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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Dec 14th at 6:07am 2005

A friend gave this to me tonight, and I wanted to share it with you.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Dec 14th at 6:10am 2005

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Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.


That's one of the worst bits right there. I feel pretty bad for the dad.

Oedipus anyone?


Also -- as if to further illustrate Nickel's point: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4845715794200371561

Don't watch all of it, just skip to the end. The punchline if you will.




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Posted by Juim on Wed Dec 14th at 12:20pm 2005

The Image is too blurry can't read the text on that Google video. Transcript please. I'm dying to know what they were saying.


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Posted by SpoolE on Wed Dec 14th at 1:38pm 2005

""Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately,"

Lol, I remember that great game: The Prince of Persia (The old one, not the crappy new one)




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Posted by G4MER on Wed Dec 14th at 2:11pm 2005

Now thats pretty damn funny. The Video that is, the story is just sad.




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Dec 14th at 4:17pm 2005

I can't read the chatting on the video, but the look on the kids face at the end is priceless.

I'm sure its just silly cybersex anyway.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Dec 14th at 5:34pm 2005

Lol!

I think they're chatting in some scandanavian language or something I couldn't make it out...

"Prince of Pleasure" HAHAHAHAHA




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Dec 14th at 5:39pm 2005

The worst part about the article is that it insinuates that he's had cybersex with his mom.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Dec 14th at 5:53pm 2005

yeah, that's really gross.

But while we're on the subject, can someone tell me what exactly goes on during "cybersex?" Is it like Jackin' it and typing at the same time?




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Dec 14th at 7:47pm 2005

Guess so.

I figure it's something along the lines of:

Bang..... Bang..... Bang....

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Posted by FatStrings on Thu Dec 15th at 3:27am 2005

ouch





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Posted by Finger on Thu Dec 15th at 4:20am 2005

Oh man.. if there is a god, this is proof that he has a sense of humor.



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Posted by BlisTer on Thu Dec 15th at 2:11pm 2005

? quoting Nickelplate

I think they're chatting in some scandanavian language or something I couldn't make it out...

a bit more southern... dutch. the "girl" is constantly asking him to show himself, and asking "are you feeling hot?" The guy is like yeah. and he's asking to see her face etc.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Dec 15th at 4:09pm 2005

I thought i saw somw Danish characters. Oh well. I can't read Dutch, only Deutsch.


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Posted by HazardGameR^ on Thu Dec 15th at 5:10pm 2005

I didn't see any Danish characters... There's ?, ? and ? :P (? ?



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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Dec 16th at 6:28am 2005

? quoting HazardGameR^
I didn't see any Danish characters... There's ?, ? and ? (? ? ?)

You didn't see them because you're a very bad person. Only good boys and girls can see them.




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Posted by Paladin[NL] on Fri Dec 16th at 7:31am 2005

Gah, I hate those bloody Dutch guys that disgrace my beautifull country <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif"> It is Dutch ...
Good thing the guy get's owned in that movie <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by Mephs on Fri Dec 16th at 1:05pm 2005

And THAT is why I'm glad most of my family are completely computer illiterate. Although it kind of reminds me of the even worse story, where a guy killed himself because his girlfriend fell in love with another man online....who was actually him all along.




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Posted by BlisTer on Fri Dec 16th at 5:17pm 2005

? quoting Mephs
a guy killed himself because his girlfriend fell in love with another man online....who was actually him all along.

ouch thats an interesting yet cruel experiment he did. like trying to seduce her to see if she would cheat on him. cruel on himself and cruel on her. really makes you think.




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Posted by OtZman on Fri Dec 16th at 6:08pm 2005

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? quoting Mephs
a guy killed himself because his girlfriend fell in love with another man online....who was actually him all along.

ouch thats an interesting yet cruel experiment he did. like trying to seduce her to see if she would cheat on him. cruel on himself and cruel on her. really makes you think.


Meh, nothing to kill yourself over, it was his own fault.

And after seeing that movie clip and reading the story I'm tempted to pretend being someone else and try to seduce some horny 50 y/o.



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