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Posted by French Toast on Tue Feb 7th at 2:19am 2006

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... But I'm all outa gum.




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Posted by Y2kBen_2000 on Tue Feb 7th at 5:39pm 2006

you can chew on the eyeball's of the alien scum that litters the floor through which you just steped.

Remember the boss on the space episode of Duke 3D, the final animation were Duke rips off the head of the boss's corpse and, well, s**ts down it neck. That one still cracks me up.

I wonder if the Duke 3d files on my computer still work, considering my father sold off that game, ignoreing my plees to let me keep it, a great many years ago.





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Posted by Vash on Tue Feb 7th at 8:56pm 2006

Duke Nukem's badossity is all but gone.

"Oh, look, I wear sunglasses and spout one liners that my mom tells me are witty. I mean, I'm going to kick your ass. Remember that? Kickass and chew bubblegum? Well, it's actually a funny story: You see, the original line was 'Time to kickass and chew bubblegum, and I can't chew gum due to genetic birth defect that constrains my jaw muscles' but the developer thought it was too long and a bit dorky. Also, instead of saving babes, I was going to save Jaleel White - you know, the loveable Erkel! But, once again, PR said it wasn't 'cool' enough. Hah, what do they know about cool? I'm the king of cool. I was voted the coolest one in my Butterfly Dance class in high-school. Well, almost, I took second originally but the kid who took first got hit by a bus while he was dancing behind an actual butterfly, so he forfeited his title. What with being dead and all. And my name isn't even Duke Nukem - it's a stage name. My birth name is Samantha Anus."




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Posted by Belgarion on Tue Feb 7th at 10:10pm 2006

I think you're just annoyed you can't get your hands on duke sooner. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/grenade.gif">

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Posted by Foxpup on Wed Feb 8th at 12:46am 2006

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I wonder if the Duke 3d files on my computer still work, considering my father sold off that game, ignoreing my plees to let me keep it, a great many years ago.

Probably. What files have you got?


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Posted by Y2kBen_2000 on Wed Feb 8th at 4:13pm 2006

They were the actual game files with the Duke DC expansion. We left it installed when we sold the cd. However, since we move the files around the computer several time, we can turn off the expansion anymore to access the origanal 3 episode, which I thought was the most interesting episode.

About the release...The truth is nobody care anymore about whether it is going to be good or not, they just want to see the thing that tied up the 3d realms crew for ten years. And to see if they really still have what it takes to bring out a good old-school bad-*ss hero game similar, but not too similar, to the old game.



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