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Posted by satchmo on Thu Nov 17th at 9:46pm 2005

I just bought some new briefs, and I am shocked at how uncomfortable they are.

After wearing them for a while, the fabric starts riding up, until there is absolutely no room for the balls. It's like a medieval torture device.

I mean, who ever designed them? Did they have no regard for the comfort of the people wearing these?

I think I just wasted some good money.




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Posted by azelito on Thu Nov 17th at 9:53pm 2005

Dude, you bought womens panties.



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Posted by fishy on Thu Nov 17th at 10:17pm 2005

at times like this, i really miss Gwil.

hurry back soon, honey.




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Nov 17th at 10:46pm 2005

<img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif"> poor satchmo <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

methinks why all men isn't wearing boxers..


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Posted by ReNo on Thu Nov 17th at 10:53pm 2005

Boxers all the way for me, and normally the loose sort. I dig the freedom <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by satchmo on Thu Nov 17th at 10:56pm 2005

Let your boys loose huh?

I usually like the snugness, but just not the constriction sort.




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Posted by Gorbachev on Thu Nov 17th at 11:20pm 2005

Occasionally in the winter I'll wear boxer briefs, where it's somewhat snug, but has the extra material like boxers which removes the jock-strap effect of briefs. Otherwise boxers are the way to go, my girlfriend hates when I wear out of season boxers and I love doin' it. (I have these sweet hallowe'en ones with ghosties on 'em).




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Posted by French Toast on Thu Nov 17th at 11:57pm 2005

Boxers all the way, man. Lettin 'em hang loose is freedom. I got a pair of like... velvet boxers or something, they're great <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Posted by michael jackson on Fri Nov 18th at 1:21am 2005

I've got a cute little pair of monkey skin briefs that I got made out of Bubbles' skin after he died. Sometimes I like to wear them over the top of my pants.





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Posted by satchmo on Fri Nov 18th at 2:26am 2005

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Sometimes I like to wear them over the top of my pants.

But how can you masturbate when you're wearing that? I know you do it often enough to need easy access.




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Posted by French Toast on Fri Nov 18th at 2:28am 2005

I once had this really good ice cream, but I forgot what the flavour was...




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Nov 18th at 2:36am 2005

I'm a boxer guy, but I have one pair of boxer briefs for hiking trips. I kind of like it, and it makes me wish I had more.




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Posted by Crono on Fri Nov 18th at 2:42am 2005

I f**king hate inseams. They're almost never cut right (for me). On a lot of boxers I've bought they're either too low or too high, both suck. (Yes, I keep changing brands, then one product I buy starts changing their design style)

It's not so bad on pants, but still annoying as hell.

The same thing happens on shoes. I used to love Sketchers, because they were comfortable, now the instep is too narrow and high. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif"> (Only thing I found comfortable enough to not make my foot bleed were HushPuppies)

I think shirts are the only thing that have come close to general comfort. But even those sometimes are made terribly.

I wish I had money to get my clothes tailored.


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Posted by French Toast on Fri Nov 18th at 2:51am 2005

Shoes wise, nothing beats the comfort of skateboarding shoes. THey pad the s**t out of them, and they're sooooo comfy.




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Posted by parakeet on Fri Nov 18th at 3:05am 2005

Boxers all the way! much better to be open than lose the prospect of future children.


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Posted by satchmo on Fri Nov 18th at 3:11am 2005

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I kind of like it, and it makes me wish I had more

Are you saying you have brief-envy?

I can't wear boxers. They're too loose-fitting that I feel like I am wearing nothing at all.

Wearing boxers is like camping in an open area of the map--it lacks the security. I need a closed quarter to feel protected.




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Posted by FatStrings on Fri Nov 18th at 3:11am 2005

BOXORS ROXORS MY SOXORS!!!!

as far as shoes: adida's sombas, they're indoor socker shoes and once you wear them in they're soooooooo comfy

o, and soleless leather moccasins they're sweet too




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Posted by ReNo on Fri Nov 18th at 3:26am 2005

I agree with Frenchy on the shoes front - I haven't been skateboarding really for about 3/4 years now, but I doubt I'll ever come off them. So comfortable and I vastly prefer the beefy style to other shoe styles. Obviously they aren't suitable for all occasions, but they suffice for the vast majority <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> Even my dad wears skate shoes these days for the pure comfort of them <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Posted by FatStrings on Fri Nov 18th at 3:29am 2005

im not gonna lie, i had a near 3 year period of skateboard shoes and i cant make it 3 feet on a skateboard without falling on my ass, but i like the thin look of the sambas




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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Nov 18th at 6:27am 2005

I wear both boxers AND briefs. just not at the same time... well soemtimes, coz u gotta double up in case of accidents.. but it depends on what PANTS I'm wearing that day. some of my pants make boxers ride up, so i wear briefs. The secret to briefs is that when you put them on, you stick your fist in the front of them and stretch 'em out REALLY good so it makes a good space for your balls... That's not a joke, I do that and they're fine...

Satch, Apparently, tight briefs can cause Varicocoeles, yeah? I've get that for some reason, its a pain in the nuts... haha. boxers recommended.




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