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Posted by Underdog on Sat Dec 24th at 1:20am 2005

Putting things in perspective gents. The grand professions of Pirating and Ninja. The Ninja are still around, have been for centuries I think. Pirating is not so common. Its still around perchance but not nearly as glorified.




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Posted by wil5on on Sat Dec 24th at 1:45am 2005

Ninjas havent changed for hundreds of years. Pirates keep up with the latest technology, hence in a confrontation, Pirates will have the advantage.


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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Dec 24th at 1:49am 2005

I don't think we're talking about modern day pirates who wield AK-47s.

I thought we were talking about the swashbuckling rope swinging "Treasure Island" type pirates.




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Posted by ZombieLoffe on Sat Dec 24th at 1:51am 2005

If said pirate happens to be a wizard, he'd clearly win with spells and whatnot. If not, the ninja will just flip out and kill everything, cause that's what they do.
Conclusion, wizard pirate > ninja > pirate.



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Posted by French Toast on Sat Dec 24th at 2:18am 2005

Pirates. Take a look at their assbeating power.






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Posted by Underdog on Sat Dec 24th at 2:20am 2005

Frenchy, you need help.


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Posted by French Toast on Sat Dec 24th at 2:22am 2005

Comeon, no pirate discussion goes without a link to Maddox.

But really, one of my friends was a pirate for Halloween, another a ninja. They fought it out and the pirate won.

At this time I'd like to give kudos to Myrk- for finding me my christmas avatar. woo!




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Posted by wil5on on Sat Dec 24th at 2:37am 2005

? quoting Addicted to Morphine
I don't think we're talking about modern day pirates who wield AK-47s.

I thought we were talking about the swashbuckling rope swinging "Treasure Island" type pirates.

Still, the fact that they can use modern technology shows that they can adapt. A ninja wont use an AK-47, theyll say its not honourable or something, but the fact is theyre unable to use a variety of weapons. A pirate can use any weapon.




"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"
- My yr11 Economics teacher



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Dec 24th at 2:50am 2005

The poison ball of rice trumps all, right Underdog?




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Posted by G4MER on Sat Dec 24th at 3:00am 2005

I dont know bout all that.. im Bald and fat, and im married to an Exotic Dancer.. I have never had any problems bagging the babe.. but then again.. I think its more atitude than long hair.

Cause every women knows BALD is beautiful..



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Dec 24th at 3:02am 2005

Moneyshot, my grandfather used to say... God only created so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.

Edit: I finally got around to updating my avatar. It's all Christmasy now. I did it in MSPaint on my laptop which is currently without a mouse. It is next to impossible to draw anything with only the nub.




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Posted by Myrk- on Sat Dec 24th at 11:24am 2005

Looks very professional, and not that much more skillful than that guy who traces stuff in the concept art thread :P

As for pirates vs ninjas, it all depends on the situation, I just felt like stirring up a wierd debate :P Ninjas hide away and pirates never find them, but ninjas get pirates in thier sleep, but pirates don't sleep in the night often 'cus they drink, but pirates can sail away! Theres more aspects, but I can't think of them all.




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Posted by Dark|Killer on Sat Dec 24th at 12:25pm 2005

Hey all, its been a long time since iv been in this forum, well, im happy to see you all

Merry Christmas to you all <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

( note : My alien friends had to wear their new outfit too )
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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.



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Posted by French Toast on Sat Dec 24th at 1:41pm 2005

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Cause every women knows BALD is beautiful..


I think it's more because women are vain and they can use your forehead as a mirror to apply makeup.




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Posted by Gwil on Sat Dec 24th at 1:53pm 2005

Merry Stalinmas!

Sucks that I couldn't find a good enough colour photo of ol' Joe to make him Christmassy, but it'll suffice. Ties in with this new fashion of BLACK christmas trees.

Weird.




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Posted by Myrk- on Sat Dec 24th at 1:56pm 2005

Huzzah! After a week of bitching, lep implemented my other plan for the snarks...

If you don't like the snarks, blow 'em out of the sky!




-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Posted by Andrei on Sat Dec 24th at 2:46pm 2005

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Merry Stalinmas!




Likewise, comrade. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">






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Posted by Underdog on Sat Dec 24th at 3:30pm 2005

? quoting Myrk-
Huzzah! After a week of bitching, lep implemented my other plan for the snarks...

If you don't like the snarks, blow 'em out of the sky!

Thats quite funny. And it looks like he increased the quantity as well.




There is no history until something happens, then there is.



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Dec 24th at 3:49pm 2005

Wow... shooting a snark out of my way so I can click on a thread is oddly satisfying.

The quantity doesn't seem to have changed on my end.




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Posted by Underdog on Sat Dec 24th at 3:58pm 2005

Oh my, they can be totally eliminated as well. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">


There is no history until something happens, then there is.




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