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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jan 25th at 3:42am 2006

Her: "Do you have protection?"
Him: "I don't believe in guns"

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The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Wed Jan 25th at 3:59am 2006

"I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself, but never enough to die" - Mervaka from the FF forums

"Dyslexics have more fnu" - Anonymous

"DNA, the National Dyslexics Association" - Anonymous




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Posted by GreenDragon on Wed Jan 25th at 5:24am 2006

I'd like you to make me a mocha-caramel-hazelnut frappe, with raspberry syrup, whipped cream, and a pinch of nutmeg.

Then I'd like you to shove it up your ass and make me a coffee.


I sell useless stuff to stoned people

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Posted by Andrei on Wed Jan 25th at 11:54am 2006

"What deh...?!" - me, while staring at a bowl of suspicious-looking soup.



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jan 25th at 12:58pm 2006

"When one is not the lead elephant, the scene never changes"

- paraphrase from "Anne and the King"





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by pepper on Wed Jan 25th at 9:27pm 2006

Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

? Captain Rex Kramer, in the movie 'Airplane.'

We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

? cockpit crew in the movie 'Airplane.'




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The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.



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Posted by Loco on Wed Jan 25th at 9:45pm 2006

Following on from pepper's post:

"This woman needs to go to a hospital."
"A hospital! What is it!"
"It's a big building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now."

and the overly-quoted:
"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am, and don't call me Shirley."

Both from 'Airplane'


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Posted by BlisTer on Wed Jan 25th at 11:04pm 2006

Da Fino, Private Snoop: I'm a Brother Seamus!
The Dude: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish monk?

The Dude: Look, just stay away from my f**king lady friend.
Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my f**king lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus

all from The Big Lebowski

"what do we do when we step on a mine, Sir?"

-"general procedure, private, is to jump 20ft in the air and scatter oneself over a large area"




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Apr 3rd at 5:00pm 2006

Hatsumomo: I was a maiko once.
Sayuri Nitta: Oh, of course. But that was a long, long, long, *long* time ago.

- Memoirs of a Geisha

I almost wet myself during that line. (Guess you had to see it)





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Mon Apr 3rd at 11:47pm 2006

So a woman is sitting at home with her three daughters.

THe first daughter comes up and says "mom, why am I named Rose?"

"Because when you were born, I placed a rose on your head"

The second daughter comes up; "Mom, why am I named Carrot?"

Because when you were born, I placed a carrot on your head"

The third daughter yells incoherent jargon from the other room

"SHUT UP FRIDGE!"




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Posted by Orpheus on Tue Apr 4th at 12:15am 2006

Frenchy, this is a quote thread, not joke.



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Tue Apr 4th at 1:16am 2006

And that's a terrible joke too. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">




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Posted by Vash on Tue Apr 4th at 1:17am 2006

Hen: April Fool's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!one!!1!!
Vash: Dude it's march 31st
Hen: s**t
Vash: You f**king drunk
Hen: its April Fool's Day here
Vash: No, you're just drunk
Hen: its 1:26 am
Vash: OF COURSE IT IS WHEN YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT DRINKING



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Posted by French Toast on Tue Apr 4th at 2:49am 2006

? quote:
Frenchy, this is a quote thread, not joke.


I'm quoting it, someone told it to me today.




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Posted by Vash on Tue Apr 4th at 5:05am 2006

I did quote someone. You posted a joke, containing no actual quotes from real people. My post, despite being comedic, still stands as a quote.



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Posted by Crono on Tue Apr 4th at 6:13am 2006

? quoting Jesse Ventura as Blain in "Predator"
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!



Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Posted by reaper47 on Tue Apr 4th at 10:29am 2006

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Douglas Adams


Love that quote. It reminds me that I'm not the only ones missing deadlines <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by Orpheus on Tue Apr 4th at 1:18pm 2006

I'm quoting it, someone told it to me today.

-French Toast





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Wed Apr 5th at 3:48am 2006

Good quote Orph, I rather like that one.




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Posted by Foxpup on Thu Apr 6th at 5:24am 2006

"When I read that the "fox people" are strapping high explosives under their clothes and detonating themselves in shopping malls to avenge the injustice of fur-farms and fox hunts, in the belief that they will spend the next life with 72 vixens in eternal yiffage, then I will worry about Furry spirituality. ... And not one damn nanosecond sooner!" - Simo


Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.




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