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Posted by fraggard on Sat Jan 28th at 11:53am 2006

I've been predicting this for a while now, but no one's ever listened to me! The Giant Octopodes are finally beginning to rise from their slumber. Our deep sea travels have disturbed their peace, and, in what is probably the first signs of an invasion from below, one of them has attacked a sub..

Do not underestimate the gravity of the situation, this is the coming of Cthulhu. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the octopodes will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new Cephalopod overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted internet denizen, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underwater moss caves.







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Posted by DrGlass on Sat Jan 28th at 2:21pm 2006

They cant breath out of water can they?




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Posted by Andrei on Sat Jan 28th at 2:24pm 2006

? quote:

Do not underestimate the gravity of the situation, this is the coming of Cthulhu. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them;






Never! We shall fight them in the seas, on the beaches and in the moss! We shall defend our Dryness whatever the cost may be!
The time has come, comrades! It is time we did what must be done: NUKE THE SEA!




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Posted by G4MER on Sat Jan 28th at 2:30pm 2006

We did that.. how do you think they came to be so mutated.

VIDEO

http://www.aviationexplorer.com/nuke_testing_documentary.htm



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Posted by Andrei on Sat Jan 28th at 2:32pm 2006

Never! We shall fight them in the seas, on the beaches and in the moss! We shall defend our Dryness whatever the cost may be!
The time has come, comrades! It is time we did what must be done: NUKE Bomb the sh*t out of THE SEA!



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Posted by OtZman on Sat Jan 28th at 2:39pm 2006

45kg isn't that much, is it? I had hoped for one with 10m long arms and a weight of 1000kg.



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Posted by French Toast on Sat Jan 28th at 3:20pm 2006

It attacked one of those mini-subs. I thought you meant an octopus that was actually big, attacking a real sub.




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Posted by Dred_furst on Sat Jan 28th at 3:43pm 2006

There was a book that had stuff like this happening in, they started melting the osuth pole and north pole, then sank most of our cities. I cant remember the ending <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif"> but it involved a motorboat and trying to infiltrate government locations i cant remember. but most of england got flooded.


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Posted by BlisTer on Sat Jan 28th at 5:40pm 2006

? quoting fraggard
I've been predicting this for a while now, but no one's ever listened to me! The Giant Octopodes are finally beginning to rise from their slumber. Our deep sea travels have disturbed their peace, and, in what is probably the first signs of an invasion from below, one of them has attacked a sub..

Do not underestimate the gravity of the situation, this is the coming of Cthulhu. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the octopodes will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new Cephalopod overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted internet denizen, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underwater moss caves.

you mean they're like the crab people ??




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Posted by French Toast on Sat Jan 28th at 6:42pm 2006

Craaaab People! Craaaab people!




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sun Jan 29th at 1:31am 2006

? quote:
It attacked one of those mini-subs. I thought you meant an octopus that was actually big, attacking a real sub.


Same.




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Posted by Myrk- on Sun Jan 29th at 1:35am 2006

I still think Dolphins are a bigger threat- theres 12 billion of them on the planet. WE ARE OUTNUMBERED!


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