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Posted by Crono on Tue Dec 20th at 9:49pm 2005

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"Blowjob?" -satchmo
"what?" - nurse
"Scalpel?" -satchmo
"Sca ... Scalpel" -nurse


Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Tue Dec 20th at 10:48pm 2005

Remember the opening movie of LucasArts SimCity style game Afterlife? What an awesome game.




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Posted by Underdog on Wed Dec 21st at 1:11am 2005

I noticed recently after 40+ odd years that I can finally hit the hole whenever I pee.

Seems that while sitting down the hole between the seat and the porcelain is just even with my dink and the underware on the other side catches most of the stream.

*ahem*

Oh uh, yeah, glad you got that whirr fixed Doc. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">




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Posted by satchmo on Wed Dec 21st at 1:29am 2005

I am looking at my schedule right now, and there is a strange complaint...

"Strip throat"

Okay...I guess I need a x-rated ray for that.




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