That was an accurate description of aaron_da_killa's worldview.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by $loth on Tue Sep 25th at 6:12pm 2007
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Posted by $loth on Tue Sep 25th at 6:12pm 2007
I recently bought a game but it keeps crashing. Anyone have ideas? It's called Colin Mcrea Flight Simulator.
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by hl_world on Sun Sep 30th at 3:45pm 2007
Posted by hl_world on Sun Sep 30th at 3:45pm 2007
A leper walked into a bar and sat down.
The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you.
That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."
From Saddams Sick Jokes
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by reaper47 on Sun Sep 30th at 4:20pm 2007
Posted by reaper47 on Sun Sep 30th at 4:20pm 2007
Boy this is getting ugly. ![<img src=]()
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by FatStrings on Sun Sep 30th at 6:46pm 2007
haha![<img src=]()
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Posted by FatStrings on Sun Sep 30th at 6:46pm 2007
? quote:
Haha, the future of gaming! (i.e. Birth rate drops...)
and,
A funny late night euro (non-UK) halo advertisement!
and,
A funny late night euro (non-UK) halo advertisement!
haha
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by $loth on Wed Oct 10th at 6:14pm 2007
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Posted by $loth on Wed Oct 10th at 6:14pm 2007
Some quotes from the harry potter books:
"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody.
"He [Harry] tried to eat, but it was like chewing carpet."
"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."
"Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry." said Hermione.
"What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's leather jacket. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?"
"... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again..."
"There's only so many times you can polish a Prefect badge."
"I thought not," said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control."
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."
"He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise."
"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody.
"He [Harry] tried to eat, but it was like chewing carpet."
"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."
"Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry." said Hermione.
"What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's leather jacket. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?"
"... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again..."
"There's only so many times you can polish a Prefect badge."
"I thought not," said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control."
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."
"He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise."
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Andrei on Wed Oct 10th at 7:18pm 2007
![<img src=]()
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Posted by Andrei on Wed Oct 10th at 7:18pm 2007
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by reaper47 on Wed Oct 10th at 8:56pm 2007
Posted by reaper47 on Wed Oct 10th at 8:56pm 2007
Ewww... I'm glad I don't read that stuff.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Andrei on Thu Oct 11th at 11:53am 2007
Posted by Andrei on Thu Oct 11th at 11:53am 2007
idd, harry potter is a dirty dirty book ![<img src=]()
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Le Chief on Sun Oct 21st at 5:43am 2007
Posted by Le Chief on Sun Oct 21st at 5:43am 2007
OMG, FISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before you read that thread, just know that the flood fourm is moderated by people outside of the normal bungie moderators, as you will read in the thread.
Before you read that thread, just know that the flood fourm is moderated by people outside of the normal bungie moderators, as you will read in the thread.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Riven on Fri Nov 2nd at 4:45pm 2007
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Posted by Riven on Fri Nov 2nd at 4:45pm 2007
Just a little something I found on Portal at Weebl's Stuff. Possible spoilers I imagine for those who haven't played!
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Cash Car Star on Fri Nov 2nd at 7:18pm 2007
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Posted by Cash Car Star on Fri Nov 2nd at 7:18pm 2007
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half of a worm.
What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? The Holocaust.
Apologies.
Finding half of a worm.
What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? The Holocaust.
Apologies.
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Le Chief on Fri Nov 2nd at 8:58pm 2007
Posted by Le Chief on Fri Nov 2nd at 8:58pm 2007
Lol, I have heard first one before, lots of times before.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Cash Car Star on Sat Nov 3rd at 5:31pm 2007
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Posted by Cash Car Star on Sat Nov 3rd at 5:31pm 2007
Here's one a girl I like at work told me last night:
How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth? A blender.
How do you get them back out of a telephone booth? Tostitos.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth? A blender.
How do you get them back out of a telephone booth? Tostitos.
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by hl_world on Sat Nov 3rd at 8:08pm 2007
Posted by hl_world on Sat Nov 3rd at 8:08pm 2007
What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by RedWood on Sat Nov 3rd at 8:30pm 2007
Posted by RedWood on Sat Nov 3rd at 8:30pm 2007
What pink, bloody and squeals when it in a bag of salt.
A peeled baby.
A peeled baby.
Reality has become a commodity.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Le Chief on Sat Nov 3rd at 9:15pm 2007
Posted by Le Chief on Sat Nov 3rd at 9:15pm 2007
I got one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Naklajat on Sat Nov 3rd at 9:52pm 2007
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Posted by Naklajat on Sat Nov 3rd at 9:52pm 2007
Because it was bringing more Tostitos to the telephone booth.
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Le Chief on Sat Nov 3rd at 10:22pm 2007
Posted by Le Chief on Sat Nov 3rd at 10:22pm 2007
No, to get to the other side.
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