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Posted by Dr Brasso on Fri Nov 25th at 5:12pm 2005

a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today...

Dr Brasso...





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Posted by SpoolE on Fri Nov 25th at 6:13pm 2005

Yes that is correct! <-------- Favriote speech!



I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.



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Posted by French Toast on Fri Nov 25th at 9:05pm 2005

Your mother is fat.




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Posted by Naklajat on Sun Nov 27th at 7:47am 2005

Your mom is so ugly I thought she was a man until you introduced her as your mother. Your dad is ugly too. I thought they were a gay couple. So, all things considered you're pretty lucky in the looks department... unless you're adopted, in which case you are ugly too.

Edit: Removed second 'all things considered'



=o




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