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Posted by Biological Component on Fri Dec 16th at 7:28pm 2005

lmao



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 16th at 7:35pm 2005

That just seems sketchy OtZman <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Like you're asking for a trouble. Who knows, you might end up with a stalker.




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Posted by Biological Component on Fri Dec 16th at 7:42pm 2005

I can just see it now:

"Snarkpit regular decides to have fun by pretending to be someone else and trying to seduce horny 50 year, only to discover that the person they were dating online was also a Snarkpitter."



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Posted by wil5on on Fri Dec 16th at 10:28pm 2005

Orpheus!


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Posted by Underdog on Fri Dec 16th at 10:32pm 2005

Do we even have a 50 year old member?

Sadly, I have seen some 50 year olds who don't look nearly as old as they once did. Either I am getting to like older or, the bile taste in my mouth.




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Posted by OtZman on Fri Dec 16th at 11:12pm 2005

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That just seems sketchy OtZman Like you're asking for a trouble. Who knows, you might end up with a stalker.


Don't think they would stalk me no more after finding out my true identity. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">

It would be fun to pretend to be a 14 y/o girl on one of those online teenage communities, see if I could cheat one of those desperate middle-aged men lurching around there.



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 16th at 11:17pm 2005

You know, they have government agents here in the US who do that for a living, but mostly to track down child pornographers and molesters. Maybe you should move over here and get paid to do it!




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Posted by Underdog on Fri Dec 16th at 11:31pm 2005

? quoting OtZman

It would be fun to pretend to be a 14 y/o girl

As long as you do not do it here. One Lil was enough to last a lifetime.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Dec 17th at 7:38am 2005

a bigger problem is 14 y/o's that pretend to be like 19 and then after they seduce some guy, they scream "RAPE!"

stupid hoes...




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Posted by Finger on Sat Dec 17th at 8:29am 2005

I'm going to pretend to be a hot chick, and try to seduce myself.......

wow, that was quick. I'm easy.

Speaking of the Dutch. I must say, you're country is beautiful. I lived in Terneuzen for 3 years as a teenager, and loved every second of that place. I still buy Double Zout licorice sometimes. I love taking it to work and watching my coworkers faces melt when they get a mouthful of that salty Dutch treat.

Mmmm... to be 15 again, living in Holland. The beer dispensing machines at our apartment. The topless beaches. The beautiful women hopping into the sauna, in their birthday suit. The wind, the rain, the bikes.... I could go on forever.





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Posted by BlisTer on Sat Dec 17th at 3:03pm 2005

? quoting Nickelplate
a bigger problem is 14 y/o's that pretend to be like 19 and then after they seduce some guy, they scream "RAPE!"

stupid hoes...



ouch, sounds like experience talking :P

? quoting Finger
Mmmm... to be 15 again, living in Holland. The beer dispensing machines at our apartment. The topless beaches. The beautiful women hopping into the sauna, in their birthday suit. The wind, the rain, the bikes.... I could go on forever


i would add: their djs and big festivals (DanceValley,Mysteryland,Sensation,and lots of other smaller ones). The Dutch have an extreme dresscode too at these festivals. I know a few crazy dutch girls, hella fun <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> But dont give them too much credit, e.g. our beer and fries are way better





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Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Dec 20th at 12:26am 2005

? quoting BlisTer

ouch, sounds like experience talking

Not my experience, but a guy I graduated highschool with, yeah. she told him she was 19. He should have been tipped off by the lack of breasts and pubic hair. Oh well, he was stupid..




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Posted by Biological Component on Tue Dec 20th at 4:20am 2005

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...living in Holland. The beer dispensing machines at our apartment. The topless beaches. The beautiful women hopping into the sauna, in their birthday suit. The wind, the rain, the bikes....


Sounds like some kind of Nirvana...




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