing as a world wide computer network.
By the way, I never said evolution, or creation of life, was a "random collection of elements that just happen to be in the right place at the right time to create life" type deal.
There's a specific amount of water that is needed to make a planet inhabitable. Turns out, that and the distance the rock is away from a star is all that is really needed ... as long as both are suitable, life can happen over time. Terra-forming a planet, for example, would be easiest by slamming a commit into a planets surface to try to create enough water. Look it up, if you like. Algae wouldn't work, since it isn't efficient enough to produce a proper atmosphere. Might work on Mars ... but it's doubtful.
You can look at Venus and Mars for examples of how difference of water, or lack there of, can make or break life on a planet. Venus is almost identical to earth in every way, except the atmosphere, of course. Venus is/was too close to the sun for the Sulfur in the air to compact into limestone (I think it was limestone) it was just too hot. Since, it is too close to the sun, it never happened and a water based planet didn't happen. All the water, I believe, is above the atmosphere on the out-most layer, which is below freezing. This causes the planet to have immense pressure, it's something like 100 ATM (100 * Earth's Atmospheric pressure.) Which, also, adds to the planet's warmth. Too warm. The surface, not sure about the exact value, is hot enough to melt lead. In any case. The actual amount of elements on the planet, especially watter and sulfur, and things like that, are roughly the same as the amounts on Earth (Even the size of the planet is about the same). It was just hotter there. This of course, determines whether it can have life or not. It really comes down to: distance from the star and is there enough water?
That's all. The amount of time is irrelevant for this scope, of course.
Now. That has NOTHING to do with the chances of you getting a computer virus. You didn't weigh the number of viruses on the Internet compared to what servers have it and which ones you connect to (and what servers those servers connect to). But the Internet is so flooded with them. So, the probability that you'd get one is almost certain. ESPECIALLY, if you have no protection against them.
It's difficult to quantify because these numbers are pretty close to astronomic and almost unattainable.
Also, are you thinking of VIRUSES or SPYWARE? There is a difference.
As I said before, you usually don't know if you have a virus, since most don't do anything anyway. You've just never had a virus that impeded your computer using ability, which is why you make that ridiculous claim.
That or you're being pompous and ludicrously proud. Which is pointless, to say the least.
Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Oct 27th at 6:29am 2005
You're missing the point, chappy.
Here is the point i was making: there are millions more ways to combine proteins and aminos than there are way to combine and of the viruses with my computer. And yet you beleive the least likely of the two.
Just like there needs to be the EXACT right conditions to make life, there needs to be comparable conditions to get a virus.
First of all, you need to not be a noob. Now, that;s not saying that ONLY noobs get viruses, BUT it gets rid of a huge percentage of the viruses that it is possible to get.
Second of all, don't download anything you're not ABSOLUTELY sure is safe.
when you are a power-user like me, you dont HAVE things on your computer that you don;t know about. I can tell you every process that is running on my system right now without looking. I can tell you what is in just aobut every folder in my hard drive. I spend so much time on this machine that I know where things are in it better than i know what's in my house... THAT is how i never got a virus or spyware or adware. Because I don;t download EXE's and stuff like that unless it's something i KNOW is legit.
thanks to my dad, I've been doing crap with computer since i was 4. I know how they work, and I know how to not get viruses.
Don't get mad or anything. I'm not being over-proud. I'm just saying it takes a LOT less faith to beleive that I have never had a virus, than it takes to beleive in the primordial soup.
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Posted by Crono on Thu Oct 27th at 6:37am 2005
It's pretty much the opposite though.
Just like there needs to be the EXACT right conditions to make life, there needs to be comparable conditions to get a virus.
I think you mean:
Just like there needs to be the EXACT right conditions to make life, there needs to be comparable conditions to not get a virus.
It has nothing to do with you being a power user ... or if you know every file you download. If you use Internet explorer, that is flawed, period. If you simply have an open connection on a computer you can get a virus. Easily, actually. IF YOU ACCEPT ANY TYPE OF INPUT EVER, you can get a virus, easily. Or worse, you can get an attack on your computer, which is to say, an actual person is on the other end. That's pretty easy too.
I'm telling you, as someone who's researched software engineering, computer security, who has years of experience in Internet development, and is getting a degree in computer science: you're fooling yourself.
I understand you have plenty of knowledge of computers and I'm not questioning that, but you're being an optimist about something that is no where near an optimistic state.
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