Yay, I'm 20. I guess it's a year closer to 21 but it sucks in itself... outside of the presents and the money and the whatever-the-heck-I-want for dinner and the no chores bits. Anyways, you can get me something for my birthday if you're so inclined.
I am a dude in need of a catchy slogan. Something to put under my name on business cards to convince people they should associate with me and maybe be my friend! Something like, "Hugh: Your man in ANY situation!" but less sexually permissive. And something more positive than "Hugh: Better than you might expect!"







