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Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Oct 30th at 1:56am 2005

? quoting French Toast
I feel so naieve sometimes... what does [sic] mean?

Yeah, pretty much means that a spelling or grammatical error was intended




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Posted by Underdog on Sun Oct 30th at 1:59am 2005

? quoting Nickelplate

Yeah, pretty much means that a spelling or grammatical error was intended

You mean kinda like Nickel bag?

(yeah, I am THAT OLD!)




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Posted by Andrei on Sun Oct 30th at 9:14am 2005

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In the near future...

Son: Dad, what was 9/11?
Dad: That was when the muslims ran two planes into two towers
Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes?
Son: Whats a muslim?



Hehe, it reminds me of this one:

At the end of an international peace conference, a renown islamic leader walks up to George Bush (Jr), who was just getting ready to leave, and asks whether he could spare a moment of his time to discuss an interesting cultural issue. Bush smiles and says "Of course". "My son, said the muslim, watches this show called <<Star Trek>>, and there are many white, black and asian actors in there, but never any muslims." to which Bush grins and whispers "Well, that's because the plot takes place in the future."




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Posted by Gaara on Sun Oct 30th at 10:09am 2005

<img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">


Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.



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Posted by Dark|Killer on Sun Oct 30th at 11:00am 2005

Nice jokes guys, but about the muslims joke, andrei, im a muslim here, and i really dont like people go off joking about my religion..

-Thank you



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Posted by Dr Brasso on Sun Oct 30th at 1:57pm 2005

agreed dark killer.....i apologize for the lack of sensitivity.....mom will tell me joke after joke after joke, but they are never intended to be mean spirited or genuinly degrading....but, ya have to understand the mindset in america these days...(not all, but alot) of people are quite paranoid of a serious war happening on our soil...its kinda like waiting for an unseen predator in the bush, weapon at the ready, and ya know hes there, but ya cant see him readily, and it unconciously begins to permeate every aspect of like, to a degree....im not trying to justify the mindset, just explain it.... sorry if i started a problem....was not my intention....

Dr Brasso.....





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Posted by Underdog on Sun Oct 30th at 2:15pm 2005

I have no clue why you are apologizing Doc. It wasn't you who crossed the line however, I do think that it would have been prudent had you, or Dark|Killer referred the individuals to my first joke.

It would have sent a proper message.




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Posted by Dark|Killer on Sun Oct 30th at 2:44pm 2005

Dr.Brasso, you have nothing to do with it, yet thank you for understanding, and underdog, none of your jokes had to do anything with my religion..
Lol, its just that i really dont like poeple making Jokes, on my religion..

Lets just get back to the topic <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by Andrei on Sun Oct 30th at 3:39pm 2005

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Nice jokes guys, but about the muslims joke, andrei, im a muslim here, and i really dont like people go off joking about my religion..

-Thank you


No offence intended, bud. And I wouldn't care so much if I were you, people joke about everything shamelessly anyway (including about my own religion and about people of transylvanian origin, like me, the bloody bastards!).

Ok, back on track:

How do you destroy an alb*ni*n tank? You shoot the guy that's pushing it.

What do you call two alb*ni*n soldiers armed with sticks on the beach? The coast guard.








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Posted by Dark|Killer on Sun Oct 30th at 3:46pm 2005

? quote:

? quote:
Nice jokes guys, but about the muslims joke, andrei, im a muslim here, and i really dont like people go off joking about my religion..

-Thank you


No offence intended, bud. And I wouldn't care so much if I were you, people joke about everything shamelessly anyway (including about my own religion).


Well, i guess you're right, hehe, its ok dude, this is a crazy world anyway :P

Anyway, i have loads of mother jokes, if its ok to post some here, here is an example:

Your mother is so fat, that when she passed by, i missed 5 tv commercials...
Your mother is so fat, that you can slap her butt and surf a wave...

I dont know if i can post them up here, they may look kinda rude, or more towards insulting...
If its ok to post more, tell me guys <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by Dr Brasso on Mon Oct 31st at 2:29am 2005

ok...ill try this again....

and btw dark....youve seen whats posted....use yer best common sense and good taste.....youll be fine im sure ...

Ole was working at the fish plant up nort in Duluth when he accidently cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in the Clinic and when he got there the Norsky doctor looked at
Ole and said, "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?" he said. "Lord - it's 2005! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you
bring da fingers?"

To which Ole says........ (Are you ready for this???)

"How da hell was I suppose to pick dem up? "

=================================

The US Postal Service recently issued a stamp with a picture of
President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.
In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.

This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made
the following three findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

3) It seems that people are just spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

shes 75 now.....im rteally gonna miss her if and when she kicks..... :/


Dr Brasso...





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Posted by Underdog on Mon Oct 31st at 2:59am 2005

It takes 3 things to learn how to fly.
1) Hard work.
2) Perseverance
3) Hard work.

You said hard work twice.
Thats be cause it takes twice as much work.

-Chicken Run



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Posted by FatStrings on Mon Oct 31st at 3:44am 2005

i thought you had to fall and miss the ground to fly




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Mon Oct 31st at 3:57am 2005

Yeah, Douglas Adams said that.

"All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss."



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Posted by Andrei on Mon Oct 31st at 1:05pm 2005

Hehe, reminds me of a joke our flight instructor made (note: he despises any aircraft without fixed wings):

Helicopters don't fly; they're just so ugly that the ground repeals them.



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Posted by Gaara on Fri Nov 4th at 9:33am 2005

Sorry Dark|Killer no offense intended.


Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.



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Posted by pepper on Fri Nov 4th at 4:26pm 2005

T'is a very nice quote:

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

? Dave Barry. There is no concourse D at O'Hare




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