What Ticks You Off?
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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Feb 22nd at 3:23am 2006


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When light sensors can't detect you and give the cross street precedence so you sit at the light for five minutes before you run the light



Wow that's a f**king good one.

Paul Walker hate count: 3.

Edit: Michael Bay hate count: 6





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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Dr Brasso-Kona- on Wed Feb 22nd at 3:23am 2006


jesus crono....go jerk yer chicken or something dude....

kristanna loken?.....shes the hottest robot ya ever saw, short of murdering yer dog, how could that piss you off??.... <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

im afraid if i ask why all this s**t fires you up so intently, or just irks yer space, i may have to sort through a novella....not that it would be a bad read, but, s**t....whos got the time....im pushin' 50... <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">

Doc B...:dodgy:




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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Stadric on Wed Feb 22nd at 3:26am 2006


Add:
Scientologists
Muscle Spasms
"Accessibility" programs
"Helper" programs
Internet Explorer
Windows XP
Windows ME
Windows
Opaque Windows
Robin Williams in anything
Boy bands

More to come



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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Crono on Wed Feb 22nd at 3:44am 2006


I'm not "enraged" or hostile.

... That reminds me, s**tty horror movies piss me off too.

Kristanna Loken is the s**ttiest actress ever (YES, EVER), I don't care if she's hot, she was the worst Terminator EVER. Go f**k up some other thing I never cared about in the first place ... oh yeah, Bloodrayne just came out. (Goddamn you Uwe Boll)

Something else to add ....

Um ...

Donald Trump trying to trademark "You're Fired". That look Alexander Hamilton gave me when I bought some Salsa flavored Doritos (THE BEST DORITOS FLAVOR EVER) ... uh ... Dan Rather.

If you want a list of things I like it'd be much longer than any hate list. For instance: air. I like air.



Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Dr Brasso-Kona- on Wed Feb 22nd at 3:48am 2006


? posted by Crono

Kristanna Loken is the s**ttiest actress ever (YES, EVER), I don't care if she's hot, she was the worst Terminator EVER. Go f**k up some other thing I never cared about in the first place ... oh yeah, Bloodrayne just came out. (Goddamn you Uwe Boll)

touche''' sir, ya got me there.....

im glad you elaborated man, i was wondering if i wa gonna be reading soon about "the hl2 sniper murders".... ya know?....dying folks scrawling "crono" in blood with their dying breath...<img src=" SRC="images/smiles/rofl.gif">

Doc B...





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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Feb 22nd at 5:27am 2006


add:

  • Paris hilton
  • anyone else who is famous for being a slutbag, and or just famous for being famous
  • Spyware, adware and the people who fall for it
  • Those SPAM email messages that contain COMPLETE nonsense and not even any links to a fraudulent site.
  • Emo
  • emo kids
  • High school relationships, and those that think theirs is "for realz"
  • The "Eleanor" craze where everyone is turning 1967 mustangs into clones of the car from "Gone in 60 seconds"
  • Almost all Celebrities and actors: I want to see them in movies and I don't want to hear about them again until They are in another movie.
  • Cliques
  • Stupid girls who punch the crap out of you then tell you "Don't be hateful."
  • the word "hateful"
  • when someone knows EXACTLY what you are talking about and still chooses to roll thier eyes and say "whatever, dude..." so they look cool for other people and they leave u looking like a stooge.
  • Professors who spell and pronounce words wrong publicly, when the words pertain to the subject they teach. like my Algebra teacher who called a matrix a "Matrice" pronounced "matri-see"
  • MMORPGs - you buy the game, then you have to pay to play the game. WTH?
  • People who diss me for not eating pork.



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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Crono on Wed Feb 22nd at 6:11am 2006


Uhm, "Matra-see" is correct. It's the plural form of Matrix (unless I mixed them up, which I doubt). Like "Combine those Matricies" ... or do you mean he/she replaces the singular form with it too? In that case: he and or she is a douche.

I HATE it when people ask me "why" when they find out I don't eat pork!

...

People who think the Olson twins are hot, Women who procure the subject: pre-mature ejaculation, People who say "Don't go there" and "I went there", Electronic Arts, Robert Forward, People who think Jay Mohr is funny, Harrison Ford's inabilty to realize Han Solo made his career, Ford's recent movie "Firewall" it was better when it was called "Air Force One", Orlando Bloom, People who like Orlando Bloom, People who think Orlando Bloom is a good actor, Blade Trinity, FUNimation, ADV, Fujitsu.

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Dr Brasso-Kona- on Wed Feb 22nd at 6:18am 2006


nickel, i couldnt resist some retorts bud...all in good fun

? posted by Nickelplate

add:

Paris hilton
agreed whole heartedly

anyone else who is famous for being a slutbag, and or just famous for being famous
eh, the world needs a few slutbags, otherwise the bible would be just another novel...

Spyware, adware and the people who fall for it
id agree except my wife would prolly cut me off

Those SPAM email messages that contain COMPLETE nonsense and not even any links to a fraudulent site.
secret emo language code, designed to overthrow....something

Emo
phillips or 'tion?

emo kids
please tell me emo phillips doesnt have kids...

High school relationships, and those that think theirs is "for realz"
real worlds a bitch man.....i miss one girl on occasion.....was that then not realz?

The "Eleanor" craze where everyone is turning 1967 mustangs into clones of the car from "Gone in 60 seconds"
sweet f**kin car man though, i can see why they would.....but less than the original is kinda, well......

Almost all Celebrities and actors: I want to see them in movies and I don't want to hear about them again until They are in another movie.
***see slutbags above....

Cliques
gripe as you will, but most of the cliques are the work of communists, as a post cold war plot to infiltrate our young college sets and implant political seeds for the future crop of politicians

Stupid girls who punch the crap out of you then tell you "Don't be hateful."
youve never lived then....fishnets and a paddle....anything short of the ole "windmill" is fine...dirty talk if applicable.... <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">

the word "hateful"
this one sir, i vehemently disagree with you on.....accurate, proper, and to the point....i can think of no other word to depict the intensity the estrogen levels around my house had in its heyday

when someone knows EXACTLY what you are talking about and still chooses to roll thier eyes and say "whatever, dude..." so they look cool for other people and they leave u looking like a stooge.
ya didnt say whether he as a friend or foe...

Professors who spell and pronounce words wrong publicly, when the words pertain to the subject they teach. like my Algebra teacher who called a matrix a "Matrice" pronounced "matri-see"
Fraudian slip maybe?

MMORPGs - you buy the game, then you have to pay to play the game. WTH?
capitalism at its finest sir...

People who diss me for not eating pork.
yeah well, i cant really think of one market animal that doesnt walk around in or is trapped in s**t or a s**tbox one way or another...yer choice
i love a good bacon and eggs breakfast...

Doc B...





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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by omegaslayer on Wed Feb 22nd at 6:36am 2006


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add:
  • Paris hilton
  • anyone else who is famous for being a slutbag, and or just famous for being famous
  • Spyware, adware and the people who fall for it
  • Those SPAM email messages that contain COMPLETE nonsense and not even any links to a fraudulent site.
  • Emo
  • emo kids
  • High school relationships, and those that think theirs is "for realz"
  • The "Eleanor" craze where everyone is turning 1967 mustangs into clones of the car from "Gone in 60 seconds"
  • Almost all Celebrities and actors: I want to see them in movies and I don't want to hear about them again until They are in another movie.
  • Cliques
  • Stupid girls who punch the crap out of you then tell you "Don't be hateful."
  • the word "hateful"
  • when someone knows EXACTLY what you are talking about and still chooses to roll thier eyes and say "whatever, dude..." so they look cool for other people and they leave u looking like a stooge.
  • Professors who spell and pronounce words wrong publicly, when the words pertain to the subject they teach. like my Algebra teacher who called a matrix a "Matrice" pronounced "matri-see"
  • MMORPGs - you buy the game, then you have to pay to play the game. WTH?
  • People who diss me for not eating pork.

Youve got a lot of valid points. The only thing I think you need to experience first before "hating" is the MMORPGS. Sure you have to pay to play, but those games are well worth the money. As well as the support, and constant updates that the producers provide. Maybe its just outside of Blizzard that MMORPGS suck to pay to play, but generally blizzard constantly feeds the game with more content, and provides great customer service for 15$ a month.
Just some more things to add:
-The F&*% bags in my age group who drive like morons and raise my insurance prices because THEY get in car wrecks, and cause my age group to be the "irresposable drivers".
-The Duchebags that trick their cars out with 28 inch rims, subs, and the monitors in their head rests" when instead they should be putting that money twards their education!
-I hate people who have an inate obsession with celebrities, who care what they are doing: YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT PARIS HILTON DID! She used a public bathroom; YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JESICA SIMPSON HAD FOR LUNCH!!! Salad....
-I hate the phrase "I still want to be friends"






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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Wed Feb 22nd at 6:58am 2006


Remember Guild Wars is the only commericial MMORPG that has no monthy fee <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">


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Posted by diablo on Wed Feb 22nd at 7:48am 2006


Just think how much Blizzard have to pay for the bandwith and server maintenance. That's why theres a fee for most MMORPG's. Unlike FPS games where normally an isp will host the servers.

Now back on topic.

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Re: What Ticks You Off?
Posted by wil5on on Wed Feb 22nd at 9:04am 2006


? quoting Nickelplate
Professors who spell and pronounce words wrong publicly, when the words pertain to the subject they teach. like my Algebra teacher who called a matrix a "Matrice" pronounced "matri-see"

YES

Crono: Matrix is the singular, Matrices is the plural. Like index -> indices, or dominatrix to dominatrices <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by Gwil on Wed Feb 22nd at 10:34am 2006


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Gwil, you have no clue how my childhood was and insinuating that yours was somehow worse than mine is not only insulting its... Well, it has no baring here in an open forum.

Whatever your problem was tonight, I don't want to be in the middle of it. You are about an inch away from my saying what I really think about your childhood. But, since I really don't know much more about it, than you do mine it will just end up a stupid pissing contest.

Try to imagine everything you can that a child can suffer and you will only have scratched the surface of my young life.

My advice, unless you really want me to tell you what I had to endure, do not try to compare our childhoods. Its a contest where we both will lose something.

Its also a price I would be willing to pay. Can you say the same.



That isn't what I was doing you fool. I'm objecting to your blinkered stance which assumes you are always right and always morally superior or more worthy than people you attack or bait for no apparent reason thread after thread.

I'm tired of it, quite frankly.




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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Feb 22nd at 11:33am 2006


? quoting Gwil



That isn't what I was doing you fool. I'm objecting to your blinkered stance which assumes you are always right and always morally superior or more worthy than people you attack or bait for no apparent reason thread after thread.

I'm tired of it, quite frankly.

Now, In one respect I can see what you're driving at. In another, I cannot see how it relates to this thread. No body, not even I have claimed that anyones life, or age has granted them a wisdom beyond their years. I have seen, and do see minds that are so clouded with their own youth that they see enemies on every front. You included. Lets not even mention how tired we are of that. You are not a shining pillar of adulthood by any definition.

I asked you to re-read my post. The one you claimed was somehow re-written and remove the angriness from it. If you had done that you would have noted my genuine curiosity in the human growth pattern. I have had innumerable incidents with people, if not as touchy as you, at least close who always come up to me at one time or another and say that at least one discussion we had stuck in their minds. That topic either turned out the way I said it would or something similar enough that they were aware of it and felt the need to tell me so. Not every discussion was horrible, and not every prediction turned out so you see my curiosity.

Life has its differences, but some of life's experiences will remain constant and those are the ones I am curious about. Just because some of you are still in school doesn't mean that I am not willing to learn from an experiment once in a while. That post was mine and you have nearly ruined it because no one seems willing to answer. That could mean that no one has an answer or no one has one yet.

In fact, if either of us two should be insulted and/or mad right now it should be me after you twice wronged me in the same thread, and now after hours you are still compounding it by being unwilling to notice how and where.

The only thing I feel after the hours is sorrow and a bit of pity because you have create a gulf that I doubt can be filled now. Yeah, we will remain friends but your quickness to see evil where none lies is a thing I cannot deal with. True friends see things less harsh first. You have issues that I do not ever want to know about because quite frankly, whatever they are, they pale to what I dealt with at your age and I evidentially handled it better than you are doing now. Life molds us into what we will eventually become. My mold is a strange one but it is at least complet. The shape is not important. The wholeness is. You mold? Its best if you figure that one out.

Now, go back and re-read it once more and remove all the accusatory replies and see if it wasn't nothing more than me asking everyone if anyone recalls a time when we talked about some future event that may have come true.

If you continue this angry path, you continue it alone because I am only interested in my question, not yours.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Gwil on Wed Feb 22nd at 11:38am 2006


See.. I am wrong, I should remove my replies etc.

Forget it. You're never going to see it.

As for saying I shouldn't compare experiences or assume things - you raging hypocrite!

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You have issues that I do not ever want to know about because quite frankly, whatever they are, they pale to what I dealt with at your age and I evidentially handled it better than you are doing now.

As for this childhood thing you have - I was never insinuating that. I am making an example of your constant and unwavering belief that you are right, others must be wrong, and youth particularly have opinions that are invalid because they haven't lived the times that you have. This trait of yours manifests in debates, technical questions, opinions, PM's. I can dig up thousands of examples if you wish me too, because I would only be too happy to demonstrate once and for all how your holier than thou attitude causes problems almost every day of the week.





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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Feb 22nd at 11:44am 2006


Not seeing, that seems our only commonality right now.

Enough then. If you are still seeing anger, and I am blind then we have run our courses.

Perhaps, someday.. Perhaps.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Gwil on Wed Feb 22nd at 11:47am 2006


No, never.

QED.




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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Feb 22nd at 11:59am 2006


Well then, my olive tree is totally denuded. I used its last branch on you as I recall.

You let me know when you're ready. I need to plant another tree. Someone else may need it.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Feb 22nd at 3:38pm 2006


? quoting Dane Cook:

That's great, this is a great vibe in here right now. It's like daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table and we're all trying to eat still.

"Just eat honey, mommy's okay. Daddy just got a little angry, just eat."
"I don't want to eat."
"Mommy's fine, daddy just got a little crazy and mommy's fine."
"Do I have to eat?"
"Yes, you have to eat."





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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Feb 22nd at 5:30pm 2006


Brasso: lol

Add:

  • the word "denuded"
  • when girls "just need some space" after telling you the previous week that they want to marry you.
  • This one Ukrainian (Pavel "Sonofavich" as we call him) guy at my church who thinks he's so much better than everyone else and he talks smack about everyone and spreads rumors behind thier back and he treats his GF like говно (That means "crap")
  • people who don't brush thier teeth and then want to tell me a secret



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