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Posted by Dr Brasso on Thu Nov 17th at 1:37am 2005


The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

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Posted by French Toast on Thu Nov 17th at 1:38am 2005

I get number 6 a lot...




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Posted by Andrei on Thu Nov 17th at 9:27am 2005

? quote:
If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints



Oh s**t!




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Posted by SpoolE on Thu Nov 17th at 12:35pm 2005

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
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Ohoh, Ive been recieving all these at the moment :O And here is SA we have a lot of Bird Flu! Ive been having lots a fever, all my bones feel very achy, ive been feeling very tired, having sore stomachs and I suddenly feel very nauseas.




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Posted by OtZman on Thu Nov 17th at 12:44pm 2005

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If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints



Oh s**t!


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6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.


Oh s**t!






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Posted by Underdog on Fri Nov 18th at 10:24pm 2005

? quoting Dr Brasso

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Doc B...

Having sex with an ugly partner after a nightly binge can cause these effects as well. Is there any correlation between these two occurrences?




There is no history until something happens, then there is.



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Nov 19th at 1:56am 2005

Yes, Underdog, Bird Flu is closely related to Coyote Flu.

Coyote Flu is where you shag some ugly broad and when you wake up she's laying on your arm and like a coyote in a trap, you chew off your arm instead of waking her up. also accompanied by the symptoms.




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Posted by Andrei on Sat Nov 19th at 11:27am 2005

*mutters* Coyote Ugly is a crappy movie. *runs away*



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Posted by Underdog on Sun Nov 20th at 12:47am 2005

? quoting Nickelplate
Coyote Flu is where you shag some ugly broad and when you wake up she's laying on your arm and like a coyote in a trap, you chew off your arm instead of waking her up. also accompanied by the symptoms.

I always wondered about that. I just assume War wounds. Should have guessed that they were a bit young to be Vet's.

With my luck, if it happened to me the ugly person would have been on my good arm. Learning to brush my hair again would have truly sucked.




There is no history until something happens, then there is.




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