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Posted by Biological Component on Fri Dec 23rd at 8:03pm 2005

Now we just need to convince Lep to XMas-ize his av...



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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Dec 23rd at 10:24pm 2005

What do you mean I need a hair cut? Maybe you need to grow your hair eh? I'll have you know in the winter months this hair keeps my neck nice and warm, plus that picture is old and a wierd angle, and it makes my bum look big Seriously though, it was scabby that day.

On top of that, if you look at the gallery, you'll notice the most respected members all have long hair Look at Reno and his bush, and Supercrazy, who seems to have dissapeared...

I'll upload my scarily similar Michael Jackson picture for comedy value- please note, I don't look anything like him, this is just fluke!




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Posted by French Toast on Fri Dec 23rd at 10:57pm 2005

And me! I need to get a haircut...




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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:06pm 2005

No we don't, statistics show that womens fantasies of men are generally of a muscly long haired bloke :P

/me grows muscle...




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:10pm 2005

Hey guys, whats the difference between Michael Jackson (Myrk-) and Acne?


Just kidding. Don't answer that one... it'll get you in trouble.




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Posted by Underdog on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:23pm 2005

? quoting Myrk-
No we don't, statistics show that womens fantasies of men are generally of a muscly long haired bloke

Somebody lied to you chum.. Most muscle bound types have crew cut hair and a babe on each shoulder.




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:27pm 2005

http://images.google.com/images?q=fabio&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images




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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:28pm 2005

But if they had long hair, they'd have more chicks- don't you watch TV at all?

Perfect example, the Herbal Essences advert- long hair, toned, has fit chick and is the fantasy of the woman.




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Posted by ReNo on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:29pm 2005

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Look at Reno and his bush, and Supercrazy, who seems to have dissapeared...


I just changed my picture as I had my haircut, so I'm afraid I'm no longer really in the long hair club :P




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:32pm 2005

I beg to differ ReNo, it's still rather long and mullety. I'm tempted to post a picture of me with longer hair...




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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:34pm 2005

I'll tell you this:

  1. Women's fantasy men are becoming more and more feminine each day. Like these "metrosexual" boy-band "Lance" guys...
  2. I grew my hair out and girls just told me to cut it.
  3. I cut my hair when i was good and ready and they told me they liked it long.




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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:36pm 2005

It all depends on your bone structure and face etc- long hair doesn't suit everyone, my flatmate being a shining example lol.


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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:38pm 2005

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It all depends on your bone structure and face etc- long hair doesn't suit everyone, my flatmate being a shining example lol.


Example #2:
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I didn't like my hair that long. It was a f**king bitch to keep it from looking like a birds nest since I was always in the pool. Its short now, and I'm keeping it that way.




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Posted by Underdog on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:51pm 2005

? quoting Addicted to Morphine
http://images.google.com/images?q=fabio&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

The chickens look more sexy than the fago picture of the girlyman.

Long hair may be in style in some locals, but its not universal I promise. I got lots more girls as a youth with short hair and muscles than long hair and muscles. And yes, I did it both ways.

Sadly, I saw a kid yesterday at Wal-Mart about 15ish. He had on boys pants, boys shirt, boys shoes and girls ear rings. Now, I will be the first to admit that there is no such thing as a mans ear ring BUT, some are more man than others. This kid had a jewel the size of a dime hooked to his lobe and it sorta looked diamondish. Probably a cubit zirconium (however its spelled) but the point is, it was the size of a freaking marble.

Kids, they worry me. Parents who allow the confusion is another issue too. His parents were there and evidently condoned his Jewry choices.




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Dec 23rd at 11:59pm 2005

It's the bling UD! All the rage these days... maybe if he smiled at you you'd see his diamond studded teeth.

Definition of Bling... just in case: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&defl=en&q=define:Bling




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Posted by Crono on Sat Dec 24th at 12:19am 2005

There's an Eid around now. The last one was last month when Ramadan ended. They rotate, by the way. They go every ... 12th new moon, is ramadan, then Eid, then a month later is another Eid. I forget the name for them, they both have special names.

I was just talking to my dad about this last night, actually.

Don't celebrate the second Eid really ... have no one to share the sheep with <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif"> That and it's pretty expensive now.


Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Posted by Biological Component on Sat Dec 24th at 12:29am 2005

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Heh...I guess that Samson-like features dont make you exempt from your woman's wrath, though...

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Now, I will be the first to admit that there is no such thing as a mans ear ring


What about pirates? Pirates wear earrings, and who can POSSIBLY be more manly than a pirate?

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Posted by Myrk- on Sat Dec 24th at 12:29am 2005

If I didn't know better, I'd say long haired Heman here has a hawt chick by him...

Also, heres an amazing debate whilst talking on the subject-

Which would win? Pirates or Ninjas?

This does include both bands of pirates/ninjas, and single one on one battles. Now before posting your answer, think of every aspect of each one... The argument will never end!




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Dec 24th at 1:01am 2005

Ninjas, no doubt.

And Fabio got hit by a bird in the face while on a rollercoaster... it was no woman.




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Posted by Biological Component on Sat Dec 24th at 1:17am 2005

It was prolly a female bird.

Okay, one on one, I have to say that a ninja has the upper-hand with his super agility, as long as he can dodge that sword.

Band of pirates > band of ninjas, because the pirates will bombard the ninjas with canon fire, then as they come ashore they let loose with their pitols, and by the time hand-to-hand combat is on, most of the ninjas are shot. Especially during the daytime, where the ninjas lose their stealth, and they are vulnerable. Now, I know the ninjas might have bows and shurikens, but these are obsolete compared to the speed and accuracy of a good ol' firearm. Plus, the pirates have godlike constitutions and one might keep going even if there is an arrow stuck in his body.

Oh, and there is only one thing that's gonna convince the pirates to attack the ninjas, and that is their treasure and their women, and nothing is gonna stop a hoard of pirates in search of booty. (both kinds)




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