The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Dec 25th at 6:38am 2005


T'was the night before christmas and all throught the 'pit,
not a user was stirring, even tracer_bullet;
The snarksnow was falling from the tops of our screens,
St. Leperous had updated the server machines!!!

The newbies were nestled all snug in thier beds
while visions of killboxes danced in thier heads
and ReNo in Scotland, and I in US,
Had just started up for VALVe's mapping contest,

When up on the forum there rose such a post,
It was from '99: it was back like a ghost!
a newbie resurrected it, being a dick.
and Gwil put an end to that thread pretty quick!

the posting on the forums had lately been slow
Cause users were out on vacation, you know,
I pushed the refresh and when I turned around,
t'was "General Banter", with Snarks falling down!

With a nice freindly Admin, full of knowledge and pep,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Lep.
More rapid than eagles the regulars came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, ReNo! now, Orpheus! now, Cassius and Mephs!
On, Andrei! on Ballblue! on, Crono and scary_jeff!
To the General Banter! to the forum of maps!"
and they all left editing tips, tutorials and crap.

And he gave us all profiles and SnarkMarks and things
And away Lep'rous flew like a snarkling with wings.
But I read his new thread, ere he logged out of site,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"




I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Myrk- on Sun Dec 25th at 12:31pm 2005


Bravo, great poem!


-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-



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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by French Toast on Sun Dec 25th at 1:25pm 2005


I love it, but change it from happy christmas to merry christmas, and fix the last line of the third stanza; "an and that that"




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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Orpheus on Sun Dec 25th at 3:20pm 2005


Heard about this all the way from MSN. Wouldn't be surprised if its not circling the globe as we speak.

Good job, for a Missourian that is. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">





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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Dr Brasso on Sun Dec 25th at 3:52pm 2005


well i 'll be damned.....heya jon....merry christmas bud.....

and to all ye pitters, a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...

Doc B...

ps....where are my manners?....nice work nickel....mad skillz <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">





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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by gimpinthesink on Sun Dec 25th at 3:54pm 2005


Heh Love the poem Nickel



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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Dec 25th at 6:33pm 2005


This poem single handedly turned Nickle into a hero 1 year ago Ah, I remember when this first appeared...

I love it!

Oh and lmao at Orphs avatar <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">



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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by French Toast on Sun Dec 25th at 6:37pm 2005


yay Orph is back!




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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Dec 25th at 7:14pm 2005


You know I love you guys!

Orph, it's great to see you back, and Merry Christmas!!! (and fun avatar, too!)




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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by KoRnFlakes on Sun Dec 25th at 7:15pm 2005


n1 nick, allo orph.






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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Orpheus on Sun Dec 25th at 7:24pm 2005


? quoting G.Ballblue


Oh and lmao at Orphs avatar

Seemed fitting. Many had Christmassy Avatar's for the occasion so I altered mine this morning. Not that great with editing images but it serves.

I was giggling while I edited out the drip. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">





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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Orpheus on Sun Dec 25th at 7:51pm 2005


[edit] This might belong better in a poem thread instead.

Christmas and Snarkpit, one thing we can share,
Tis friendships and feelings, all kinds to beware,
Christmas the time, for oldtimers and new,
To gain some respect, for those before you.

Snarkpit and Christmas, a time to forgive,
Snarkpit's the place, we all would have lived,
If only the time, we all would have stayed,
more to the point, we stay anyway.

A tribute to old, or a tribute to new,
we all should be thankful, for Lep and his crew,
If Snarkpit should falter, or begin to grow old,
lets all hope we can, continue to hold.

Snarkpit remains, for all but a few,
lets all just have hope, we gain some anew,
Lets all give thanks, to those who have made,
Snarkpits the place, we all came and played.

Merry Christmas fellas.
Jon & Brenda Rickenbacker





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Dec 25th at 8:07pm 2005


*snif* Thanks, Orph, et al.




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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Myrk- on Sun Dec 25th at 8:33pm 2005


Kickass poem... When our printer is fixed I'll be sure to print these out on nice christmassy paper and frame them in leps room lol!


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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Orpheus on Sun Dec 25th at 9:07pm 2005


FRAME WORTHY!

*blushes*

hardly.





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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Dec 25th at 9:17pm 2005


/blows up a few Christmas snarks


Nice poem Orph <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Not to much more to say then that, but nice poem indeed <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">


/kudos



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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by G4MER on Sun Dec 25th at 9:25pm 2005


Im glad to see my dear old budy Orpheus back around.. Missed ya man.. hows the bus delievery biz?

great Poems, and additions to it.. MERRY CHRISTMAS you old Building and LOAN.. err I mean SnarkPIT!




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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Forceflow on Mon Dec 26th at 9:00pm 2005


fantastic piece of poetry.


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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by fraggard on Tue Dec 27th at 1:59am 2005


Great stuff, both of them are brilliant.




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Re: The Snarkpit Christmas Poem
Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Tue Dec 27th at 3:26am 2005


Thanks for sharing those.





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