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Posted by WarloK on Mon Nov 21st at 11:07pm 2005

The other day i started making up my own martial arts style. It sounds crude i know, yet still i thought it was cool.

I call the style Pok Kung Chi. It's a sort of Kung Fu, Tai Chi fusion. Please don't flame me, thinking i'm lame.

The First move is called The Swimming Palm Strike. The left wrist turns over the right arm as if to deflect a punch then the right arm goes for an open palm strike to the throat while you scream, "WAADDAAA!!!".

The second move is called Ledgendary Strike. It's a left snap kick to the chest, followed by a cresent spin kick to the neck. You have to do this 4 times.

Third move is called Hawk Cut. It's left palm to the stomach, right palm to the head, left spear strike to the spleen, right spear strike to the neck, left punch to the sturnum and right punch to the jaw.

These are the only moves that are really any good, but there are loads more i'm doing work on.

So, tell me what you think.





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Posted by French Toast on Mon Nov 21st at 11:16pm 2005

Yeah, go take it to the streets!




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Posted by satchmo on Mon Nov 21st at 11:34pm 2005

For me, nothings works better than letting out a silent but deadly one.

By the time my opponents passed out, they wouldn't even know what hit them.

And yes, I belong to the Clan of the Sphincters.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Nov 24th at 9:21am 2005

All that martial arts stuff never really seemed like much to me. I'm sure Jet Li and people like him could beat the crap out of me, but there is this guy at work who is a black-belt in something and I took him down in like 3 seconds... and normally I stab ppl with whatever is available, screwdrivers and stuff. one time i slashed a guy on the arm with the metal thing that i tore off of a floppy disk...

Anyway, I think that it's a lucky thing that I don't live near you because I would have to come fight you (no matter what the outcome) and get video of it for my website.

I was thinking about flaming you and calling you lame, but then i thought, nah, what's the point, everyone would think I was serious and call me an a-hole. lol




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Posted by Pvt.Scythe on Thu Nov 24th at 3:10pm 2005

Why can't you just shout something sensible like "Eat my shorts!" while you strike?



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Posted by FatStrings on Fri Nov 25th at 1:53am 2005

nickel, he doesn't count
he probably just bought the belt and claimed he was
hes no martial artist
hes even afraid of wasps




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Posted by Gaara on Fri Nov 25th at 4:49am 2005

Yes warlock,
Your martial art may rock,
But when all is said and done,
No kung foo gunna stop a bullet from a gun.


Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.



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Posted by Gorbachev on Fri Nov 25th at 6:36am 2005

Jade Empire already has 'Legendary Strike'. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Posted by Madedog on Fri Nov 25th at 7:03am 2005

Hmpf... another pair of disbelievers... WarloK, lets go together and beat the crap outta them and perhaps THEN they will believe <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">


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Posted by WarloK on Fri Nov 25th at 4:26pm 2005

Actually Gorbachev, i was kind of hoping no-one here had played Jade Empire.



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Posted by Gaara on Sat Nov 26th at 8:49am 2005

? quoting WarloK
Actually Gorbachev, i was kind of hoping no-one here had played Jade Empire.

Anywayz is Jade Empire any good? I played like half an hour into it and never went back to it.




Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.



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Posted by Finger on Sat Nov 26th at 12:24pm 2005

I didn't finish Jade Empire, but what I played I really enjoyed. Like any RPG, you usually have to put in a few solid hours of playtime before you really get sucked into the world.



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Posted by Naklajat on Sat Nov 26th at 3:00pm 2005

All the westernized martial arts are basicaly crap. { You pretty much have to train under someone who trained in Japan or China (depending on the style of course) under a real master. } (after reading this I realized its more of the dedication the teacher has to teaching what he knows and passing down the knowledge of the art. And the sensei has to know what he's doing too <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> ) From most of the dojos and teachers I've seen, the teachers are ripping the students off by overcharging them and training them poorly. If you've seen Napolean Dynamite, the Rex Kwon Do scene sums up my opinion of the majority of martial arts in America. Even among the same style there is a great deal of difference from teacher to teacher.

And I don't put much stock into all these styles where you make big exaggerated movements, a single straight strike to the eyes or throat will put you out of the fight. A good strike to the ribs will put most amatuers down with a broken rib or two. I'm not saying 'I could kick yer ass boy' I'm just trying to say that while you are spinning around for your dragon kick or whatever, you could easily get grabbed and shokinto'ed in the ribs or the base of your skull. Real martial arts aren't fun and games or showing off, they are self defense. They are designed to kill people.



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Posted by Andrei on Sat Nov 26th at 3:38pm 2005

The only fighting style I use is IL-Pun-Chou, which consists in a single universal move: a straight and unexpected blow in the face, making particular use of the knuckles. Should knock most people out cold.



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Posted by FatStrings on Sun Nov 27th at 2:15am 2005

try IL-Sho-ut-Chu




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Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Nov 27th at 2:27am 2005

There's a secret move called "Kick in the nuts." it's a very effective move. To do this: Bring your foot into contact with the assailants bollocks, hard.


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Posted by French Toast on Sun Nov 27th at 2:51am 2005

I use the fighting style known as Pahn-Ik. Sometimes called Rea-Tree-At. It consists of me yelling "Run Away" and doing such.




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Posted by Andrei on Sun Nov 27th at 10:38am 2005

? quote:
There's a secret move called "Kick in the nuts." it's a very effective move. To do this: Bring your foot into contact with the assailants bollocks, hard.


Only a pussy would kick someone in the nuts. That, or a woman.

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Posted by Finger on Sun Nov 27th at 12:10pm 2005

The only time I will ever end up in a fight, is if someone has me completely backed in a corner - if that's the case any goddamn thing is fair game. They'll be lucky to leave with nuts and eyeballs. I don't talk s**t, and I don't fight for show - if I'm pushed that far I've already lost all sense of 'ethics and sportsmanship'.



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Posted by Andrei on Sun Nov 27th at 3:53pm 2005

I usually avoid violence as much as I can, but when they push me too far I go into a berserker rage and practically act as if wanting to kill the adversary. This is because it's usually very hard to get me really mad, that's why I explode when someone actually manages to do it .
The stomach is IMO the (second) weakest spot in the human body (after the nuts, of course).

And I hate these laws that say you can't stab someone in self defence. You find yourself forced to obey your attacker, perhaps even stand still will the s**t is being kicked out of you, like some sort of human punching-bag.





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