Congrats! Sweet baby you got there! Where'd it come from?
Merry Christmas Reilan and all the Weldons.
My wife and I are going to have like 12 kids (I guess we don't beleive in birth control, WTF?), so let me know how this one goes and what all the secrets are.
I've changed probably over a thousand diapers already, and I don't even have any children yet.
By the way, I just saw a patient whose name is pronounced exactly the same way as "areola". How unfortunate.
OMG. I'm naming one of my kids "Clitoral Prepuce." pretty sweet name, eh?
By the way, I just saw a patient whose name is pronounced exactly the same way as "areola". How unfortunate.
I have a niece who is named after a damned onion. "Vidalia"
Poor child. 
My first son did that "Magic pee" stunt a few times. He managed to stream it across the living room once, a feat of just about 12 feet or so. Kids have bladder muscles from hell.
What you need to prepare yourself for though is magic poop. Children have a way of making it appear at the most inopportune times. Mostly during sex and in movie theaters. The truly magic moment is when they do the anti-gravity poop. It comes out the top of the diaper and seems to float all the way up to their chins while in their carriers. 
18 months? man time just swooped by.
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.Yeah, there for awhile I thought that my monitor radiation was shrinking my bollocks...
Dear Santa,
I really need an LCD monitor.
Love,
"Grapenuts"
Yeah, there for awhile I thought that my monitor radiation was shrinking my bollocks...
i see you're still looking for excuses for your SMALL problem..
Yeah, there for awhile I thought that my monitor radiation was shrinking my bollocks...
i see you're still looking for excuses for your SMALL problem..
Sadly, tis a fact that most mens biggest secret is about their smallest appendage.
Not that I am speaking from personal experience or nothin.
(insert razz sound here)
Wrong answer me bucko. I was in the military. A place with few secrets, especially with showers that have 10 or 12 shower heads.
One thing that will make you sleep better at night is, if women needed a massive tool to get them off, they'd not be able to do themselves with their tiny fingers. Keep that in mind next time you feel inadequate. 
Yes and No.
I never feel small because someone else has a 9 inch wanger, I feel that when compared to a womans finger that I am just about perfect. " SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">
I am not telling. You brought up size. I was just clarifying that you seem to be a bit disillusioned thats all.
If I crossed into no mans land its all your fault.
