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Posted by Crapceeper on Fri Nov 18th at 6:57am 2005

When I switched to boxers about 5 years ago it was quite a change. But soon I got used to them. They made me less sweat and stink.
Occasionally I use briefs as well. For training or stuff. But I came to realise that I need some briefs with enough space - otherwise they get itchy.. and scratchy.
All I can do is recconmend boxers. Or maybe even boxerbriefs. I got one, too.


I even got a pair of adidas indoor soccer shoes. Gosh they hurt my feet. I think I just need to put them on and walk for about ten minutes. After that I should do a breake.

Maybe you can giftwrap your new briefs and present them to some of your patients for christmas. Maybe then they will fit?


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Posted by fishy on Fri Nov 18th at 12:46pm 2005

you know, i've got serious doubts that someone who would jump straight in with 'wanker' insults, just in case someone MIGHT be insinuating something, is/would be in any way bright enough to become qualified as any kind of medical practitioner. or maybe standards are lower in whatever fantasy world you live in.


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Posted by Madedog on Fri Nov 18th at 2:22pm 2005

ona is good :P

Yes, as I said, i will repeat <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Boxers FTW <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">
The freedom is good and in case of a quickie you don't need to do anything else than just pull up one side...


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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Nov 18th at 4:13pm 2005

Pull up one side?




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Posted by Madedog on Fri Nov 18th at 4:39pm 2005

Well you know, the thing shirts have too (theirs are called "sleeves")


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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Nov 18th at 5:53pm 2005

Why wouldn't you just drop your pants? Or if you're so set on having sex with your boxers on... use the slit in the front.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Nov 19th at 1:53am 2005

? quoting Addicted to Morphine
Why wouldn't you just drop your pants? Or if you're so set on having sex with your boxers on... use the slit in the front.

Because I can't get that button undone!!!! plus, the fabric of the boxers takes up like half my penile length!




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Posted by French Toast on Sat Nov 19th at 2:11am 2005

Do'nt say that's sarcastic, it's true, and you want to look your biggest.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Nov 19th at 7:46am 2005

Lol. Why do I need to look my biggest?


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Posted by Finger on Sat Nov 19th at 9:01am 2005

I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.



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Posted by Underdog on Sat Nov 19th at 1:17pm 2005

? quoting Finger
I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.

Are we to assume that this practice also lead to your online namesake as well? Anyone who could aim well enough to poo through the hole must be skilled enough to wipe effectively with their finger. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">




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Posted by Dark Tree on Sat Nov 19th at 7:11pm 2005

? quoting Finger
I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.

LMAO




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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Nov 21st at 12:30am 2005

? quoting Dark Tree
? quoting Finger
I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.

LMAO

ROFL




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