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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jan 7th at 1:18am 2006

An old man is sitting on a bench in a mall and young teen walks up to him and sits down. The teen has yellow and green spike hair and black make-up around his eyes. The old man just stares at him. Finally, the teen says,

"Haven't you ever done anything wild before old man?"

"Yeah", he says "When I was younger I got drunk and screwed a parrot, I just thought for a second that you might have been my son" <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">





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Posted by Dr Brasso on Sat Jan 7th at 1:30am 2006

excellent....<img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">

ill have to see what mom's up to...<img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">

Doc B...:dodgy:





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Posted by French Toast on Sat Jan 7th at 4:46am 2006

Blonde jokes piss me off, but this had me rofling.




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Jan 7th at 4:57am 2006

Nice. I like that one.




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Posted by French Toast on Sat Jan 7th at 5:27am 2006

Got it from the FF forums <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




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Posted by omegaslayer on Sat Jan 7th at 6:04am 2006

Yeah that was a great joke
*Looks around



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Sat Jan 7th at 7:40am 2006

German/Brit: You know, American beer is just like making love in a boat!

American: Oh yeah?

German/Brit: Yeah. It's f**king close to water.




Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.



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Posted by mazemaster on Sat Jan 7th at 8:10am 2006

? quote:Blonde jokes piss me off, but this had me rofling.


Wow, that thing is still going?!? Thats what, 3 years since it last came through here?


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Posted by Cassius on Sat Jan 7th at 8:30am 2006

? quoting Tracer Bullet
German/Brit: You know, American beer is just like making love in a boat!

American: Oh yeah?

German/Brit: Yeah. It's f**king close to water.

That's horrible. Did you think it up yourself?





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Posted by Andrei on Sat Jan 7th at 9:01am 2006


1941. Two german spies enter a pub in London. They approach the bartender.
"Two gins, please" said one of them.
"Dry?" asked the bartender, to which the other spy replied "Nein, nicht drei! Zwei!!!"

What's truly funny is that my grandmother told me that one.




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Posted by BlisTer on Sun Jan 8th at 2:37am 2006

http://www.snarkpit.net/forums.php?forum=1&topic=5639&start=30

(browse down for mine)




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Posted by French Toast on Sun Jan 8th at 2:39am 2006

I'd like you to make me a mocha-caramel-hazelnut frappe, with raspberry syrup, whipped cream, and a pinch of nutmeg.

Then I'd like you to shove it up your ass and make me a coffee.



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Jan 8th at 2:59am 2006

? quoting Andrei

1941. Two german spies enter a pub in London. They approach the bartender.
"Two gins, please" said one of them.
"Dry?" asked the bartender, to which the other spy replied "Nein, nicht drei! Zwei!!!"

What's truly funny is that my grandmother told me that one.

Lawl. I like germans... they're funny.




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Posted by FatStrings on Sun Jan 8th at 3:20am 2006

? quote:
Blonde jokes piss me off, but this had me rofling.


caught on quick, but just out of curiousity i kept clicking and noticed that after maybe the 25th or so link it starts cycling over again




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Posted by Foxpup on Sun Jan 8th at 4:22am 2006

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, "Howard. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality. "Howard, You're a veterinarian."


Better to be in denial than to be human.

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Posted by FatStrings on Sun Jan 8th at 4:29am 2006

ROFL!!!!
my dad's a vet




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Posted by Hugh on Sun Jan 8th at 9:57am 2006

A chicken and an egg are in bed, doing the deed. Half an hour later, the chicken lights up a cig and the egg puts its... shell back on and gets ready to leave.

The chicken puffs and says "Well, I guess we answered that question."

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

"Hey, don't expect me to get hard, I just got laid!"




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Posted by Andrei on Sun Jan 8th at 12:51pm 2006

When Nixon visited the USSR, Brezhnev showed him a Soviet phone of the latest technology in which it was possible to call Hell. Nixon called the Devil. The conversation cost only 27 Kopecks.

Upon returning to America, Nixon told everyone about the Soviet marvel. But as it turned out such a phone had been invented in America a long time ago. Nixon again called Hell, but this time the conversation cost 12 thousand dollars!

Nixon, understandedly upset, cried, 'But in the USSR a phone call to Hell costs only 27 kopecks!'

'Yes sir, but there it was a local call.'



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Posted by BlisTer on Sun Jan 8th at 4:39pm 2006

? quoting Hugh
A chicken and an egg are in bed, doing the deed. Half an hour later, the chicken lights up a cig and the egg puts its... shell back on and gets ready to leave.

The chicken puffs and says "Well, I guess we answered that question."

had me lol <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">




These words are my diaries screaming out loud



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Posted by Windows 98 on Sun Jan 8th at 5:24pm 2006

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_007215314.html

Is it bad I laughed at that?




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