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Posted by Orpheus on Fri Feb 17th at 5:31pm 2006


While coming home yesterday from Kentucky, I happen to be passing through Missouri and tuned in a local FM station on the radio. It seems that a local town in Missouri has been teaching terrorist, or assumed terroristic peoples how to drive semi-tractor trailer rigs.

I was laughing so hard that I just had to post it here. Imagining a terrorist driving a big truck and causing chaos. Like the streets were safe and they would be a threat. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

Anyway, the story went on to say that the community is 95% white and the rise in middle eastern graduates at the school was.. abnormally high.





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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Feb 18th at 2:32am 2006


AHHH!!! That's my town!!!!

There is not a Mosque for like 100 miles in any direction...




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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Feb 18th at 2:48am 2006


/me knows, thats why I was laughing so hard. I was imagining your face when you heard that someone local was being accused.. In bumfuche Missouri to boot. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

Is there a driving school there'bouts?





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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Feb 18th at 2:59am 2006


I'll have you know that Bumfuche is about 15 miles east of West Plains.

And I don't know of any driving school. Just some shady truck stops.




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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Feb 18th at 3:21am 2006


Well, I've been through, been to and been around West Plains a number of times. I adopted one of my Mustangs from the sale barn. (horse, not ford)

I to do not recall a trucking school, but I wasn't looking for one either.

*shrugs*

oh well... your burg made the news.





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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Feb 18th at 3:25am 2006


? quoting Orpheus
oh well... your burg made the news.

Yeah, for terrorism, lol.

It's a shame you didn't get a Ford Mustang. Now you're stuck with some stinky REAL horse...




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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Feb 18th at 3:43am 2006


? quoting Nickelplate
It's a shame you didn't get a Ford Mustang. Now you're stuck with some stinky REAL horse...

*giggles*

Yeah, but they're my babies.

Sadly, when I was about your age, I had the chance to get a 65' Mustang for $250.00.

I was so poor that it was impossible to get that kind of cash. In fact, the guy had more than one of them to sell. All hulkers but definitely salvageable.

Shame I cannot come across deals like that now. 250 would be about... a week to get at most. I got the 3,000 bucks I needed for my truck from my boss in about as long as it took to get him on the phone.





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Posted by **Dedi** on Sat Feb 18th at 1:21pm 2006


? quoting fishy
Here's one for your mum, Doc.

Mrs. Parks, asked her class,
"Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to
tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The
body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the
pupil of the eye Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
(1) You have a dirty mind,
(2) you didn't read your homework, and
(3) one day, when you're older, you are going to be very, very
disappointed."

Hey fishy, do I have your permission to show this to my MSN contacts? That is seriously a good one! I cracked up in the middle of the night. Lol.





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Posted by Gwil on Sat Feb 18th at 1:26pm 2006


I wouldn't worry too much about it. My city made international news when two suicide bombers in Tel Aviv turned out to have travelled all the way from Derby to the West Bank.






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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Feb 18th at 1:33pm 2006


? quoting Gwil
I wouldn't worry too much about it. My city made international news when two suicide bombers in Tel Aviv turned out to have travelled all the way from Derby to the West Bank.


*whispers*

Who are you talking to bud?





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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Apr 27th at 12:08am 2006


Heard on the FM radio recently.

How can you tell if you are getting fat?

When you ease into the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.





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Posted by Hugh on Sat Apr 29th at 11:36am 2006


My friend told me this one this evening (no, the joke isn't that I have a friend, regardless of its inherent hilarity):

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip!




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Posted by French Toast on Sat Apr 29th at 1:31pm 2006


Hahahaa, that's great <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by FatStrings on Sun Apr 30th at 4:29am 2006


nice




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 26th at 12:20pm 2007


Heard this on "Who's line is it anyway" Yesterday:

(Paraphrasing)

The scene is two guys paddling a canoe on a river in Africa.

#1- Watch those Hippopotamus, they can rip a man to shreds.
#2- What about a woman?
#1- Yeah, they've been known to rip a man in shreds too.

The scene goes on, but that part had me rolling and pissing.

One thing I never noticed till yesterday though. There is a s**tload of anti-Americanism on that show... At least yesterdays was. Funny, I have been watching it for years and never noticed.





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Posted by French Toast on Mon Mar 26th at 8:28pm 2007


? quote:
There is a s**tload of anti-Americanism on that show... At least yesterdays was. Funny, I have been watching it for years and never noticed.


Are you happy/sad/impartial?

And is this the Drew Carey version or the british (original) version?




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 26th at 8:49pm 2007


? quoting French Toast

And is this the Drew Carey version or the british (original) version?

You're kidding, right?

I know there is two versions, but why ever would the British version have anything against America.

[EDIT]

? quoting French Toast
Are you happy/sad/impartial?

Actually I am just surprised. I honestly didn't think they would let stuff like that slip into a program.

TBH, I never think about it much because for Americans, or Americans I know, its not an everyday subject. I mean no one here says "Did you hear what Scotland, or Ireland or Blahland did now?"

No one in the States that I know, would even bother to worry about what another country did, or does. (Excepting Mexico, which is another matter AND one I disagree on)

What I am trying to say is, no one I know has the time or inclination. In fact, whether its baseless or not, I find it very difficult for any nation to have time to worry about another in such a way.

So to answer your question: "Impartial"
I know that Britain is hardly guilt free with regards to how detrimental they've been through history, but that has nothing to do with me or mine.





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Posted by FatStrings on Wed Mar 28th at 12:49am 2007


This conversation occurred at my school today between two of the local hillbillies I have the pleasure of educating with:

1: Hey man, if I give some money to this fund raiser will that help me get to heaven.
2: I think so, doing good things is supposed to get you there.
1: Good, cuz I've been burnt before and it sucks.

not a direct quote but the point gets across

this was a serious intellectual conversation though and not the lack of sarcasm text




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Posted by reaper47 on Wed Mar 28th at 10:19am 2007


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Posted by Naklajat on Wed Mar 28th at 2:29pm 2007


Here is a convincing argument using similar logic <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Yes, it's satire


=o




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