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Posted by Windows 98 on Mon Nov 7th at 11:50pm 2005

Finally a flash that speaks the truth (don't deny it. it is 100% true)

www.ebaumsworldsucks.com

Flash created by AlftF4, music created by Trapezoid. (SA Forum members, like myself)


The lyrics,

Once upon time
on the Internet there was a guy
a very deepy flawed man
they called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole
and nobody knows why

he traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon
from Something Awful on to Fark
with his trusty watermark
he stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld.com

it wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole
but did he care?
no not one bit
and then he had the nads
to sell some ads
what a piece of s**t
oh, Eric

Eric's quite a slut
other people's work has made him rich
he hired some male prostitutes
dressed them up three-piece suits
his faithful team of lawyers
made the Internet his bitch

'til Lowtax came along
punched him in the face and banged his mom
and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased
well, sadly that's a lie,
there's still an Ebaumsworld.com

but if we all join hands
and sing this song
then our call will reach the sky
and maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try

Ebaumsworld is going down
we gotta rise up from the underground
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
bout how stealing simply isn't cool
so right now we're making that our mission
and if that bastard doesn't listen
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"



Just some backround stuff for you non-SA members. Lowtax runs www.somethingawful.com. Eric Bauman runs Ebaum's World (no linky). Ebaum's sucks nut, and steals everything. Also, he directly linked a picture from SA and wasted a ton of bandwith, costing Lowtax a bunch of money.

Please pass along the flash and help with "Forum Rage Friday" on his site.

Mirrors will be appreciated please



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Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Nov 8th at 12:14am 2005

That's actually a quite Ingenious song. With nice animation.


I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Posted by French Toast on Tue Nov 8th at 1:49am 2005

I like eBaums world... sue me.




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Posted by Windows 98 on Tue Nov 8th at 2:01am 2005

? quote:
I like eBaums world... sue me.


/me adds French to hitlist




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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Nov 8th at 4:15am 2005

? quote:
I like eBaums world... sue me.


It's not the site as such that people have a problem with, it's his profiting off other peoples work which he claims as his own.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Nov 8th at 4:46am 2005

AND that he hotlinked to another site and used other ppl's bandwidth and made money off of it.


I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com



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Posted by Naklajat on Tue Nov 8th at 12:55pm 2005

I like the banner at the top of that site: "eBaum's World: media for dumbasses" Every time you watch one of those flash cartoons, God kills (in addition to a small amount of your humanity) a kitten... or puppy, or a little bunny... Think about that for a moment.

Seriously though, I don't really care for either of the sites mentioned, but from this catchy song's point of view, Eric Bauman is loser and should be thrown off the internet.



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Posted by FatStrings on Wed Nov 9th at 2:52am 2005

that made me laugh





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