www.therichjerk.com And you MUST check it out! Pretty ammusing! Take that for arrogance! The FAQ is quite funny! Here are some quotes:
Q:I am a poor jerk. Will you send me some money?
A: No
Q: Do you want to be my partner and make millions together? I have a real good idea about how to make money, and I'd be doing you a favor.
A: No
Q: I can't afford your book. I'm poor, I'm stupid, I have one leg, I have arthritis, I can't move, can't type, can't talk, can't see, I have 17 kids, I'm divorced, my dog died, I once had a nosebleed, and I have an ingrown toenail. Can you give me a free copy of your book?
A: Ummmm...No
Q: Will you give me $10,000 to record a rap CD? I'm really good...check this out: I hit a cat with a bat, how do you like that, my rhymes are fat, I wear a hat, I once saw a rat.
A: HELL NO!!
Q: I hate you. You are mean, and obnoxious, and fake, and scammy, and rude, and stupid, and BS, and ugly, and I hate your mom, and you don't really have any money, and you are a liar, and a fraud, and blah blah blah. What do you think about that?
A: Put down the Schlitz, go outside your trailer, and get some fresh air.
Q: You've really got some nerve! You think you're better than me?
A: Yes. I'm a rich, arrogant ass, and I like it that way.
Q: If you don't give me your book for free, I'll tell everyone your book is crap, and I'll say bad things about you to the FTC, the Attorney General, the FBI, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, all the President's men, the Secret Service, the Humane Society, the 4H Club, the Church of Scientology, the FDA, Clickbank, Paypal, and the security guy at Wal-Mart.
A: Have you ever heard of being sued for libel and/or slander? I have a legal team on salary, which means I have to pay them every month whether they work or not. So if you'd like to give them something to do, that's fine. Regardless, I'll be relaxing in some exotic locale, while getting a massage from Helga.
Check out the site, lol!
